Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ A Day in Hell ❯ The Blair Witch........Or something o_0 ( Chapter 2 )

*Marik is sitting on a huge chair*

Marik: We will now begin deliberation of today's city conquest plan #1154. Tell me Apprentice, what would you regard as an Integral Component of a child's education?

MA: Sir? Well um..... lets see...... I guess the Heart might be important?

Marik: Hmm... * is reading "Mind Control for all good evil doers"* Children with Enriched Hearts will become Enlightened Citizens... Enlightened Citizens will undoubtedly accept the rulership of the Righteous Leader. Any ideas on Specific steps to be taken to enrich the hearts of children?

MA: *raises her hand* SIR!!

Marik: Go ahead.

MA: Sir! Enriched Hearts from enriched Meals! I humbly suggest, shall we not attempt to improve the quality of the hot school lunch?!?

Marik: City conquest plan....... Canceled.

MA: Ack! Was it a bad idea?

Marik: No, I do not think it is a bad idea.... Do you think rather that it is an impossible idea?

MA: Yes. I realize that it was My suggestion, yet..... somehow I must concur. School cant even make salad taste good. -_-

Marik: Moving on to the next plan...

*a clock beeps*

MA: Umm Marik sir, It's time for me to start the next chapter.

Marik: Don't you feel.... *is touching a rope that says, "Pull To Purge Enemies"* ....That there is something missing today?

MA: I Absolutely, Utterly, Completely, Thoroughly Do not think so......

YBakura: *is reading a piece of paper* Mariks Apprentice does not own Yugioh, just the voices in her head. And remember that Yami Bakura is written as Bakura. *throws the paper in the trash* Oh God I need a better job!

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*The 4 teenagers run up to Bakura*

Blonde hair teenager: Do you think it's the Blair Witch in disguise.....

Bakura: o_0

Needs a better hairdo teenager: It sure does look evil....

Bakura: *smirks to himself*

*Yami: Don't inflate his ego anymore then it is*

Brunette hair teenager: Maybe we should make friends with it......

Bakura: -_-

Black hair pulled into a ponytail teenager: We cant make friends with the enemy?!

Bakura: *nod nod*............... Hey wait! I know you guys! Your Yugi's damn friends right?!

Joey: Don't listen to her, she's trying to trick us!

Tristan: Your right Joey! Hey! Who brought the garlic?!

Tea: She must be lonely

Duke: I'll get the cross!

Bakura: What the Hell are you guys talking about?! I AM NOT A GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Joey: See I told you its the witch! She's talking about 'hell'!

Tea: Oh My!

Duke: Lets get outta here!

Tristan: Where's the car?! I wanna go back! Ahhhhhhh! *runs around screaming*

Duke: I cant find the car! *runs around screaming*

Tea: I want my mommy!

Joey: I need a doughnut.

Bakura: *turns around and sees the car behind him* ....................... o_0

Duke+Tristan: I miss Serenity! :'(

Joey: I want a hamburger.

Bakura: *looks to the sky* How the hell do I get out of here!?!

Yami's voice: You have to complete the challenge.

Bakura: How do do I do that?!

Yami's voice: I cant tell you *neener neener* :p

(SV)

Yami: *being served grapes by YamisWife* Oh how I love the sound of torture in the morning. *smirk*

(SV)

Bakura; I hate that son of a bitch. *flames around him* HE WILL SUFFER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bwhahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Joey+Tea: *cower with fear*

Tristan+Duke: *faint* X___X

Bakura: Now listen you foolish mortals!! I, *sparkle sparkle mode* the lovely, powerful, evil Bakura, *end sparkle sparkle mode* will help *cough cough choke* you find the Blair Witch and let her kill you. Fair enough? ^_^

Tea: Ok ^_^

Duke: Sure ^_^

Joey: Alrighty ^_^

Tristan: Ok, but just one more thing before we go...

Bakura: Yes *smile twitch twitch*

Tristan: Where's the car?

Bakura: -_- *points behind him*

Tristan: Oh...... Cool! ^_^

Bakura: *thinks to himself* 'Well at least they are all a few fries short of a Happy Meal'

Tea: I hope this won't take long. American Idol is on.

Bakura: 'I can do this, I can do this. Just think about death and you'll be fine.' ^_^ *twitch twitch*

Tristan: Ya, and I need to go and dream about the love life I'll never have *sigh*

Bakura: Ok guys, to start off, what supplies did you all bring?

Duke: Dice and a Game board! ^-^

Tristan: Playboy ^/////^

Bakura: ^0^

(All the girls: Die!!!!)

(Tristan+Bakura: X_______@)

Tristan: Do ya ever get one of those feeling that you just got beaten up? <_<

Bakura: Ya sometimes >_>

Tea: *humph* I brought makeup ^-^

Joey: Pillow ^-^

Bakura:...........................Thats all?

Duke: Yup ^_^

Tristan: Ya ^_^

Tea:*nod nod* ^_^

Joey: Thats all ^_^

Bakura:......................Your serious

Duke+Tristan+Tea+Joey: Yup ^_^

Bakura:.....................

D+T+T+J: ^_^0

Bakura:......................

D+T+T+J: u_u

Bakura: -_-* Dammit I am gonna die

Tea: Well I think we'll do fine

Bakura: >_<!* With a fucking Dice, Magazine, makeup, and pillow!!!?! Who the hell planed this trip!!!!!?!

Tea: None of us did. It was destiny for us to come ^_^

Bakura: o_0?

(SV)

Yami: o_0?

YamisWife: o_0?

(SV)

Bakura: How the hell can you say that with a straight face?!

Tea: Easily, because I truly believe it with my heart.

Bakura: 'Stay calm Bakura, stay calm.' ^_^ *twitch twitch* Well shall we go?

Tea: Should we make the smiley face of protection sign on our hands?

Bakura: God dammit no!!!!! *stomps off into the woods*

Joey: Well, lets go!

Duke: Right behind you!

Tristan: After you!

Tea: Well I thought it was a good idea :-/ Wait for me guys!!

~*We have know idea what time it is, but it is a few minutes later*~

Tristan: I'm tired! u_u

Joey: I'm hungry!

Tea: I am so tired!

Duke: Can we stop please?

Bakura: We just left a few minutes ago.

Duke: Ya right, you liar. I bet its been an hour! -0-

Joey: I say we should stop and set up camp right here.

Tea: I agree.

Tristan: Ditto

Bakura: *looks up at the sky and sees that the sun is about to go down* Fine! What the hell. But I am not setting up the tent. *humph*

(MA: Lazy ass!

Bakura: You shut your mouth!

MA: :p)

Tea: Please don't say the "H" word.

Bakura: o_0

Tea: It might provoke her >_>......................<_<

Bakura: Hey Joey!

Joey: Ya?

Bakura: Why don't you go and get some firewood and Tristan go get some food.

Joey: Isn't that a bit dangerous?

Tristan: I'm with him. It's to scary!

Bakura: No, of corse not. You forget that you are traveling with *sparkle sparkle mode* the lovely, powerful, evil Bakura *end sparkle sparkle mode* I am scarier then anything you will ever see in this forest *evil glare*

Duke: *talking to Joey* Ya know, he says that so many times now that it has started to lose its meaning. >_>

Bakura: *fire around him and death glares at Duke*

Duke: *shrinks to an ant size*

Joey: Well, since you say it that way Bakura-dude, I'll go!

Tristan: Me to!

Duke: *one look at Bakura and he's gone* I'll go help Tristan!

Bakura: Oh how fools rush in -_-0 Well, now that everyone's gone, I can finely take a nap and think of a plan to get rid Bull shit Yami once and for al-.........

Tea: Bakura, I am really scared!

Bakura:.........................

Tea: *whimper*

Bakura:.........................

Tea: *louder whimpering*

Bakura:..............*twitch twitch*..............

Tea: *jumps up and runs over to Bakura and hugs him tight* Hold me!

Bakura: *was about to yell and hit her but when he saw how scared she was and looked into her eyes and realized that she was the most beautiful woman he had ever seen in his life* It's ok I am here for you.

Tea: Really?

Bakura: Yes *and he hugged her back then leaned in, close to her face, and kis-

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Bakura: *spits out his Cherry-coke* WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MA: Uh-oh

Marik: He found it.

Bakura: WHO THE HELL WROTE THIS?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!!!!!!!!!!!

MA: *scoots away* I think my dog is calling me.

Bakura: *glares at her*

MA: *stops dead in her tracks*

Bakura: *starts to walk over to her* And where do you think your going?!

MA: Well.....um......its my dog.......see.......and I have to.......walk him 5 times a day.........and..... *major sweating*

Bakura: Did you write this?!!

MA: Well.........My dog.......

Bakura: You did didn't you?!!!!

MA: Ummm

Bakura: Oh my fucking god! This story sucks enough but you had to throw that in?! You cant even right a good love story can you!?!!

MA: *is emotionally damaged*............................. Hey wait! So you know how to right a love story? *evil laughter to herself*

Bakura: You must be joking

MA: Well its no wonder! With all the Soup Operas you watch.

Bakura: 0////////0 I don not watch those things!

MA: Ya sure.....................Hey did you know that Karen went on the cruise with Jeff instead of Brian?

Bakura: *gasp* No way! Brian loves her way more the Jeff!! What a bitch!

MA: ^_^

Bakura:....................Dammit!

Marik: o_0

Bakura: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! You will change this chapter!

MA: No :p

Bakura: *flames appear around him* You wont like me when I'm angry

MA: *shiver shake*

Bakura: You will change this chapter

MA: *major sweating*

Bakura: *looks her in the eye* Got it?

MA: *runs away screaming* Yes! I will get right on it!!!

Bakura: Thought so ^_^

Marik: That was cold

Bakura: I know ^-^

Marik: Damn that Jeff

Bakura: God I know............................Dammit again! >_<*

Marik: *victory*

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(MA: I will start from here *tears of suffering*

Bakura: Fine ^_^

MA: *is emotionally damaged*)

Tea: *jumps up, runs over to Bakura, and hugs him tight* Hold me!

*The forest ecos with the sound of Bakura's screams*

*Joey, Tristan, and Duke run back to see what was the matter*

Tea: >_@ Ow

Bakura: X____X

(Bakura: I wouldn't say thats an improvement, but whatever.)

~*later; inside the tent trying to go to sleep*~

*twig snaps outside*

Joey: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Duke: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tea: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tristan: EEEEEEEEEEEEEE oh I mean AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bakura: *has his hands over his ears*

Joey: *hugs his pillow*

Tea: Hey guys the noise stopped.

*absolute silence*

Joey:....................

Tea:..................

Duke:......................

Tristan:..................

Bakura: Good.

*all of a sudden Duke gets dragged out of the tent*

Everyone: *scream*

Tristan: DUKE!!!!!!!

Joey: We gotta find him!

*everyone runs out of the tent*

Tristan: DUKE!!!!!

Tea: DUKE!!!!

Joey: DUKE!!!!

Bakura: Why are we running around with flashlights pressed up against our faces?

T+T+J: Don't know. Just seems like the thing to do I guess.

Bakura: Fine by me

Tea: Look guys! A dark and spooky house with blood markings on it! Lets go inside!

~*inside the house*~

Joey: It stinks in here.

Tristan: DON'T WORRY DUKE LILBUDDY! WE'LL GET YOU OUTTA HERE!!!!!!!!!

Bakura: *thinking to himself* 'Haha I remember this part!'

Tea: I think I here his voice coming from that room, and look at all the blood! Lets go!

~*inside the pitch black room*~

Joey: I cant see anything in here!

Tristan: This isn't good!

Tea: I don't think this was a good idea

Joey: Well this was Your idea.

Tea: Well remember that next time you listen to me

Bakura: She has a point

Joey: *nod nod*

Tristan: Hey! Did you guys see that?

Tea: No

Tristan: There it is again! something freaky is goin' on here

Tea: Don't freak us out like that!

Joey: Uhhhhh you guys? Ahhhhhhh!!!!

Tristan: Joey?! Are you ok?! Ahhhhh!!!!

Tea: What happened?! Ahhhhh!!!!

Bakura: I am so glad I am getting this all on tape! Huh? Oh shit!

*camera falls onto the floor*

Camera: Beeeeeeeeeeeeep!!!!!!!!!............................... *smash*.................................

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Bakura: *wakes up in a movie theater* Where am I?

Yami: Now that was very entertaining Bakura

Bakura: Not you again!

Yami: Yes, it is I. I must admit, that was the funniest thing I have seen in awhile.

Bakura: And I had loads of fun to *rolls his eyes*

Yami: *claps* Congrats on completing your first challenge.

Bakura: So, all I had to do was die?!

Yami: For that challenge, yes.

Bakura: Now I really hate you.

Yami: *smirk* But the next three challenges won't be so easy.

Bakura: You are so dead!

Yami: And in this next challenge you will be on of the characters from the movie ^_^

Bakura: I am going to shoot myself

Yami: tisk tisk It is unhealthy for you to be angry all the time.

Bakura: My ass!

Yami: I would Love to chat more, but I am afraid that time is ticking. Buh bye *snaps his fingers*

~*Bakura is teleported to a beautiful field with lots of flowers and little houses in the ground*~

Little kids are running up to him and yelling: Fireworks Gandaulf, Fireworks!

Bakura: Mommy..........

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