Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ A downright odd story ❯ UFO's, a crashlanding, and a cliffhanger, oh my! ( Chapter 2 )

Extreme Randomness!

Disclaimer: I still don't own any of these characters, games, etc. got it?

Bakura: Awww… so sad.

Akata: HEY! What about me? Oh, wait. I am the author… heh heh heh.

Bakura: You are odd.

Akata: Okay… on with the show!

Joey: Wait! Can I host dis chapta?

Akata: Uhhh… fine. Just don't blow anyone up… yet.

EE but Joey: O.OU

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Last time, Mokuba had just seen somthin', sos we needs ta find out what it is.

Téa: What is it Mokuba?

EE: *Turns*

Tristain: AHHH! It's Noa!

Noa: That is correct.

Seto: Wait! How did you escape from the Virtual World?

Noa: Randomness.

Joey: Okay, ya little twirp, let's duel!

Noa: Can we play Chinese Checkers?

EE: [AF]

Joey: Uhhh… sure.

Noa: ^-^ Goodie! Yugi and Tristain are in this, too.

Joey: Fine. Mai and Téa as well?

Noa: As you wish.

Joey: Hey! Who's gonna dirve dis ting?

Akata: I will!

***1 hour later***

Noa: NOOO! How'd I lose a game this easy?

Akata: Ummm… Why are we in China?

Serenity: *looks around* Hmmm… I dunno.

Kuriboh: Ku-riii Kriii.

Yami: You saw a warp gate?

Kuriboh: *nods*

Bakura: HEY! It's my monster; I'm supposed to be the one to understand it!

Ishizu: Why are 3 Niwatoris coming straight at us?

Marik: *looks* Well, whadaya know?

???(female): Looks like you've screwed this up big time.

Akata: Oh, come on; it's not that bad.

Marik: *looks at the voice; starts drooling*

Malik: Yami what are you… *looks and drools*

???: 'It's not that bad'? Oh, please! Kuriboh's acting all fuzzy again…

Akata: But that's what Kuribohs do.

???: 3 Niwatoris are coming right at us…

Akata: Not my idea!

???: AND WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF CHINA!

Akata: That wasn't… okay, mabye that one was my fault.

???: I'm in charge now, got it?

Akata: You'll need to talk it over with Joey.

???: *raging* FINE! *stomps off*

Marik: *blocks her path* Hey, beautiful!

???: *blushing* Uhhh… hi…

Marik: Wazz your name?

???: I'm Karen_Osiris, Akata's Yami.

Marik: *staring at Karen's chest* Whoa!

Karen: *mischievously* You like?

Marik: Oh, yeah.

Karen: Come with me. *grabs Marik and drags him to the back of bus. Moaning noises*

Seto: I… cannot… believe this.

Joey: Dat's odd.

Malik: Awww, man! I wanted her…

Seto: STOP IT THERE, ISHTAR!

Malik: *shuts up*

Ishizu: *mischievously* Hey Seto…

Seto: ^-^

Akata: Ummm… guys?

Joey: What?

Akata: There's a UFO right in front of us.

Tristain: *looks* Hmmm, I guess there is!

Akata: Hey, someone's coming out.

???1: Look, an Eoith bus.

???2: Good job, kid.

???3: We can finally duel the so-called King of Games.

Akata: Uh, Yami Yugi, I think they want to talk to you.

Yami: Huh?

???1: Hey, Yami!

Yami: What?

???2: We challenge you to a duel!

???3: 3-on-3!

Yami: Akata, you're coming with me. Choose someone else.

Akata: Serenity, you ready?

Serenity: *grabs deck* Ready!

???1: I'm Bob.

???2: I'm Fred.

???3: I'm Oog!

Yami: What?

???1: Dat's actually 'is real name.

***10 minutes later***

Yami: Let's start this duel.

***1,932,934 milliseconds later, according to Mokuba.***

Score:

Bob: 0200 Fred: 0200 Oog: 0050

Yami: 0000 Akata: 0000 Serenity: 17850

Serenity: I play Hinotama! 200 to Bob and Fred, then 100 to Oog!

B/F/O: 0000

Yami: I still can't believe you were up to 17,850 Life Points!

Akata: Hey, I've had 33,400 Life Points before. (A/N: Seriously, I have. I ended the duel in the 29,000's.)

Tristain: Whoa!

Random Surfer Dude: Yo, dudes, wazzup? Do ya'll wanna go inta that radical UFO, dudes?

Téa: Ummm… I don't speak surfer. *Taps into her universal Translator, randomly on her wrist* Oh! Sure, I guess.

RSD: KEW-L! C'mon dudes, lezzgo.

B/F/O: Hey, what about us?

Akata: We'll come back… mabye.

*all except B/F/O ender and the ship takes off!*

Ryou: I've always wanted to pilot a UFO!

Tristain: What is it?

Akata: Tristain, if we knew what it was it wouldn't be a UFO, now would it?

(A/N: For those of you that don't know, UFO stands for Unidentified Flying Object.)

Tristain: What does UFO stand for?

EE except Akata: [AF]

Akata: *shoves author's note in front of Tristain's face*

Tristain: Ohhh! Okay!

Karen: Hey, isn't Joey the clueless one?

Akata: Were are we gonna go?

Ryou: I've always wanted to go to planet 59-X473-AN7-F!

EE: o.O

Ryou: Huh?

UFO: *ZOOM!* Destination: Planet 59-X473-AN7-F. Estimated TOA: 2 1/2 minutes.

Joey: Hey, I found dis in da fridge; what is it? *holds up can*

Karen: That's Root Beer you dolt!

Akata: We really need to send you back to anger management classes, Karen.

Marik: Wow! I used to go to anger management classes, too!

Karen: Really?

Marik: Yeah!

Karen: *glomps Marik; starts making out*

Marik: ^-^ *peace sign*

Mokuba: KETCHUP IS ORANGE!

Akata: Huh?

Mokuba: Look! *points*

Akata: Wow, whadaya know. It is orange ketchup.

Joey: GIGANTIC DONUT! *points*

Karen: Well, well, well, there is a huge donut over there.

Akata: Hey, weren't you kissing Marik? At least it's him, and not me. ^-^

Tristain: What's he smiling about?

Serenity: Hey, Akat…AHHH!

UFO: *SMASH! Random airbags inflate, saving everyone, except…*

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Mokuba: ^-^ Goodie! Another cliffhanger!

Joey: Oh, great, who's gonna die?

Akata: No one. They'll just get majorly mega maimed.

Serenity: COOL! Alliteration!

Seto: Who'll be maimed?

Akata: Actually, I dunno.

Malik: Wait! Wasn't Joey in charge?

Bakura: *bawling* WAHHHH! Only had 1 line!

Mai: Quit blubberin'! I didn't have any lines, and I'm not complaining!

Akata: I'll end this here.