Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction ❯ Cast of Pokemon meets Yugioh ❯ Path to Somewhere Else aka Duelist Kingdom ( Chapter 3 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

A/N: It's the third chapter. I don't think Pokemon and Yu Gi Oh will meet until the fifth chapter. Well, anywayz, there's probably going to be a lot of Tea and Yami Bakura bashing, and maybe Misty bashing. And you need to read the other chapters to understand this one, (maybe not, since we don't have a plot yet.) Last time we were planning on erasing the memory of Yu Gi Oh characters, and Yugi and his Yami were going to duel. Umm rating is PG-13 now, for random violence and some swearing. Please r&r. Thankies to UltimaWitch86 for our only review.
Oh, and /this is pokemon talk translated/, and //this is thoughts//

Disclaimer: We don't own anything, except for Chibigokan.



Chapter 3: Path to Somewhere Else aka Duelist Kingdom

*In the "dark scary cave"*

Ash, Brock, Misty, and Todd climb out of the hole Team Rocket, now Jamesless, dug.

Ash: Yeah, that was peculiar. Anyway, maybe we should go out seeing as this is supposed to be a dark scary cave. I mean the end of the cave is right there...

Brock: Wait, I thought caves end wasn't a ope...

All to Brock: NOO!!

Brock: Ohh, right. Last time I said that a cave didn't have an end the light disappeared.

Light at the end of the cave leading to the outside world disappears again.

All: O.o

Misty: GRR!! You're so stupid. That's it, I'm pulling your ear. *starts to tug at Brock's ear like she does when she wants him to get away from girls*

Brock: Oww, stop it! I'm just following the script.

Misty: Well that's not in my script. Todd, why is mine different?!

Todd: Well maybe it's a typo? ^_^'

Misty: But it's hand written!

Brock: Okay my script didn't say that. I just wanted to make you mad.

Pikachu: /Brock is such an idiot/

Ash: *Not listening to their babbling* Hey you guys, I'm not usually the smart one, but how is there a light at the end of the cave if it's night time?

Todd: Maybe it's already morning.

Brock: How long have we been in here?

Chibigokan: Let's see, how about 10 minutes.

Everyone looks around.

Everyone: O.O'

Ash: Maybe this is a "scary" cave.

Misty: Where did that voice come from?

Chibigokan: *sweatdrops* O.O' //Oops, wrong people.// Just ignore me.

Ash: But wait, voice, how do we get out?

Chibigokan: Look at your scripts.

Misty: I don't trust that Brock will follow it correctly. *gives Brock the stink eye*

Chibigokan: *sighs, then snaps fingers* There, now no one has a script.

Brock: Hey, that's not nice.

Chibigokan: Don't blame me, blame Misty.

Todd: So how do we get out now?

Chibigokan: *snaps fingers and light reappears* There, you happy? Now I'm leaving.

Misty: Thanks, but, wait, I thought it was still night.

Chibigokan: Do you want it to be night?

Misty: No but...

Chibigokan: Then stop complaining. I'm not supposed to be talking to you so I'm going now.

Ash: Who are you? And how did you make an opening to this cave? And how is it day time?

Chibigokan: I am Chibigokan, and this isn't a cave anymore, it's now a tunnel to Somewhere Else. Oh, and since you need to see where you are going, I made it day.

Todd: Works for me.

Brock: Uh, yeah sure. This is good.

Misty: Me too.

Chibigokan: Great can I go now?

Ash: Wait, why did you let Jesse and James into Somewhere Else?

Chibigokan: I didn't. I don't control them, I only control you guys.

All: WHAT?!

Chibigokan: 0.0' Well gotta go, bye. //need to get to Yugi folks to erase their memory and torture Tea and Yami Bakura//

Ash: O.o Okay, then I guess we should go to Somewhere Else.

All: Right.

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Somewhere else in *Somewhere Else aka Duelist Kingdom*

Bakura: So Yugi, do you know where Chibigokan went? Weren't they supposed to erase our memory and torture Tea and Yami Bakura...wait, I mean my Yami.

Tea: Maybe they forgot to erase our memory and torture Tea...

All except Tea: SHUT UP!!

Tristan: How many times do we have to tell you no one cares about you?!?

Yugi: Hey, maybe they forgot to erase our memory and torture Tea and Yami Bakura

Joey: Your probably right. I wish more people were as smart as you *glares at Tea*

All of a sudden a bolt of lightning strikes Tea and Yami Bakura. They're now charred to a crisp.

Bakura: Thank you, I was waiting for something like that. ^___^

Yami Bakura: *coughs out smoke* I take it that their back.

Chibigokan: Hi yahs. We were a little busy with the Pokemon characters but now we're here to erase your memory and torture Tea and Yami Bakura.

Yugi: We already know that from six lines ago.

Chibigokan: Yeah well anyway we really need to erase your memories. *snaps fingers*

Tristan: I still remember everything.

Chibigokan: Oh yeah, then what were we talking about?

Joey: That Tea's a bitch?

Chibigokan: Close enough.

Tea: Stop teasing me! *falls to the ground crying and rolls into a fetal position*

Yami Bakura: Hey what's wrong with Tea?

Chibigokan: We made her remember only the times she was teased so now she's emotionally unstable.

Bakura: What about my Yami? Why does he care for her?

Chibigokan: *laughs evily* His only memory is of being a slave, so now he does whatever you ask of him. <That should keep them busy for a while. I'll go take nap.>

Yami Yugi: Hey slave go kick Tea around.

Yami Bakura: Happily, my master. *starts kicking Tea*

Tristan: Cool...anything huh? Punch yourself, slave.

Yami Bakura: Thank you, I am forever grateful. *Punches self while kicking Tea*

Joey: When is the duel going to start?

Yugi: Now! Yu Gi Oh! Hey it didn't work.

Yami Yugi: Have you forgotten already? I am no longer in the Millennium Puzzle.

Yugi: Right, where are we going to duel?

Grass dueling field falls from the sky and lands on Tea and Yami Bakura.

Yami Bakura: Umm, ouch?

Tea: Wah! No one cares about me.

Bakura: Your such a idiot. Don't you know that no one cares about you?

Yami Yugi: Wait we only have one deck.

Mai: *walks by from nowhere* Here you go. *hands Yugi and his Yami seperate decks*

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Hey how was our torture? We had to up the rating so we could hurt Tea and Yami Bakura. Now we have a plot, (sort of) but we still need ideas for Pokemon. Will the two groups ever meet? Find out in the next chapter. More bashing. *Evil grin crosses face*

Yami Bakura: Hey! I refuse to be a slave to those *censored* What the *censored*?! NOOO!! I can''t swear.

Chibigokan: Of course not, we hate you. We're trying our best to make your life miserable.

Bakura: Haha!

Yami Bakura: Shut up.

Chibigokan: Yeah, maybe you should keep quiet. His memory returns in the next chapter.

Bakura: O.O' Hehe, I gotta go now. *turns and quickly disappears*

Yami Bakura: Yes! On with the next chapter.

Chibigokan: You shouldn't be happy, we still have some torture in store for you.

Yami Bakura: You *censored* *censored* I'll kick your *censored* *censored* you *censored*. *censored*, I can't swear.

Chibigokan: Ha, your such an asshole.

*Yami Bakura tries a string of swear words but it's all censored*

It's fun torturing Yami Bakura, but even more so Tea. ^__^ Well look for the next chapter where Yugi and his Yami finally duel, but what's this? This duels a little different from what they're used to. Want to know what happens? Well too bad, review if you want it posted. Review even if you don't. Please?


-Chibigokan