Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction / Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ The Plotless Story ❯ Chapter 6 ( Chapter 6 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

A/N: Haven't felt like writing and I can't think of much random humor anymore, so it might not be so funny. Anyone else want to be in the story? Review and tell me how you act. Anyone reading this, please tell others to read it. Thank you.

Diclaimer: I don't own anything.


The Plotless Story

Seto: Did you finally write another chapter? Now I can stop screaming.

Goku: Damn it, maybe the authoress should wait a couple more weeks or months so Seto will have to keep screaming.

MaujinVader: No, we need to go to the Tea town and she needs to keep writing so I can be in the story. Hmm, but I would like Kaiba to keep screaming.

Seto: Who the hell are you?

MaujinVader: Shut up. *starts shooting him* busta busta cap.

Chibi Gohan: Umm, so who exactly is that?

Piccolo: Does it look like I know? Why the hell are you always asking me damn things?

Chibi Gohan: Uhh, I didn't ask yo...

Piccolo: Shht, quiet, I'm done answering your questions.

Chibi Gohan: Like I said I didn't ask you.

Piccolo: What the hell did I just say?

Chibi Gohan: I didn't ask yo...ahh whatever, never mind.

MaujinVader: *still shooting at Seto* Hey, didn't I say I wanted to be saying busta busta cap the entire time I try killing people?

Mai: It wasn't exactly like that.

MaujinVader: Huh? Oh well, whatever, busta busta cap busta busta cap busta busta cap busta busta cap busta busta cap busta busta cap busta busta cap busta busta cap busta busta cap busta busta cap busta busta cap busta busta cap busta busta cap busta busta cap busta busta cap. etc.

Goten: Hmm, the entire time he's been here we did nothing. Aren't we supposed to being going to Tea Town?

So everyone starts walking to Tea Town, which, plotlessly, was just a few feet away. Seto was still alive somehow, and Mirai Trunks was still turning into a blob of guts because of the beating from Vegeta and Algus. Umm, and Mirai Gohan suddenly appeared.

Algus: Damn, this is fun, though I would have thought that he'd be dead by now.

Vegeta: He's part Saiyajin, the strongest race in the universe! Mwahahahahahaahaahahahahahahahahaahaahahahaha!

Algus: Right. It's a good thing we're friends or else I'd be trying to kill you for your insanity.

Trunks: Speaking of killing people, why the hell isn't Seto dead?

Seto suddenly drops dead.

Trunks: Cool, I killed him!

MaujinVader: Yeah you killed him by asking why he isn't dead. Right, I was the one who killed him.

Trunks: Hey, maybe whatever I say happens. Let me try, umm, Pikachu, die.

Gohan: The Pikachu is still here?

Pikachu: You're an idiot. Man, such a nerd. Anyway, I'll go die now. *dies*

MaujinVader: I wish I could do that.

Tea: What, die?

Yugi: *blink* *blink* Oookay, that was strange. Anyway, that took you a while to come, you know, since we are supposed to be in Tea Town, a town filled with Tea's.

MaujinVader: Yeah, but where are the other ones?

Mirai Gohan: You still haven't told us who you are.

MaujinVader: I hate you. *starts shooting him*

Brock: Hmm, I think he ha...

MaujinVader: Ehhmm, What did I say in the review? busta busta cap busta busta cap busta busta cap busta busta cap, etc. That's better. busta busta cap busta busta cap, etc.

Brock: Okay, I think he's crazy. *is killed by MaujinVader*

Krillin: Damn it, he's dead. Oh well, know one really liked him. Umm, Mirai Gohan, you know, he's kind a sort of trying to kill you.

Mirai Gohan: *shrugs shoulders* Whatever, I don't feel anything.

MaujinVader: Damn. Oh well then, Watch this. *goes SSJ4 and kills him*

Vegeta: Holy crap!! He's a Saiyajin?!

MaujinVader: No I'm a human. *goes back to normal* (you're supposed to be a human right? Oh well, it doesn't really matter, it's plotless)

Chibi Gohan: You're a human, who can go SSJ4? Okay, whatever, this story doesn't make any sense anyway.

Mai: Wow, he's so handsome. Let's go out. Yeah, and lets get the hell out of this place.

Joey: Hey! And how come he's suddenly so handsome to you?!

Mai: Because the authoress was reading over the review and it said he wanted to be paired with me.

Yugi: Hey, how come you get to have a date? I want to go out with someone too!

Bakura: Aren't you supposed to be in love with Tea or something?

Yugi: Hell no!! Yoy are evil, you know that?

Bakura: No I'm not evil.

Yami Bakura: *appears* I'm the evil one.

Seto: That doens't make sense, aren't you inside of Bakura? Wait, this story has no plot, never mind.

Goku: How did you come back to life? Didn't Trunks kill you?

MaujinVader: I killed him! It was just coincidence that Kaiba the exact moment Trunks said he should.

Piccolo: So, who in this damn, freaky world, are you?

MaujinVader: Oh, my name is MaujinVader and well, that's pretty much all I can tell you, except that I hate Kaiba and Mirai Gohan.

Algus: How come you can't tell us anything else?

MaujinVader: Because that's all the information I gave the authoress.

Yami Yugi: Ahh, I see.

Yugi: Hey, get back in your puzzle!

Yami Yugi: Why should I listen to you? You don't even have a date like Mai.

Yugi: What and you do?

Yami Yugi: *sweatdrops* Uhh, well, you see. *whispers to readers* does anyone want to be my date, or have a character from some show date me? Please review and give me a date!

Yugi: Yeah, that's what I thought.

Suddenly all the Tea's, like umm, 900 Trillion comes swarming out and covers the entire place.

Seto: Why the hell did I have to be brought back to life?!?!?!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Suddenly the start helping Algus and Vegeta beat up Mirai Trunks, who almost instantly dies, from the horror of so much Tea's.

Vegeta: Thanks, bitches, we finally killed him.

Gohan: Umm, isn't this getting to be a problem?!

Goku: What you mean about the trillions of Tea's?

Gohan: Yeah, that.

Krillin: Pht, what a nerdy idiotic stupid nerd. Of course not.

Gohan: That makes no sense at all, you freak.

Krillin: You're the freak, going to school and getting weaker as you get older. Most people get stronger when they grow older.

Chibi Gohan: Yeah, while you two argue, we have a problem with the Tea's!

Piccolo: He's right! Come on everyone, except Gohan cause he's a nerdy idiotic stupid nerd, we have to kill them.

Gohan: That's what I said before!

Goten: What, that you are a nerdy idiotic stupid nerd?

Gohan: What?! Huuhhh, never mind already.

Seto: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, etc. Some one please kill me!!

Chibi Gohan: Okay, I'll do it.

Goku: Wait, that would just end his suffering, we should keep him alive.

Vegeta: Kakarot, are you evil now?

Goku: No, but it's fun to see him suffer.

Vegeta: Ahh, close enough. So let's fuse to kill the bitches.

So the fuse and create Gogeta, and then change to SSJ4, and start doing their attacks. Oh, and everyone suddenly comes to life to help kill the Tea's. I think Mirai Trunks, Mirai Gohan, Ash, Pikachu, and Brock. Hmm, everyone but Ash died in this chapter. I must be getting violent. Anyway, on with the attacks.

Gogeta: Umm, Big Bang Kamehameha!

Yugi: Is that a real attack?

Trunks: Probably, so it's my turn. Umm, okay, I, uh, don't really know what attacks I use. Oh well, how about Finishing Buster?

Mirai Trunks: Kay my turn. Burning Attack!

DB Chibi Goku: Jan Ken Po!

Krillin: Nice name. Now mine, Kienzan!

Yugi: Go Exodia!

Goten: What kind of name is that?!

Yugi: It's a monster, you idiot.

Goten: I'm not an idiot, Gohan is. So, anyway, my attack is Kamekameha!

Gohan: I'm the idiot? You can't even say the attack right! So my turn, umm, Kamehameha!

Chibi Gohan: Is that your attack? My attack is stronger than yours and I'm like 10 years younger than you! Yeah, Masenko!

Ash: Go Pikachu! Thunder.

Seto: Right, so go Osiris? Something like that.

Algus: Umm, whatever attack I do in the game.

Mai: Umm, what are you going to do, MaujinVader?

MaujinVader: I'm going to kill all those damn Tea's. busta busta cap busta busta cap busta busta cap busta busta cap busta busta cap, etc.

Mai: Cool, and things like that. I send out Harpy Lady!

Joey: Umm, what's my strongest card? I lost my Red Eyes, and that's basically all that I had that made me good. I guess I'll use Baby Dragon.

Yami Bakura: Why, now?

Joey: I don't know, because I'm an idiot.

Yami Bakura: Ahh, right. Well I send out Bakura.

Bakura: What? *is pushed into the crowd of Tea's and disappears*

GT Chibi Goku: My turn. Dragon Fist Explosion! Okay, so I don't know the name, but it's when I turn into a dragon and can punch a hole through people like that higerdarn monster or something in movie 13.

Mirai Gohan: Umm, some random beam?

Trunks: Real creative.

Piccolo: Makankosappo!

Did I miss anyone? Anyway, all those attacks headed towards the Tea's and killed a lot of them, but when it was over, there was still 999 Trillion left.

Seto: AHHHHH!! How come there's more than before?!?!

Gogeta: Man, we're screwed, aren't we?

Chibi Gohan: Seems like it.

Krillin: Crap, what a wonderful life I live. I'm a bald man with no family, no nose, and I'm stuck in a town with Tea's.

Trunks: Don't you have a wife?

Krillin: No, because the author made me in the timeline before I met #18.

Piccolo: Yup, your life sucks.

Krillin: Thanks, that really cheers me up.
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What will happen to all those people if all their attacks don't work? What will happen in the next chapter?
So, how'd you like it? Please ask others to read and review this story, and if anyone else wants to be in the story, just review and tell me how you act. Also, if you want any pairings, just tell me. And can someone give me a pairing for Yami Yugi?

Sorry MaujinVader if you parts sucked.

So peoplez, please review! Thanx. ^__^