Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / Fruits Basket Fan Fiction ❯ Yu-Gi-Oh! and Fruits Basket's Murder of the Teletubbies! ❯ Red Teletubbie Murder ( Chapter 3 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

Okay, in the last chapter, you saw that they all got into their groups and split up to look for the Teletubbie that they were going to murder. Well please enjoy this chapter, for there will be the first Murder here.

Disclaimer: I do not own The Teletubbies, or Snuggles. I also do not own Fruits Basket, or Yu-Gi-Oh. Please enjoy and review!! ^.^

Red Teletubbie Murder

*So everybody split up. In Moon Rose's group…*

Joey: So. How are we gonna blow up the Red Teletubbie?

Moon Rose: That's why the authoress put explosives in this story.

Bakura: Well, what did you bring?

Moon Rose: The power of water.

Joey: Are you SERIOUS?!

Moon Rose: Yes, but don't doubt me. You don't want to end up like Inuyasha in the last story…

Joey/ Bakura: Yes Ma'am

Joey: Man, this place is a maze… How are we going to find the Red Teletubbie?

Bakura: All we can do is search and hope that we don't get caught.

Moon Rose: We won't get caught, unless it's Akito who catches us.

Bakura: Who's Akito?

Joey: The name even sounds freaky.

Moon Rose: He's the owner of the Teletubbies. If he catches us, then there's no way we can escape…

Joey: *Starts shaking and starts stuttering.* N-no way we can escape?

Moon Rose: DUH! If he tries anything, I have the power of water!!

Bakura: Even I knew that…

Joey: Hey, shut up, Bakura.

Moon Rose: But there is one enemy that lies here that I cannot stop.

Joey: *stutters again* Wh-who's that?

Moon Rose: The very dangerous fabric softening bear, Snuggles. It seems like he wants to help everybody with their laundry, but the moment you turn your back….

Joey: *Holds onto Bakura* I want my mommy!!

Bakura: Can't you see that she's messing with you?!

Moon Rose: *Laughs and mutters something about how pathetic some men could be*

Bakura: Let's find that damn Teletubbie already!!

Joey: O-okay…

*they go all around looking in different rooms but found nothing in most of them.*

Joey: Hey. That looks like a Teletubbie. Is it asleep?

Bakura: Damn it, it's not our Teletubbie. It's the freakin purple one.

Moon Rose: If we see Serena's group, we need to tell them that their Teletubbie is over here.

Joey: If this Teletubbie is here, then its friends have to be close by.

Bakura: Okay, get your explosives ready.

*they kept checking the rooms around there. Soon they came to a door that was labeled `Red Teletubbie'*

Bakura: If we had just looked at the doors instead of checking every single one, we would have saved so much time.

Joey: But we didn't know that they had names on it.

*Quietly, Moon Rose opened the door to the Red Teletubbie and they all saw it look at them. She quickly closed the door.*

Moon Rose: Oh GREAT!

Bakura: He just HAD to give us the one that was awake.

Joey: What do we do now?

Bakura: Looks like the only thing we can do is wait for it to fall asleep.

Moon Rose: I ain't waiting for that.

Joey: Why the hell not?

Moon Rose: I ain't runnin' away!

Bakura: I agree. We should kill it with glory and not cowardice if we truly want an adventure.

Joey: Right. Let's kill it.

*Joey kicks the door open*

Moon Rose: *Says in sarcasm* Wow what a manly entrance…

*The Teletubbie then runs around in circles screaming…*

Red Teletubbie: Po! Po! Po!!!

Joey: These things aren't very smart…

Bakura: I ain't touchin' that sentence.

*Moon Rose goes over and holds it by the neck*

Moon Rose: Shut up, and we'll give you a painless death.

Bakura: Joey, take out your gun.

Joey: Can't… Breathe…

Bakura: Why not?

Joey: Too…. Funny…

Bakura: *Pats Joey's back* Calm down.

Moon Rose: I can't hold onto this thing forever, you know!!

Joey: *Pulls out 9mm gun.*

Bakura: SEE YOU IN HELL!!!!!

Moon Rose: You'd never expect him to say that.

*Moon Rose quickly let go of the Teletubbie and Joey shot it.*

Moon Rose: Watch it!! You could've killed me!

Joey: Instead, I killed the Teletubbie. Be lucky that I have good aim.

Bakura: Well that was lame. Let's torture the corpse!! >=D

Moon Rose: I want to shoot it with my bow.

Joey: How are you going to do anything by using a hair bow?

Bakura: You really are hopeless. She meant a bow and arrow.

Moon Rose: THANK you, Bakura!!

*A bow and arrow is all of the sudden in her hand. And she shoots it.*

Moon Rose: That was lame too. I have an idea. I need you two to lift it as high as you can.

Joey: Why?

Bakura: Here, Moon Rose. Hang it with this rope.

Joey: How come I'm always the last to know these things?

Bakura: Because you're too hollow headed to figure it out.

*They lifted it in the air, and Moon Rose tied it to the ceiling so it looked like it was hanging itself*

Moon Rose: Now that's what I call art.

Joey: Now let's get outside before anyone suspects anything.

Bakura: Right. Our mission is a success. We did our part to make the world a better place!!! I've never felt more alive!

Joey: Are you okay, man?

Bakura:* Looks over in their direction* I feel the need to kill more!

Moon Rose: Don't even think about it!

Joey: Let's get outside before you end up doing something you'll regret.

*Joey and Moon Rose dragged Bakura outside and sat down, awaiting everyone's return from their successful mission.*

Okay, so that's what happened in the murder of the Red Teletubbie. How was it? PLEASE REVIEW!!! I'M BEGGING YOU!!