Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ A downright odd story ❯ The Beginning ( Chapter 1 )

Extreme Randomness!

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Bakura: Awww… so sad.

Akata: Except for me.

Bakura: *furious* AUGH!

Akata: Okay… on with the show!

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Yugi: I LOVE CHEESE!

Everyone else: *Takes 1 step away from him*

Yugi: Huh? Where's everyone going?

Yami: I think you need to…

Akata: USE THE FORCE! *Draws Lightsaber. Red blade emerges.*

Yami: -_-0 Oh, well…

Ryou: Cheesey cheese! *Draws Lightsaber. Cheese blade emerges.*

Bakura: Is that real cheese?

Ryou: Yep. Ultra Sharp Cheddar.

Bakura: -_-0

Téa: 99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer…

Marik/Malik: BEER? COOL! *Starts taking beer off of the wall*

Téa: Ummm… 98, 92, 64, 20, 1… -_-0 never mind…

Marik: That was*hic*good.

Malik: Yeah.*hic* You're not*hic*sleeping in m*hic*y room to*hic*night, al*hic*right*hic*?

Téa: -_-0

Yami: Don't worry, Téa, we shall take over Kaiba Corp., and rule together! FWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Téa: FWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Seto: HEY! I heard that… -_-0

Joey: Ahlright, on da bus, peoples, itz time to go ta New York.

Tristain: What? Aren't we in New York?

Joey: Ahem, Akata, help me out here.

Akata: Fine. *Types into Millennium Keyboard and brings everyone to somewhere in Kansas.

Téa: OH, NO! O_O NOT KANSAS!

Akata: Why not?

Old Lady: Téa, darling, come over and give Granny a big kiss.

Téa: -_-0 That's why. :) Coming, Granny!

Téa's Grandma: Now where are we bound to in this bus.

Joey: Ta New York. Can't ya read the sign?

Serenity: Uhhh… Joey?

Joey: Yeah, sis?

Serenity: There is no sign.

Joey: >:( There's NO SIGN?!?! Akata, help me here!

Akata: Fine. *Types in to Millennium Keyboard*

Sign: Bus to New Pork.

Joey: -_-0 Good enough…

Akata: ^-^0 Uh… oops. Oh, well, it works.

Joey: Alright now, everyone on da bus now, ya hear?

Everyone else: *Climbs onto bus*

Joey: *plops down is driver's seat* Okay! Now for the keys. Uh… Akata, where are the keys?

Akata: I thought you had 'em.

Everyone but Joey and Akata: *Anime fall*

Yugi: I brought a 20-pound bag of sugar for everyone!

Téa's Grandma: Oh, no. Ye found my secret stash. ^-^ Oh, well. Everyone loves sugar!

Akata: Oh, here they are. They were in my sock. *hands now-stinky keys to Joey*

Joey: Oh, bruddah, dese tings STINK! *jams keys in ignition and turns it to 'ON'. Nothing happens.* Uh, Akata… what does dis 'E' stand for on da fuel gauge?

Everyone else: *Anime Fall*

Akata: *Types. 2 Phone booths, 5 pounds of tapioca pudding, 6 15-ounce cans of Cole Slaw, Half a Refrigerator of Pepsis, a 300-pound boulder, and a gas station appear* ^-^0 Uhhh… guess I got carried away.

Everyone else: *Anime fall (again)*

Akata: WOW! 8.9 on the Rhicter Scale! Cool!

Tristain: Now that's just freaky.

Yami: *Gets out to pump gas* Ummm… anyone got a credit card I can use?

Everyone else: *more anime falling*

Akata: 9.2! Getting better! ^-^ Ummm… *taps M. Keyboard. Suddenly a building pops up* Don't worry, Yami. There's a 'Pay Inside' option now.

Yami: The only money I have is this penny that I found on the street.

Everyone else: THUD!

Yami: What about the falling down?

Akata: That's happened too much already. *Punches Ryou*

Ryou: *with head through roof* I've got a love-i-ly bunch of coconuts…

Everyone else: HEY! CUT THE FALLS OUT OF THE SCRIPT!

Akata: Okay, okay. From now on I'll just type [AF] to show an anime-style fall.

Everyone but Akata, Yami, and Ryou: *runing around like idiots*

Bakura: Sugarsugarsugar!

Mai: Cheesecheesecheeseburger!

Téa: I will destroy the world, and then take over Kaiba Corp!

Akata: Ummm… never mind.

Yugi/Malik: SUGAR AND COFFEE! *coffee falls from the celing of the bus.

Seto: I'm gonna drown in coffee! COOL! [Others: AF]

Ishizu/Marik: *kissing in back of bus*

Seto: :( Ishizu! How could you?!?

Ishizu: Uhhh… ^-^0 well, there's a funny story about that.

Seto: Let's go, Marik!

Marik: *grabs deck and duel disk* fine.

Seto: NO NO NO! We duel with this. *holds up Yahtzee game*

Marik: [AF] *gets up* fine.

***15 minutes later***

Seto: YOU'VE ALREADY ROLLED 3 TIMES! You can't roll again!

Marik: No I havent, you're just mad because this is my 17th Yahtzee.

Seto: *Looks at scoresheet. Reads: Seto: 18, Marik: 1849 (with Yahtzee Bonuses)* WAIT! THAT CAN'T BE RIGHT!

Marik: Hah!

Seto: ;.; But I wanted to win…

Joey: Ummm… Akata, why does dis sign say 'Welcome ta Mexico'?

Everyone else: [AF]

Ryou: *finally wiggles head out, only to fall on Seto*

Seto: >:[] YOU LITTLE…

Bakura: Are you having a problem?

Yugi: WAIT! I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING!

Joey: What's dat, Yuge?

Yugi: Yami's still at the gas station we never got gas from.

Joey: Oh, yeah, I forgot, da needle changed to da 'F' so I started driving about 7 minutes ago.

Everyone but Seto: [AF]

Seto: Hey, how's it possible to be in Mexico after only 7 minutes!

Akata: Mabye it was from that warp gate we went through.

Mai: We went through a warp gate?

Duke: Hey! What about me? Why haven't I talked yet?

Akata: You'll talk soon enough.

Duke: -.-

Bakura: I invoke the powers of my Millennium Ring to summon the all Powerful KURIBOH!

Everyone: AHHH!

Shadi: Wait; Kuriboh only has 300 ATK points, right?

Joey: Oh, yeah.

Kuriboh: KRIII!

EE (Everyone else): [AF]

Akata: Hey, look, a Time Portal!

Joey: Wha?

Akata: We just drove through it. -.- Wait, now I need to reset my watch…

EE: [AF]

Ryou: Ummm, Akata…

Akata: Yeah?

Ryou: You're not wearing a watch.

Akata: *looks* ^-^0 Heh, guess you're right.

Mokuba: LOOKIE!

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Joey: Your endin' it here?

Mokuba: Why am I saying "Lookie"?

Akata: Ummm… Well… That is to say… Yep.

Mokuba: o.O

Seto: My brother is looking like an Idiot!

Shadi: Why do I only have 1 line?

Akata: Mokuba only has 1 line, right?

Mai: Hey, what about me?

Akata: You had 2.

Marik: What's with the Yahtzee game?

Akata: I have no idea.

EE: [AF]

Akata: HEY! YOU CAN'T DO THAT IN THE CLOSING DIALOUGE!

Mokuba: *raises hand*

Akata: No, you can't do it in the opening dialouge, either.

Mokuba: Nuts.

*Suddenly, walnuts fall from the sky*

Akata: I'm endin' it here!