Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Bakura's Odd Messages ❯ Whoa! ( Chapter 3 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
By: LittleBaku
The last chapter with odd messages! Again!

Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: One Shot | Uploaded On: 02.24.2007 | Pages: 1 | Words: 732 | Visits: 344 | Status: Completed

Bakura glared at his message machine seeing the red light blinking: three messages!
“You have three messages, message one:
“I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE! SHAKE THAT BUTT, NIGGA!” Bakura groaned, thinking, Why must people torture me?
Message two:
“BAKKUURRAAA! I need Kotex. Well, not right now, but...Will you buy me some?”
“Great,” Bakura grumbled, “now I have to get Anzu some Kotex...”
Message three:
“WHO'S A HOOOOOOOEEEEEEE? BAKURA'S A HOOOEEEEEE! Ooh, how about this one? I AM STONER MAN, SMOKING MARIJUANA FROM A PEPSI CAN! I TAKE LSD'S, NOW PURPLE MONKEY'S ARE CHASING ME! I actually I think I do see purple monkey's, Bakura...And if you have a problem with my singing, you can just SCREW OFF!”
“MALIK, YOU'RE SISTER'S TRYING TO RAPE ME AGAIN!”
“COMING!”
Beep!
“You have no new messages.”
Bakura groaned and left to the store.
X
“Hmm, I wonder if she meant the brand Kotex...Or what?” Bakura blinked, staring at the variety of pads and tampons. “Umm...” He shrugged and grabbed the brand Kotex. He paused, giving a curious look to the condoms and lube. “ Trojan...Will give you extra pleasure...” Bakura smirked and grabbed the Trojan and the lube. He went up to the check-out counter and dumped the items on the top. The cashier raised an eyebrow.
“IT'S FOR A FRIEND, DAMMIT!”
The woman's eyes bulged and she quickly scanned them.
“Nineteen dollars and thirty-four cents.”
“Damn money these days...” Bakura muttered.
X
Ding dong!
“Thanks Bakura!” Anzu grabbed the bag and blinked at the condoms and lube. “Uhh...Wanna come in?” She asked, giving him a sly smile.
“Hell, I was hoping you'd ask!”