Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction ❯ Cast of Pokemon meets Yugioh ❯ Trying to Start to Begin to Start Finding Bakura ( Chapter 12 )

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A/N: Wow, I hate school cause I have this project to do and, yeah, anyway, last time Tea bashing was brought back and now the group was heading for a scary woods full of bug pokemon from Misty's suggestion. To bad for them, but they were secretly being followed by the Tea. Right, please R&R.

/Pokemon Speech/ //thoughts//

Disclaimer: I don't own anything and if I did I would have millions of bucks and I wouldn't have to go to school, the damn, stupid, messed up school that makes you go insane and...yeah so anyway, I don't own anything.

Chapter 12: Trying to Start to Begin to Start Finding Bakura (Does that make sense?)

*in the Scary Woods Full of Bug Pokemon*


Ash: Why do they say that the bitch is secretly following us? It can't be a secret if they tell all the readers.

Misty: I don't know but I can't wait to see the bug pokemon.

Seto: Hehehehehe, I'm not the insane one anymore. Ehehehe.

Mokuba: Yes you are. Who in their right mind would laugh like you? What is "hehehe" supposed to mean, you insane freak?

Pikachu: /Don't make fun of your brother, he has money. If you aren't nice to him, he won't give you your weekly $20,000./

Mokuba: Oh yeah, thanks Pikachu. Wait, how do you know about my allowance?

Brock: Let me ask you a question; how come you are talking to Pikachu, the thing that you are frightened of because of its cuteness?

Mokuba: I don't know. Ahhh, I'm going insane! It must run in the family!

Seto: Ehehehehe, that's what you get for making fun of my insanity.

Joey: What's the matter with you? Why do you laugh like that?

Seto: Would you rather me laugh like this? AHAHAHAHAHA!!

Yugi: Yeah, it matches you better. *everyone glares at him* What?

Mai: I think what Yugi meant to say is, you should stop laughing all together.

Seto: Okay, sure.

Mokuba: Yes, you can't be insane anymore! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Yami Yugi: Why is it when one person becomes normal, another one has to go insane?

Tristan: I don't know, but I think Bakura guessed that everyone would go insane by the end of this story.

Joey: Where is Bakura anyway?

Yugi: I don't know. Hey, we can use my Yami Bakura to track him down!

Ash: Good idea!

Seto: I think Bakura guessed right. Ash is going insane if he thinks letting out that psycho is a good idea.

Misty: Uh, remember, he was insane way before that. I mean he did destroy earth.

Seto: Oh yeah, forgot about that.

Yami Yugi: How could you forget about that?! You died.

Seto: No, I was zapped to a planet where all my wishes were granted.

Yami Yugi: What?! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! *runs in circles screaming*

Everyone: O.o'

Joey: Uhh, why does that upset you so much?

Yani Yugi: *stops running in circles* I don't know. Oh well, lets continue with our journey.

Misty: Yes we should so I can see the many bug pokemon.

Brock: Oh man, I have a feeling I'm going to be the next to go insane.

Yugi: Weren't we supposed to find Bakura?

Brock: Oh yeah, Yugi, send out Yami Bakura. *thinks about what he just said* I knew I would go insane next. Oh well, let's find Bakura.

Yugi tries to bring out Yami Bakura but he doesn't budge.

Yami Bakura *inside of pokeball* No, I like it here! It's warm and cozy, and I don't have to see the bitch!

Mai: You better get out here right now or else we'll send her in!

Yami Bakura comes out as quick as humanly possible.

Mokuba: AHAHAHAHAHA, you're so stupid, and freaky.

Yami Bakura: Yeah that comes from the girly boy who wears a dress.

Mokuba: Hey that was just that one time, and it was to protect the Princess! (The Dragon Master Episodes)

Yugi: You forgot about when you're in the Power of the Millenium Ring.

Chibigokan: *appears* Yeah, you insane, cross-dressing boy.

Seto: You wrote that fic so doesn't that mean you're insane?

Chibigokan: Hey, I stopped making you insane in this story so shut up.

Yugi: Hey give back my remote!!

Chibigokan: Why do you have to torment me so?

Joey: Uh, he kinda just told you why.

Chibigokan: Oh, I mean besides that.

Yugi: Well are you going to give it back?

Chibigokan: Uhhh, nah, I'll just go and see if I can find Bakura to give it to him. *goes to find Bakura*

Yugi: Now how am I going to watch T.V?

Brock: Hmm, Yugi, where exactly is your television set? I mean, how does it just appear when you want it?

Yugi: Interesting, I never thought of that.

Everyone: U.U'

Misty: Has it ever occured to you that pretty much everything we do makes no sense? I mean, we were just killed by Ash, then brought back to life.

Ash: How many times do I have to tell you that I didn't have a choice?! It's not like I like going insane and destroying earth.

Yami Bakura: Are we ever going to look for my good side?

Tea: Oh yeah, we kind of did go off the sub...

Yugi: Ahhhhh, Yami Bakura, ATTACK!!

Yami Bakura: What, are you insane?! Oh yeah, you are, but still. I don't want to touch that, that, thing!

Seto: Hmph, I guess I have to save the day. Go Entei, attack the bitch! *attacks Tea who goes flying through the air*

Tea: Yeah, I'm finally flying, just like my mommy taught me to! ^__^ *everyone is too shocked that she's happy to be flying to stop her from finishing her sentence*

Tristan: Well that was freaky.

Joey: Aww, I'm going to miss Tea. *everyone stares at him, then slowly moves away from him with wide eyes* Wait, what did I just say?!

Yami Yugi: Yo..you..you sa..sa..sa...sa *keeps repeating sa*

Mai: You just said that you, you would miss T..T...Te...Te..Te

Mokuba: *in a sing-song voice* That you were going to miss Tea.

Joey: WHAT?!? AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! *pulls a gun out of a purse that suddenly appeared in his hand and puts it to his head, and shoots out...orange soda* What the hell?

Chibigokan: Sorry, but you can't do that cause this is a PG-13 fic. You can't die from a gun, it would be a little too messy.

Joey: But I have to end my life! I just said, I said...you know...

Chibigokan: Yeah, that you will miss Tea. I didn't want to make any of you guys go that insane. Sorry but I'll make it up to you.

Joey: How? It's not like you can make us forget about this incident with a snap of your fingers. *Chibigokan snaps fingers and they forget what happened* Uhh, so what was I doing again?

Yugi: Hey, what about my remote?!

Chibigokan: I don't know but you better go check on your Yami. *disappears to find Bakura again*

Brock: What's wrong with Yugi's Yami, he keeps saying "sa."

Yami Yugi: Sa...sa...sa...sa...

Seto: So who hasn't gone insane yet?

Mai: Me, Tristan, and the Pikachu.

Todd: What about me? And Pikachu is insane, he talks to Seto, and Mokuba.

Ash: You're still here?

Todd: Yeah, why wouldn't I be?

Tristan: So, what about Bakura?

Misty: Oh yeah. Well lets go looking for him in this woods where many cute and cuddly bug pokemon live.

Brock: Strange how we keep saying it's full of bug pokemon, yet I haven't seen any. *suddenly every type of bug pokemon appears in the woods* Okay, I guess that makes sense.

Misty: *has a beedrill in her arms* Oh, you're so cute, I just can't stop hugging it.

Beedrill: /Ahhh, let go, you scare me!/

Mokuba: *singing* She scares everyone.

Tristan: Yeah, he's right, Beedrill.

Joey: Oh man, now you can understand pokemon?

Ash: Hey Joey, you know your hair is orange?

Joey: What?! Why is my hair orange? Oh, right, when I shot myself orange soda came out instead.

Seto: Why did you shoot yourself...ahh never mind, I rather not know why you became so insane.

Yugi: We seem to keep going off the subject of finding Bakura. Is it that no one wants him to be found?

Seto: Yeah, that's right, I just want to go home and swim in my money!

Yami Bakura: If we're aren't going to look for Bakura, I'm going back in my pokeball.

Mai: No you're not, or else you can't go back in your pokeball.

Yami Bakura: O.O What do you mean I can't go back in my pokeball if I go back in my pokeball?!

Seto: So everyone has gone insane, just like Bakura predicted.

Todd: I didn't go insane.

Misty: Hey, shut up, you talk too much.

Todd: I said like four things.

Mokuba: *still in a singing voice* And that's way too much for you to say.

Seto: Okay, that's way worse then my insane laughter.

Yami Bakura: What about finding Bakura?!

Ash: Oh yeah, we were supposed to do that in the beginning. Hey Misty, since you like bug pokemon now, we should rename you to Buggy.

Misty: Uhh, how about not.

Brock: Actually it would make sense because...

Yugi: Uhh, aren't we supposed to look for Bakura?

Tristan: Right, lets go.

Mai: Hey it's dark so I should bring out my Umbreon to guide the way. *takes out Umbreon*

Seto: That doesn't make sense. How would he guide the way?

Ash: It's because he's a dark type, duh.

Mokuba: *singing, still* Yes that makes a lot of sense brother of mine who shouldn't forget to give me my weekly allowance.

Gary: *appears from nowhere* Hey you with the Umbreon. Yeah, you, the beautiful girl with long blond, flowing hair, and that lips I want to kiss...*starts drooling*

Mai: Are you trying to say something about my Umbreon?

Gary: Huh? I mean, yeah, that's my Umbreon you have! You stole it from me!

Ash: Hey Gary, where's your Umbreon? It must hate you so it ran away.

Misty: O.O' Weren't you listening?! He's claiming that Mai stole it.

Joey: She couldn't have, Chibigokan gave it to her, unless they stole it.

Chibigokan: No we didn't and we'll prove it to you. *a pokeball drops off of Gary's belt and out comes his Umbreon* See.

Gary: Uhh, so that's where you were, hehe.

Tristan: Right, that was strange.

Gary: Okay the real reason why I just appeared from nowhere is, wait, how could I appear from nowhere? Is it possible to just appear somewhere when you want to, or is there...

Brock: Uh, you're going off the subject.

Yugi: So what? We went of the subject of finding Bakura a lot.

Gary: Anyway as I was saying, I appeared to say that I love you Mai, from the first time that I saw you. I want to marry you.

Joey: What?! You can't marry her, and you just met her like a minute ago.

Gary: So your point?

Mai: I'm flattered, I think, but I don't like you so go away.

Gary: I can't. I don't even know how I got here.

Chibigokan: I can help you. *snaps fingers and Gary is gone*

Ash: Cool. Now what do we do?

Yami Bakura: We were supposed to be starting to begin to start to find Bakura, or something like that.

Seto: Uh, okay then lets go.

Chibigokan: So the group finally go further into the woods full of bug pokemon which, in truth wasn't full of bug pokemon until Brock mentioned how there were no bug pokemon in it.

Mai: They already know that, I would think they were reading what was happening.

Chibigokan: Stop listening to me narrarate this story! So anyway, they went deeper and deeper into the woods, but saw no sign of Bakura, for unknown to them, he was captured by the Team Rocket leader, Giovanni for his ability to bring pokemon from nowhere.

Joey: Oh so that's where Bakura is. Well lets go find this Giovanni guy.

Chibigokan: Oops. *thinking that they are thinking to themselves* I got to stop telling them what happens all the time. One day I might let it slip that the story will end when..., uh oh.

Seto: Yes, go on. I want to get out of this fic.

Chibigokan: //I hope they can't read my thoughts in case I tell them that they story will end with Ash...// You guys can hear my thoughts, can't you?

Yugi: No, of course not.

Ash: Yeah we don't know that you were thinking about how the story will end with me doing something, and then you stopped thinking.

Chibigokan: Uh, right, so you can read my thoughts.

Yugi: Uhh, where's my remote?!

Chibigokan: Yeah I'm going. Oh, and Yami Yugi is still saying "sa." Someone should do something about it. *goes*

Yami Yugi: Sa...sa..sa...sa *is slapped by Joey* Huh? What so you want?

Joey: Why do you keep doing that?

Yami Yugi: Because... actually I don't know.

Misty: *still holding the Beedrill* Lets go.

Everyone starts walking through the woods, looking for Giovanni to find Bakura.
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*the Place That Giovanni Is*

Giovanni: Hahaha, I got you now Bakura.

Bakura: *tied to a chair* How exactly do you know about me? And how did you find me? I mean, I was with my friends in the last chapter, then I suddenly appeared here.

Giovanni: I don't know, I don't write this. *Team Rocket falls through the ceiling* What, you're back?!

James: Uh, yeah.

Meowth: We were flying through the air for like weeks or something.

Jesse: And your point is?

Meowth: I don't have a point.

Giovanni: If you don't have any pokemon for me, get out!! *Tea suddenly falls through his ceiling into his arms* What the hell?! What is this?

Bakura: AHHHHHH, IT"S TEA!!

Tea: Hi, Mister Oh My!

Giovanni: O.o' Uhh, huh?

James: I don't think you should be touching that thing.

Jesse: Yes, the twerps, and his new friends really seem to hate her. Last time we were calling her names like bitch, asshole, shithead...

Tea: Happy, sappy, Miss Mappy. I never said anything like that, you mat.

Bakura: AHHH, she's even more annoying then before! How can that be possible?! Get me out of here!!!

James: Why are you still holding that thing?

Giovanni: Yes, why am I? *drops Tea*

Tea: Hehe, I like lizards, and cat gizzards.

Everyone: O.o' *moves across the room from her, even Bakura, by dragging the chair across the ground*

Giovanni: Yes, anyway, go get me some rare pokemon right now!

James: Uh but what about Bakura's ability to bring any pokemon? Why don't you just ask him?

Giovanni: Because.

Meowth: Because what?

Giovanni: Don't question your boss! NOW GO!

Bakura: How do you know about my power?

Jesse: Don't know, and it doesn't matter anyway.

Giovanni: Shouldn't you be leaving now?

Tea: Hey Mister Oh My I want to give you a big kiss, yes happy miss. *runs up to Giovanni and kisses him on his cheek*

Giovanni: AHHHHHHH!! *dies from the horror*

Jesse: Oh my god, our boss just died!

James: Yeah, it seems like that's what happened. So, what do you want to do?

Jesse: Let's go chase after the twerps for no reason except to steal Pikachu but of course we'll never accomplish that because we're the bad guys.

James: Sure, why not. *Team Rocket leave*

Bakura: Uh, hey, you not leaving me here with the dead guy and the crazy bitch are you? Uhh, come on someone, answer me.

Tea: Wee hehe, little ghost boy. *starts going towards Bakura*

Bakura: AHHHHHHHH!! Someone save me.

Chibigokan: *strikes Tea down with lightning and she goes unconcious* Hey Bakura!

Bakura: Uh, that was close. So, can you let me out of the chair?

Chibigokan: Sorry, but I don't want to. Well, bye!

Bakura: But I'm still stuck here with a dead guy and the bitch. Now what am I going to do?

Chibigokan: What about your ability to call pokemon?

Bakura: Oh yeah. *calls a Scyther who slices up the ropes* Okay, I'm free. Now what?

Chibigokan: Just stand there.

Bakura: Okay, but why?

Chibigokan: I don't have any ideas. I'll be back when I do. See you soon. *leaves*

Bakura: Oh great. Hey people, please give Chibigokan reviews so I don't have to stand here forever with the dead guy and the crazy bitch.
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Wow, I have no idea why I wrote this, I did it randomly cause I hate school. Yeah, and so almost everyone went insane in this chapter. Is there someone I forgot? Anyway, really strange, I must say. Yeah, and this was the longest chapter of any of my stories I think. Oh well, anyway, please review.

Seto: Hey what's with the title? Trying to Start to Begin to Start Finding Bakura? I don't get it.

Chibigokan: I don't know exactly. I think I did that because I could never get you guys to start to find him, so you're trying to start to begin to start finding him.

Seto: Uhh, yeah, so now what? You're going to make Bakura stand there with the bitch?

Chibigokan: Well yeah, unless I get some ideas. Oh yeah, ask them to review and give ideas.

Seto: Okay, readers, pleeeeeaaasseee review so they can end this story. I want to leave. Please help me end the story. Please, please, please, please.

Chibigokan: I think they get the point.

Seto: No they don't. Please, you guys have to give them plenty of reviews so they get ideas and they can end it. Please, I want to get out of here. Readers save meee!!

Gee, I made him sane in this chapter and he's still being a pain in the ass. Oh well, review to please Seto.

-Chibigokan