Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction ❯ Cast of Pokemon meets Yugioh ❯ Finally, Tea Bashing ( Chapter 11 )

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A/N: Nobody seems to be reading this except for one person. Oh well, and least we were given permission for Tea bashing. Yay I'm so happy! ^___^ Okay, anyway we still don't have ideas so we'll make it up as we go along. Please r&r.

/pokemon speech/

Disclaimer: Sigh, I don't own anything.

Chapter 11: Finally, Tea Bashing!


*still Somewhere in a Giant Field in Johto*


Joey: So what are we going to get, huh Bakura? What are we going to get?

Tristan: Yeah, I want to know what I'm going to get.

Yugi: I'm bored.

Mai: Yes, anyway, when are you going to give us a pokemon?. We've been standing here for three days waiting for this chapter to come up, and you still haven't given us pokemon.

Bakura: I was hoping for people to give me ideas, but it seems like that's not going to happen.

Yami Yugi: Just tell us what we're going to get.

Ash: Yeah, hurry up cause I'm hungry. You know we haven't eaten for days already.

Seto: I would think in the time that they weren't writing, we would have thought to eat.

Misty: Well obviously we didn't.

Pikachu: /Humans are idiots./

Seto: Yes, I agree Pikachu.

Mokuba: O.o Ahhhh! Will you quit it?

Brock: Bakura, just give them pokemon so we can leave and I can go and find beautiful girls.

Ash: Mai's beautiful. Why aren't you hitting on her?

Brock: Good question. *runs up to Mai but Misty pulls him away by his ears*

Misty: Gee, I haven't done that in a while.

Bakura: Hmm, I think I'll give Yami Yugi a Blastoise, Tristan a Tentacruel, Joey a Fearow, and Mai gets an Eevee. *calls for those pokemon*

Mai: Why do I have to get the small weak one?

Bakura: Because it's cute.

Mai: Right, whatever.

Tea: You should be happy to get a pokemon, so it can be your friend.

Seto: I know why I'm going insane now, I can't call Tea a bitch or tease her.

Chibigokan: Well actually you can. We got a review to do so.

Seto: Really? Okay then, go Blue Eyes White Dragon. *brings it to life with the Millennium Puzzle* Use White Lightning.

Tea: Eep! *is struck down by the attack* That was uncalled fo...

Ash: Shut up bitch. Pikachu, Thunder.

Tea: *struck again* I have a bad feeling that this isn...

Yami Yugi: Blastoise, Hydro Pump.

Joey: Fearow, Drill Peck.

Tristan: Tentacruel, Acid.

Seto: Oh yeah, I have a pokemon too. Entei, Hyper Beam.

Tea: *is burnt to a black crisp* Ouc....

Bakura: Shut up Bitch!!

Misty: Hey how come you didn't attack?

Brock: Yeah, you have all the rare pokemon.

Bakura: I'm too nice to hurt people. What about you guys, you didn't attack the bitch.

Brock: Oh right. Go Onix.

Misty: Yeah, go Poliwhirl, Bubblebeam.

Mai: Okay then, go Eevee, Quick Attack.

Eevee: /I can't ever hurt a human. That's mean./ *runs up to Tea and rubs against her*

Mokuba: O.O AHHHHH!! Demon Eevee! Kill it!

Seto: Go Entei, kill the demon Eevee! *shoots a blast at the Eevee and it is killed* Man that was close.

Ash: Gee, I would have never thought that a pokemon would go to the evil side.

Chibigokan: O.O What the hell was that?! You can never kill an Eevee. *brings Eevee back to life*

Eevee: ^__^ /Thank you!/

Joey: They've gone evil. EVIL I TELL YOU!

Seto: Hey I know of a way to get my revenge on you for making me insane. Blue Eyes, attack the Eevee! *Eevee is killed again*

Mai: You know, that is my pokemon.

Chibigokan: *brings the Eevee to life again* Seto, you better stop it.

Seto: What are you going to do, you evil person? You already took away my sanity.

Chibigokan: Okay then. We really hate to do this, but if you don't stop killing cute little Eevee, I have to, *shivers* stop the Tea bashing.

Seto: O.o What?! Okay then. But now Mai has a demon Eevee.

Chibigokan: I'll fix that. *makes Eevee evolve into a Umbreon* See now Mai has a normal Umbreon who is mean enough to attack the bitch.

Mai: Yes! Okay, go Umbreon! *Umbreon attacks Tea, knocking her unconcious*

Tristan: Shouldn't that have happened way back when she was first hit by the lightning?

Yami Yugi: Yes, it is pretty strange.

Brock: Well since everyone has pokemon, can we move?

Misty: Hmm, I feel like we're missing something.

Bakura: Yeah, we do seem to be missing someone.

Todd: Is it me? I haven't talked for the longest time.

Ash: No it's not you. No one really cares about you. In fact why are you still here?

Todd: I don't know, but I've been getting like only two lines in the last couple of chapters.

Mokuba: Good, lets keep it that way.

Joey: Hey it's Yugi. He hasn't said a thing since the third line.

Tristan: You're right. Where could he be?

Misty: He probably got smart and went somewhere to eat.

Seto: Yeah, we should do that as well.

Mai: But we can't just leave Yugi.

Seto: Why is that?

Brock: Yeah, why? I want to go already.

Joey: We can't leave Yugi because, uh, he would never do that to us.

Pikachu: /Actually, he just did./

Seto: Yeah, Pikachu's right. Yugi did just leave us, not that I care.

Mokuba: Chibigokan, please give back my brothers sanity!

Chibigokan: Sorry, but I don't feel like it right now.

Tristan: Hey, insane Seto is right! Yugi did just leave us, so we should all ditch him.

Tea: *awakes* Wow, do you mea...

Mai: Shut up. Umbreon Quick Attack. *Tea is unconcious again* Do you think my pokemon is still a demon?

Ash: No, he's back to the good side, thank god.

Joey: Well now that we're done with that, lets get something to eat.

Yami Yugi: Wait, we have to find Yugi first.

Chibigokan: Yeah, he's right. I can't let you go until you find Yugi, which will probably take forever so you'll be here for a couple more days.

Bakura: Found him.

Chibigokan: Or not. So what is he doing?

Yami Yugi: Well, he seems to be watching the Simpsons on the television you gave back to him. Hey Yugi, how can you watch T.V. when it's not plugged into an outlet?

Yugi: Uh, it's battery powered?

Misty: No, I see that it has a plug, but its not plugged into anything.

Yugi: Shut up, I'm trying to watch T.V.

Joey: But it's NOT PLUGGED IN!

Yugi: Why do you have to be so logical?

Chibigokan: I don't know but you skipped out on doing this chapter to watch the Simpsons so I'm punishing you.

Yugi: What, why?

Chibigokan: I told you, and because I wanted to watch the Simpsons.

Yugi: Well too bad, its my T.V.

Chibigokan: Okay, then I'll turn off your T.V. and take your remote. *does so*

Ash: What exactly is that supposed to do? He can just turn it on with the power button on the T.V set.

Seto: No I don't think he can. Mwahahahahaha!!

Mokuba: O.o' Please stop it.

Yami Yugi: Why can't he turn the T.V. on from the power button on the T.V. set?

Bakura: Well since the television set doesn't work logically, seeing as he can watch it without it being plugged in, then anything that is logical wouldn't work.

Tristan: Are you sure? *presses the power button on the T.V. set, but nothing happens* I guess you're right.

Yugi: Great, now my T.V. is useless to me. Grr, Chibigokan, give back my remote!

Chibigokan: Not this again. Well I have to go. *goes*

Brock: We found Yugi, so can we please go?

Ash: Sure. So where do you want to go?

Misty: How about we walk over there, where there is a scary woods, full of bug pokemon.

Ash: Don't you hate bug pokemon?

Misty: Yeah, and your point is?

Ash: Well, uh, never mind.

Seto: Good, now Misty is the one who is going insane. Thank you Chibigokan.

Chibigokan: That doesn't mean you won't still be insane.

Mokuba: What? No, please don't do this to me!

Ash: Hehehe, at least I'm normal.

Brock: Not really. You were insane before the author people came around.

Ash: Yeah, I know.

Pikachu: /Okay, so are we going into the woods or what?/

Seto: Sure Pikachu. Come on everyone, to the scary woods full of bug pokemon.

Bakura: Okay.

Chibigokan: Everyone starts walking towards the woods, finally with a pokemon. Unknown to them, though, is that Tea the bitch had awaken once again and was following them.

Ash: Uhh, you were saying that aloud.

Chibigokan: Oops. *talking to the readers* Unknown to them, though, is that Tea the bitch had awaken once again and was following them.

Yami Yugi: What do you mean unknown to us? You just told us what was happening.

Chibigokan: Stop listening to us talking!

Seto: Wait, did you say that the bitch was following us?

Yugi: GIVE BACK MY REMOTE!!

Chibigokan: Sorry, can't answer you Seto, I have to leave. *leaves*

Seto: Oh man, I think the bitch is following us.

Pikachu: /Yeah, Chibigokan just said that./

Seto: Oh right Pikachu.

Mokuba: AHHHH!! You're making me insane!!

Bakura: I bet by the end of this story everyone will be insane.

Ash: Your probably right.

Misty: Good. So lets get going into the bug filled woods.

Ash: Yeah, I sure of it now.
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I'm running out of ideas here, so if anyone is reading, please review and give us ideas! This story will probably end in another chapter or two, and I'll have to work on my other stories.

Seto: What? Then I won't be written about anymore! Actually, that's good since you make me insane.

Chibigokan: You know, I have another story with you in it called the Power of the Millennium Ring, and you really go insane in that one.

Seto: Great, so you make my crazy in two of your fics.

Chibigokan: At least you can tease the bitch now.

Seto: Yeah, that's good.

Misty: Hey why are you going to make me insane? Why not Brock or Todd, or anyone else?

Chibigokan: I don't know, I was thinking randomly, and I didn't have any ideas.

Seto: Yeah, so readers, please review and give them ideas so they will stop making me insane!

Well you heard Seto, please review, and give ideas. Also, go and read my other fics in the DBZ and Yugioh section, please.

-Chibigokan