Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction / Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ The Plotless Story ❯ 5 ( Chapter 5 )
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A/N: Yay, some reviews! Thanks for the other people, but I'm not so sure how their characters are, so they won't really act like their character. But then, their are not supposed to since it is a plotless story. Okay whatever. Oh, and if MaujinVader is reading this chapter, if you want to be in it, tell me how your character is, or what you want to do. Thank you all who reviewed and voted.
Disclaimer: Own nothing I do.
The Plotless Story
Yugi: Hey Seto, guess where we're going in thi...
Seto: I am NOT going through that again! This time just tell me, or else you'll die!
Goku: How is he going to die, is he sick or something?
Seto: No, I'm going to kill him!!
Trunks: Hahaha, you're to weak to kill him if you can get beat up by Chibi Gohan.
Chibi Gohan: Hey! That's it, you're dead!
Krillin: When did he get so violent?
Trunks: It doesn't matter, he's too weak cause I can go Super Saiyajin.
Chibi Gohan: *suddenly is the Cell saga Gohan* Well, I can go to SSJ2.
SSJ2 Gohan does so and knocks Trunks out cold.
Bulma: Oh my god, why did you do that to my poor, poor Trunks? *runs over to SSJ2 Gohan and hits him with a frying pan which, for some plotless reason, makes him go back to be a 5 year old*
Mirai Trunks: Yeah, poor Trunks, while me, Mirai Trunks, is now just a blob of guts cause no one cares about me.
Algus: Well, actually you got a review for you to be saved.
Mirai Trunks: Really? Cool. *suddenly goes SSJ5 and turns against SSJ4 Vegeta*
Gohan: Umm, you know, there is no SSJ5.
Mai: What do you know, you're just a stupid nerd.
Mirai Trunks: Yeah, and how can I be beating up Vegeta if he's SSJ4? I would have to be a level above him to be kicking his ass.
Goku: That is true.
Gohan: Maybe Vegeta just got weak. There is no SSJ5!
Vegeta: WHAT?! You're calling me weak?! Come Mirai Trunks, fuse with me so we can beat the crap out of him!
So SSJ4 Vegeta and SSJ5 Mirai Trunks fuse to create SSJ9 Trugeta.
Gohan: AHHHHH!! What the hell?!?! This makes no sense at all, and weren't you guys just trying to kill each other a little while ago?!
SSJ9 Trugeta: *shrugs shoulders* It doesn't matter, it's a plotless story. Now, you'll die!!
Goten: Hey you want to know something?
Gohan: *a giant beam is in front of him, about to blow him up* Sure anything!! In fact, you can keep talking for the rest of your life!!
Goten: Nah, but I wanted to say that there is no such thing as a SSJ9.
SSJ9 Trugeta: Really? *turns to SSJ5 Trugeta* Is this better?
Chibi Gohan: Hmm, actually, there is no SSJ5 either.
SSJ5 Trugeta: Ohh, okay then. *goes to SSJ4 Trugeta*
Gohan: What the hell?! That's exactly what I told you!!
Yoda: Mirai Trunks, Vegeta, killing each other before you were.
SSJ4 Trugeta: Hey your right. *defuses and it is now SSJ4 Vegeta vs. SSJ4 Mirai Trunks*
Gohan: That's what I said before, and now you're going to listen to a short wrinkled green guy who you never met before?
Vegeta: Yes.
Yoda: Then my job is done. *leaves*
Goku: Okay. Hey when could Mirai Trunks go SSJ4?
Piccolo: Hmm, he can't.
Mirai Trunks: What, I can't?! *goes down to SSJ* Aww crap, I'm going to become a blob of guts again.
Seto: You know, this was supposed to be about me!
Bakura: What, you liked getting annoyed the entire chapter?
Seto: Hmm, never mind.
Yugi: Hey yeah, guess where we're goi...
Seto: Just tell me!!
Yugi: Are you sure you want to know?
Seto: Yes!
Yugi: Are you sure?
Seto: YES!
Yugi: Are you sure sure?
Seto: YES!!! And that doesn't even make since.
Yugi: Whatever, so we will be going...*stops talking*
Seto: Yes? Keep going.
Yugi is silent, waiting for something.
Joey: Hey yo, Algus?
Algus: Oh right. *clears throat* Wait, haven't any of you noticed me?
Seto: Yeah, Joey just called your name!
Algus: Yeah, right, anyway, you guys all suck if you don't know who I am.
Chibi Gohan: Hey you're from the game Final Fantasy Tactics.
Chichi: How would you know? I never let you play any games!! *brings out her frying pan*
Chibi Gohan: Umm, Gohan gave it to me!
So Chichi hit her son in high school on the head with her frying pan instead who is technically the same person which doesn't make sense but then, it doesn't have to does it?
Algus: Yes, that makes lots of sense. *sees Vegeta beating up Mirai Trunks* Hey Vegeta, what some help?
Vegeta: Are you evil?
Algus: Whatever, it doesn't matter.
Vegeta: Okay sure why not.
Mirai Trunks: Why are you going to help him?! I'm the one getting the crap kicked out of me!!
Algus: So? *starts beating him up*
Seto: Okay, now can we get back to me? wait, never mind, don't.
Yugi: Oh yeah, so we're finally going to another place.
Seto: Okay, where?
Yugi: We're going to...
Bakura: Wait, first, let me say this, Seto, what do you hate the most?
Seto: If I answer this, will Yugi finally tell me where the hell we're going?!
Bakura: Sure, whatever.
Seto: Okay then, my answer is Tea.
Tea: Were you talking about me?
Trunks: Oh great, look who you brought.
Seto: I did not bring her, she was always here.
Goten: Only because you brought her in the other chapter.
Seto: No I did not, and why are who going off the subject?! Yugi, tell me where we're going.
Yugi: Why, do you want to know?
Steam is coming out of Seto's ears.
Piccolo: Is that natural?
Goku: I don't know, maybe we should kill him before something bad happens.
Seto: AAHHHH!! If Yugi would just tell me where we are going...
Yugi: Oh why didn't you say so. We are going to Tea Town.
Seto: Huh, tea?
Bakura: What the hell, you don't read the word you're supposed to "hear" Yugi saying it, and so the word is Tea, you know, like the person you keep bringing?
Seto: WHAT?! AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Few, I'm glad that I got that out.
Chibi Gohan: Hey if we tell you again that we are going to Tea Town, will you keep screaming?
Seto: Sure.
Krillin: Okay, we are going to Tea Town.
Seto: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, etc.
Goku: Cool, now keep that up until the authoress writes again.
Seto: WHAT?!?!?!
Chibi Gohan: Eehm.
Seto: Crap. Okay then, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
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Pl ease review, and tell me what should happen in Tea Town.
Disclaimer: Own nothing I do.
The Plotless Story
Yugi: Hey Seto, guess where we're going in thi...
Seto: I am NOT going through that again! This time just tell me, or else you'll die!
Goku: How is he going to die, is he sick or something?
Seto: No, I'm going to kill him!!
Trunks: Hahaha, you're to weak to kill him if you can get beat up by Chibi Gohan.
Chibi Gohan: Hey! That's it, you're dead!
Krillin: When did he get so violent?
Trunks: It doesn't matter, he's too weak cause I can go Super Saiyajin.
Chibi Gohan: *suddenly is the Cell saga Gohan* Well, I can go to SSJ2.
SSJ2 Gohan does so and knocks Trunks out cold.
Bulma: Oh my god, why did you do that to my poor, poor Trunks? *runs over to SSJ2 Gohan and hits him with a frying pan which, for some plotless reason, makes him go back to be a 5 year old*
Mirai Trunks: Yeah, poor Trunks, while me, Mirai Trunks, is now just a blob of guts cause no one cares about me.
Algus: Well, actually you got a review for you to be saved.
Mirai Trunks: Really? Cool. *suddenly goes SSJ5 and turns against SSJ4 Vegeta*
Gohan: Umm, you know, there is no SSJ5.
Mai: What do you know, you're just a stupid nerd.
Mirai Trunks: Yeah, and how can I be beating up Vegeta if he's SSJ4? I would have to be a level above him to be kicking his ass.
Goku: That is true.
Gohan: Maybe Vegeta just got weak. There is no SSJ5!
Vegeta: WHAT?! You're calling me weak?! Come Mirai Trunks, fuse with me so we can beat the crap out of him!
So SSJ4 Vegeta and SSJ5 Mirai Trunks fuse to create SSJ9 Trugeta.
Gohan: AHHHHH!! What the hell?!?! This makes no sense at all, and weren't you guys just trying to kill each other a little while ago?!
SSJ9 Trugeta: *shrugs shoulders* It doesn't matter, it's a plotless story. Now, you'll die!!
Goten: Hey you want to know something?
Gohan: *a giant beam is in front of him, about to blow him up* Sure anything!! In fact, you can keep talking for the rest of your life!!
Goten: Nah, but I wanted to say that there is no such thing as a SSJ9.
SSJ9 Trugeta: Really? *turns to SSJ5 Trugeta* Is this better?
Chibi Gohan: Hmm, actually, there is no SSJ5 either.
SSJ5 Trugeta: Ohh, okay then. *goes to SSJ4 Trugeta*
Gohan: What the hell?! That's exactly what I told you!!
Yoda: Mirai Trunks, Vegeta, killing each other before you were.
SSJ4 Trugeta: Hey your right. *defuses and it is now SSJ4 Vegeta vs. SSJ4 Mirai Trunks*
Gohan: That's what I said before, and now you're going to listen to a short wrinkled green guy who you never met before?
Vegeta: Yes.
Yoda: Then my job is done. *leaves*
Goku: Okay. Hey when could Mirai Trunks go SSJ4?
Piccolo: Hmm, he can't.
Mirai Trunks: What, I can't?! *goes down to SSJ* Aww crap, I'm going to become a blob of guts again.
Seto: You know, this was supposed to be about me!
Bakura: What, you liked getting annoyed the entire chapter?
Seto: Hmm, never mind.
Yugi: Hey yeah, guess where we're goi...
Seto: Just tell me!!
Yugi: Are you sure you want to know?
Seto: Yes!
Yugi: Are you sure?
Seto: YES!
Yugi: Are you sure sure?
Seto: YES!!! And that doesn't even make since.
Yugi: Whatever, so we will be going...*stops talking*
Seto: Yes? Keep going.
Yugi is silent, waiting for something.
Joey: Hey yo, Algus?
Algus: Oh right. *clears throat* Wait, haven't any of you noticed me?
Seto: Yeah, Joey just called your name!
Algus: Yeah, right, anyway, you guys all suck if you don't know who I am.
Chibi Gohan: Hey you're from the game Final Fantasy Tactics.
Chichi: How would you know? I never let you play any games!! *brings out her frying pan*
Chibi Gohan: Umm, Gohan gave it to me!
So Chichi hit her son in high school on the head with her frying pan instead who is technically the same person which doesn't make sense but then, it doesn't have to does it?
Algus: Yes, that makes lots of sense. *sees Vegeta beating up Mirai Trunks* Hey Vegeta, what some help?
Vegeta: Are you evil?
Algus: Whatever, it doesn't matter.
Vegeta: Okay sure why not.
Mirai Trunks: Why are you going to help him?! I'm the one getting the crap kicked out of me!!
Algus: So? *starts beating him up*
Seto: Okay, now can we get back to me? wait, never mind, don't.
Yugi: Oh yeah, so we're finally going to another place.
Seto: Okay, where?
Yugi: We're going to...
Bakura: Wait, first, let me say this, Seto, what do you hate the most?
Seto: If I answer this, will Yugi finally tell me where the hell we're going?!
Bakura: Sure, whatever.
Seto: Okay then, my answer is Tea.
Tea: Were you talking about me?
Trunks: Oh great, look who you brought.
Seto: I did not bring her, she was always here.
Goten: Only because you brought her in the other chapter.
Seto: No I did not, and why are who going off the subject?! Yugi, tell me where we're going.
Yugi: Why, do you want to know?
Steam is coming out of Seto's ears.
Piccolo: Is that natural?
Goku: I don't know, maybe we should kill him before something bad happens.
Seto: AAHHHH!! If Yugi would just tell me where we are going...
Yugi: Oh why didn't you say so. We are going to Tea Town.
Seto: Huh, tea?
Bakura: What the hell, you don't read the word you're supposed to "hear" Yugi saying it, and so the word is Tea, you know, like the person you keep bringing?
Seto: WHAT?! AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Few, I'm glad that I got that out.
Chibi Gohan: Hey if we tell you again that we are going to Tea Town, will you keep screaming?
Seto: Sure.
Krillin: Okay, we are going to Tea Town.
Seto: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, etc.
Goku: Cool, now keep that up until the authoress writes again.
Seto: WHAT?!?!?!
Chibi Gohan: Eehm.
Seto: Crap. Okay then, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
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Pl ease review, and tell me what should happen in Tea Town.