Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction ❯ Cast of Pokemon meets Yugioh ❯ A Pokemon Duel ( Chapter 4 )

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A/N: Wow, we wrote three chapters already. Anyway, even through we didn't get anymore reviews, heres the fourth one. More bashing of Tea and Yami Bakura, but if you want other bashings then tell us in a review. You can flame if you want. Yeah, in this chapter the duels finally on, but with a little twist. Well actually a really screwed up twist. Hmm, this seems to be turning into a Yu Gi Oh fic doesn't it? Oh well. Also, Ash and co. will be journeying into Somewhere Else, which is actually the Duelist Kingdom. r&r please and give us some ideas.

//This is thoughts//

Disclaimer: Don't own Pokemon or Yu Gi Oh, or the characters, or Nintendo's Gameboy color, or the Simpsons. In fact, we don't own anything except ourselves.

Chapter 4: A Pokemon Duel


*Somewhere Else*



Yami Yugi: Thanks Mai. Now I will prove to you that I am the better duelist!!

Yugi: Even if you are at least I don't try to kill people.

Chibigokan: Ahem, remember we changed the script so that won't happen. Maybe in our second fanfic we'll make it on Seto falling off the castle.

Yugi: Fine lets just get on with the duel.

Yugi and his Yami get on the dueling platform with Joey, Tristan, Bakura, and Mai watching from the side.

Yugi: *draws five cards* //Hmm I got Xatu, Caterpie, Slowpoke, Eevee, and Snorlax// I play Xatu in attack mode.

Yami Yugi: //Hey, these are Pokemon not Duel Monster cards. Oh well anyway I'll play this card// Umbreon in attack mode. Your Xatu's attack power is 1300. Mine is only 1200 but I have a type advantage which raises my attack 500 points.

Yugi: No I've already lost 400 life points, which leaves me with 1600 life points.

Tea: *Is standing next Joey* Way to state the obvio...

All: AHHH!! You're still alive?!?

Tea: *somehow without a scratch on her* Yeah and now I'm back to my norma...

Yami Bakura: *has a giant lump on his head* SHUT UP, *censored*. *censored*, I still can't swear.

Tea: If I could just fini...

Mai: *starts laughing* Your a stupid bastard Yami Bakura, you can't even swear.

Tea: Hey Chibigokan, how come me and Yami Bakura can't swear but eve...

Mai: Shut up bitch, no one cares about you.

Yami Bakura: Muahahaha, at least my sentences aren't cut off all the time.

Tea: Well you're our slave so I orde...

Yami Bakura: WHAT?! I'm no ones slave!!!

Yugi: O.o Will you guys shut the hell up? We're trying to duel.

Joey: Hey Yug, have you noticed that these monsters aren't Duel Monster cards.

Yugi: Umm... no.

Tristan: Aren't you supposed to know everything?

Lightning hits Tea and Yami Bakura.

Chibigokan: Hey, I'm back. Okay, yeah, if I remember correctly, I said that Yugi should know all the answers.

Tea: So why doesn't he know that they aren't Duel Mo...

Chibigokan: *snaps fingers and Tea now has duct tape over her mouth* BE QUIET!! NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU!

Bakura: So, I have a question, why doesn't Yugi know that they aren't Duel Monster cards?

Tea: //Hey thats what I was goin...// *thoughts are interupted by Chibigokan*

Chibigokan: Stop thinking Tea! Anyway, that's an excellent question Bakura. If only more people thought like you. *glares at Tea* The answer to your question is that since Yami is Yugi's darkness, he was actually a part of him and I guess he was the one who really knew all the answers.

Yugi: O.O' Hehe

Yami Yugi: I knew it!! HAHAHAHAHA!!

Yugi: Okay let's continue our duel.

Joey: But they aren't Duel Monster cards remember?

Yugi: Oh right. Oh well. I play Snorlax in defense mode. He has a defense of 2000.

Yami Yugi: Rhyhorn, defense mode. //His attack is only 1500 and he is the strongest in my hand.//

Yugi: *draws two cards* //It's a Jigglypuff, and a Magikarp. My best card right now is Slowpoke.// Slowpoke in attack mode. *attack 200 points each* What's happening?

Yami Yugi: This is a grass field, and water is weak against grass.

Yugi: Doh!

Chibigokan: How do you know all this about these cards?

Yami Yugi: Okay, I admit it, I stole your Gameboy Color and I've been playing Pokemon.

Chibgokan: WHAT?! How did you get it?

Yami Yugi: That's not important.

Yugi: Yeah, don't have a cow, man.

All to Yugi: O.o'

Yugi: What, what did I do?

Chibigokan: //Note to self: Take Yugi's T.V. away when he's sleeping//

Mai: Just get on with the duel!

Yami Yugi: Umbreon attack Slowpoke now. Your life points is now 1000. Woohoo!!

Yugi: Doh!!

Chibigokan: All right that's enough with the Simpsons.

Yugi: //I have nothing to play I'll have to draw a card. An equip card. It's a microphone. It says: Puts all cards on opponents field asleep for one turn and lowers attack and defense by 800 when equiped to a singing type Pokemon. If it is equiped to Jigglypuff it raises his attack by 600. I have a Jigglypuff!// I play this card and equip it with this Microphone card! Jigglypuffs attack is now 1400 that's enough to destroy your Umbreon. That takes your life points down to 1000!! Ha, now we're even.

Joey: Zzzzzzzz.

Bakura: * In the background* Hit me.

Yami Yugi: *draws three cards* //Hmm, a Gengar, a Tangela, and a Mareep.// I'll play Gengar and attack your Jiggilypuff, leaving you with only 100 life points. There's no way you can win now.

Yugi: NOOOOO!!!! //I have to trust in the heart of the cards, even if this deck isn't mine//*draws a card* //It's a Raikou. It's attack is 3000// Raikou obliderate!!

Yami Yugi: NOOOOO!!!! I can't believe that amateur beat me, I started dueling over 3000 years ago. AHHHH...*stops to think about what Yugi said* Hey you stole my word!

Yugi: I WON!! I'm the Game Ki... *sees Joey still sleeping as Yami Bakura steals his wallet and other valuables, Mai admiring herself in a mirror, and Tristan and Bakura playing Black Jack* Hello the duel is over,aren't you guys paying attention?

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Not very funny but a least we got in some more Tea bashing in. *Ash and James walks in*

Ash: Hey wasn't I supposed to be in this chapter?

Chibigokan: Yeah but the duel took too long so we had to end it.

James: What about me? I wasn't in this story since the first chapter.

Chibigokan: Don't worry, we'll focus on Pokemon in the fifth chapter, I think.

James: What do you mean, "I think"?

Chibigokan: Huh? Oops, we seemed to have run out of time, bye! *disappears*

James: *looks at Ash* What do they mean by "I think"? I don't get it.

-Chibigokan