Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Never in A Million Years...Or Not? WITH RUM! ❯ OMG! WTF! It's...it's...it's...THEM! ( Chapter 1 )

Never In A Million Years...Or Not? WITH RUM!

Chapter 1: OMG! WTF! It's...it's...it's...THEM!

 

~Captain Jack Sparrow, InuYasha, and Seto Kaiba meet...ME! AND MY CREW! MWAHAHAHAHA! lol anyway...this is just...something....weird! heh oh yea...I (Maxine) am 15 in this, so Meaghan is 16 and Kim is 18! ^.^ w00t lol enjoy the weird story!~

 

 

This is the story of a memorable summer about me, my friends Kim and Meaghan and our meetings with InuYasha, Seto Kaiba and Captain Jack Sparrow...the problems are true (this...is a bit true...but not so much...but sorta?) and the happenings are real (not really but oh well!), even the story is true...(Audience: *widens eyes* Me: *mouths* not really...it's for the effect!) although...the way we act is very true (this is true)...here it is...

 

"Mmmkay..." I said, listening to Kim laugh over the phone. "Mmkay..." she said back,"Hey!" she yelled which made me yell back "Hey is for horses...Straw ish better!!!" (O.o; yah I'm weird...) "Erm...yea Maxine, you keep saying that!" Kim said,"Nowww...like I was saying...We should pick up Meaghan! Right mew!" "Mmmkay...I'll meet you there...and I'll keep on talking to you while I drive?" I said O.o; "Mmmkay..." Kim said back, cranking up her radio in her car...singing over the phone to me! (^.^ and yes....in this fan fic I drive and I have my own cell phone! So what?! and...yes Kim actually sings over the phone to me, I'm so special!) I stepped into my car, turning up the radio extra loud, the bass rattling the car as I sang along with Kim over the phone. I drove all expertly and shtuff to the airport to pick up my Canadian pirate friend Meaghan! w00t! Meeting Kim in the parking lot...and still talking to her on the phone...we walked in together, waiting by the security check through, looking like we were dangerous and/or crazy, for Meaghan. We heard loud singing echoing in the airport,"YO HO YO HO! A PIRATE'S LIFE FOR ME!!!" Meaghan sang at the top of her lungs,"What?! Never seen a Canadian girl sing a song before?!" she shouted at staring passers-by. "MEAGHAN!!! YE BLOODY PIRATE!!!" I yelled, hugging her with Kim, who started singing the Time Warp,"Do the pelvic thrust!!! I WANNAAA DO THE TIMEEEE WARPPPP AGAINNNN!!!" Which got all of us singing the weirdest songs EVER!!! On the way to baggage claim...I managed to lose Meaghan and Kim; even though we were all singing together at the top of our lungs >.>...

I wandered through the airport aimlessly, humming The Pirate's Who Don't Do Anything, when...MY PHONE RANG! "Hey Kim!" I said, just knowing it was her, all psychic, because...my phone doesn't have caller I.D.? O.o; (I actually really do this!!! lol it's weirddd...cuz I'm all cool and shtuff...>.>)

"Damn you and your Kim-dar!!!" she yelled. I smirked and said,"Yes! Mwahahahahahaha! *ahem* anywaysss...where are you preciousss?"

"Uh...right in front of you?" Kim said, waving from ten feet in front of me with Meaghan.

"Heh oh right Kimmerz...I knew that..." I said.

"Suuuuureeee..." Kim replied smirking...still talking to me through the phone...even though I was...one foot in front of her? o.O;;;

"Yea...right...hungry ye bloody pirate?" I asked Meaghan, smiling,"Cuz I am...so we're going to eat, SAVVY?!"

O.O "Yes ma'am!" Meaghan and Kim said at once, snickering. Sooo...we went to...WHERE ELSE? McDonald's!!! w00t! And us being...us...we followed the Anarchist Cook Book and did everything listed (hamburger patty in the toilets...making fun of the poor guy who thought it was...ahem...changing our orders over and over...littering the place with too many napkins...changing the sign to Closed...the usual ^.^;)! Then...we just rushed over to the nearest K-Mart and turned on all the Blue Light Specials and typed in all the computers,'DIE AND BURN!!! UNDER A ROCK!!! PIRATES ARE UBER AND SHTUFF!!! SAVVY?!' o.o; cuz we're um...all uber and shtuff! SAVVY?! heh right...back to the story at hand...

Then...we went to mine and Kim's apartment...that um...we live in alone? Cuz we're older and shtuff so nyah! O.o;;; *ahem*

"Soooo...whatcha wanna doooo?" Kim asked, headbanging. Meaghan shrugged,"Watch Pirates of the Caribbean?" she said, smirking. "Gasp! Yesss!!!" I yelled. We put in the DVD...watched the movie and said EVERY SINGLE line along with Jack, Will, Liz, Norrington...and...yah all of them. "Gasp Kim and Max!!!" Meaghan said all of a sudden, while the credits for the movie were playing. "Gasp Meg!!! What?" Kim and me asked. "Wouldn't it be cool...if...Jack Sparrow could come forward in time and be my boyfriend?!" she asked...Kim and me snorted with laughter. "What?!" Meaghan yelled, pelting us with pillows and popcorn, which made all of us break out into a fight...^.^

After cleaning up the mess and plopping down on the couch and floor I said,"You know what would be even cooler than Jack?" I asked. "Pffft...who's cooler than Jack?" Meaghan asked. "INUYASHA!!!" I yelled, which made me get hit with yet another pillow. "Pfffttt...Kaiba is sooo much cooler than InuYasha or Jack!" Kim said, which made Meg and me hit her with a pillow. We all fell asleep laughing and telling stories about what would happen if Kaiba, InuYasha, and Jack were our boyfriends...little did we know...

~CrAsH!~

A loud noise in the kitchen made all of us jump awake.

"Get out of the way OLD MAN!" a familiar, dog-like(?) voice yelled.

"I'm not an old man! Bloody 'ell!" another familiar, slighty slurred voice yelled back.

"Shut up the two of you...we will be heard, idiots," another harsh, yet shexxy voice said to them both.

"Ohmigawd..." Kim whispered.

"That sounded like..." Meg whispered.

"InuYasha!" I whispered.

"Jack Sparrow!" Meaghan whispered.

"Seto Kaiba!!!" Kim whispered.

"Shut up! I heard something...and I smell..." InuYasha said, sniffing the air,"GIRLS!"

The three of us broke into silent laughter...but not silent enough...

"AHA!" Jack yelled, storming into the living room, where we all were sprawled out on the couches and floor,"I found the women, mates!" Meaghan's eyes widened, O.O,"It's...It's...It's..." she said in an amazed voice,"CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW!!!"

"Aye that it is Meg..." Kim said.

"And..it's...INUYASHA!!!" I yelled as InuYasha walked into the room.

"Aye that it is Max..." Kim said.

Meaghan walked up to Jack and stared at him while I walked up to InuYasha and stared at him...and his ears!

"Gasp...It's..."Kim said in a whisper,"Kaiba!" she yelled as he walked into the room, looking particularly handsome. His dark eyes turned in her direction...and it was love at first sight...for the both of them ^.^ (Heh I'm too nice to you Kim!) "Who...who..." Kaiba said, in a stunned voice, at a loss of words as well,"ahem...who are you?" he said finally, gazing at Kim in complete awe. "I'm...Kim..." she replied in the same kind of stunned voice, her own trench coat falling to her ankles as she stood up. Kaiba glanced at her trench coat and then at his own, then looked back up at Kim's face and looked back down, BLUSHING! Meaghan and I watched in awe, as Seto Kaiba: Head of Kaiba Corp., serious person, serious duelist, and over all a non-blushing kind of guy...blushed!

"Ahem...so who might you be lass?" Jack said, looking at Meaghan. "I'm...Meaghan," she replied, eyeing his hat mischieviously. She snatched it quickly as he looked her up and down. "Oi! Not me hat!!" He yelled, while Meg just took off, running around the apartment. I looked on amused until InuYasha said,"So who're you?" I smirked and replied,"My name is Maxine." He scoffed,"What kind of a name is that?" "What kind of a name is InuYasha?" I asked. "Um...right...nice name..." he mumbled. I smirked and said,"Nice ears..." He turned a bit red and mumbled,"...yea...thanks...Maxine..." I swooned in my head and thought,'He saiiddd my naaame!' I grinned and nudged Kim,"This...is..."I whispered. "...great!" she finished for me, grinning back.

 

~Mmmkay that's all so far! I'll write chapter 2 if y'all reveiw! w00t that rhymed lol anyways reveiwww pleaseee~