Beauty Contest Judge- Yugi?!

By: DJ Rodriguez

(Author's Notes: Yeah, baby!! All right!! Two great things coming in at the same time, awesome!!

Yugi: *Sweatdrops* Sorry about this, folks. DJ's excited because he has just recently discovered that he passed his two summer college class with a B, raising his GPA. Also, he saw the movie that stars Yami and myself.

Darien: I don't blame him for being excited. That movie was awesome!! You were portrayed just like the hero you are, and also saved Yami for once.

DJ: Everyone, I'm throwing a party on Monster Island in honor of Yugi and also for me passing my classes big time!! Come on, join in!!

Yugi: Well, we gotta go! Anyone of you ladies like to be my date for the party?

Now, on with the fanfic!)

Chapter 6

Yugi, Gamma, Alpha, and Beta took a good look at the new lady before them. A while ago, an Unhappy Maiden by the name of Keiko, stood before the four. Now, thanks to a fresh, hot bath and some new clothes, she was transformed into a new type of monster. She was now Grateful Maiden, a totally new monster!

Keiko's hair was flowing down like a shimmering waterfall of fire, a light nearly transparent dress accenting her new look. Blue slippers, her first type of shoes worn on her feet, accented her new look. Her bright blue eyes sparkled and shinned with utmost innocence, joy, and mirth. She felt like a whole new person, and she had Yugi to thank for.

She laughed, tears of joy flowing from her eyes, as she flew to Yugi and hugged him for all she was worth. She whispered gratefully, "Thank you, thank you so much my Prince!".

Yugi hugged her bag, chuckling some at her sign of gratefulness. After a few moments, he gently released her and answered, "You are welcome, Keiko. I'm glad to see that you like the new you.".

Keiko also thanked the magnet warriors, who just bowed in response. Yugi said that she could go anywhere in the castle, knowing that whoever had his permission would be able to explore the entire castle. Keiko thanked him again with another hug, and also a kiss on the cheek.

He blushed red as a rose, and when Beta escorted the young woman on a tour of the castle, he was still rubbing his cheek where she had kissed him.

"I'm very glad that I was able to help her.", he said softly to himself.

He checked his watch, and he saw that it was time to go back to the real world. He dashed his way through the long, empty hallways of the castle, trying to get to the portal in his room. Yami made a portal in Yugi's closet in the castle and in the real world, so he could have easy access to the Shadow Realm.

He passed by a room when he heard a sultry female voice say, "This would definatly knock Yugi for a loop.".

He stopped his sprint, slowly turned back to the room the voice came from, and tip-toed to the slightly open-cracked door. He saw a Succumbus Knight, a sexy female Spellcaster-type monster, looking at herself in the mirror. However, that was not the problem here…

She was wearing a very skimpy, very revealing black bikini. The straps were little more then thin paper strings, the tops that covered the esstintial bits small as Band-Aids. The straps did not cover the middle chest area, rather it looped around her neck and made its way to the bottom area, leaving a lot of bare back. Her bottom area was like a thong.

The blond monster used all of her six hands to slim over her body, looking in the mirror and making seductive movements. She giggled lightly and stated to herself, "When Yugi sees me in this, he'll go ballstic. I hope so, because he looks so yummy… and I'm starving.".

Yugi shot his head up from the door crack, his whole body scarlet and also his violet eyes just wide with shock. His heart was thundering in his chest, and when he opened the hem of his collar, steam poured out thickly.

"Who's out there?!", yelled out the blonde bombshell.

Yugi shot out from the area like a bullet from a gun, coming to his room in five minutes flat and slamming the door shut. He was breathing heavily, knowing full well that was a sight he would never soon forget.

The monster, known as Delia, covered herself in a blanket and checked outside. Seeing no one was around, she assumed it was the wind and closed the door back up. She thought, 'I hope no one saw me in this get-up. I want Yugi to be the first one, that little cutie.'.

Yugi changed into his real clothes, opened the large closet door, and stepped into a swirling purple vortex that connected the two worlds together. He emerged into his regular closet back in the real world, opened it up, and contemplated on what do now.

"The Arcade is out of question, because I know that many people are going to swamp me there.", he told himself. He needed a place isolated, quiet, and also without raving female contestants after him.

He ws in deep thought for a few minutes, until Yami came into the room. He told Yugi, "Yugi, you have a visitor waiting for you downstairs."

Yugi thanked him, then went downstairs to greet the arrival. Yami teleported back to the Shadow Realm, to talk to two acquaintances of his.

When Yugi arrived downstairs, he found himself face-to-face with one Mai Valentine. She was dressed in her usual dresswear, but now she was carrying a large picnic basket in her hand.

She smiled at the young man and asked, "Hey, Yugi! Want to come on a small picnic with me? Just the two of us?".

He smiled right back and, trusting his instincts, replied, "Sure, Mai! I need a bit of a break from all of those women chasing me.".

Her smile turned into a small frown as she inquired, "Women chasing you?".

His smile turned sheepish and he admitted, "Yeah. With the contest and all, a lot of women in the entire city have been hounding me down.".

Mai smirked and she told him, "Well, don't worry King of Games. I, Mai Valentine, will personally make sure that those desperate women don't find you.".

He trusted her on this one, and that was going to cost him. He chuckled and replied, "Okay, then. Lead the way, Miss Valentine.".

The two started up playful banter between one another as they snuck out the back way, Mai's sporty deep cerulean-blue car zooming out from the Game Shop.

~In the deepest parts of the Shadow Realm~

Two beings, bound by magical energy chains, dangled helplessly in the deepest, darkest, most isolated place in the Shadow Realm. The two beings were Bakura, the evil spirit of the Millenium Ring and once petty thief of ancient Egypt, and his cell mate was Malik, the dark/evil spirit of the Millenium Rod.

After Yami and Yugi defeated Malik, the ex-phroaoh sent his and Bakura's soul into the Shadow Realm as punishment for their crimes.

"How long as it been since we've been down here, thief?", Malik asked the white-haired boy with a sneer.

Bakura growled slightly and retorted, "How should I know, you former psycho?!".

Suddenly, footsteps sounded off. This got their attention good, because they had not heard that kind of sound in a long time. Lifting their heads up, they soon found themselves face-to-face with their captor, Yami.

"So, the almighty being comes down from above to see us less fortunate creatures.", Malik spat out sarcastically.

Yami just shook his head in a pitying manner. The way the two dangled like two toys, helpless and also powerless, was very pathetic.

"Why have you come down here, Yami?", Bakura inquired suspiciously.

Yami pulled forth a chai via magic and sat down in front of the two former dangerous villains. He smirked and asked, "You two want to hear something amusing?".

~45 minutes later~

The Shadow Realm was howling with laughter, and it came from two beings that were thought to be incapable of humor. Malik and Bakura were laughing so hard, their sides started to hurt and tears came from their eyes.

"Hahahahaha!! You got to be kidding me, Yami! Are you saying that Yugi, little Yugi Moto, is actually WILLINGLY participating as a judge in not one, but two beauty pagents?!", Malik exclaimed through his laughter.

Yami nodded, and the two just continued to laugh harder. Bakura said through tears, "T-That idiotic boy!! I'm so glad I'm not him now!".

Yami's smirk widen some as he asked, "Would you like to be in his position right now?".

Bakura and Malik said at the same time, "Are you crazy?!".

Malik stated, "I much rather be down here, then in the position he's in right now!!".

Bakura nodded and added, "Yeah, I value my life and neck!".

~Back in the human world~

Mai and Yugi were enjoying a quiet picnic in a secluded area in Domino Park. Mai knew of the location some time ago, and knew it was the perfect getaway for her and Yugi.

The area was a small, clear meadow with short-cut fresh grass. It was hidden by thick trees set out in a circular pattern, and also in the middle of the circle stood a large, fresh clear water pond. The pond was fed by an underwater spring, and with the sun out and also the sounds of animal life around them, it was like something out of a storybook.

"Ahh, this is great!", Yugi sighed happily as he laid out on the grass on his back, looking up at the sky. A day without chasing females was a great day in his book.

Mai smiled at him and replied, "I'm glad you like it, Yugi.".

Then, she thought, 'Because now, its going to get a whole lot better.'.

She stood up from her position beside him and sauntered over to the pond. She started to fan herself slowly and asked Yugi, "Hey, Yugi. Isn't it a bit hot right now?".

He opened his eyes and looked at her. For some reason, he felt his heart beat faster and his pulse quicken as he gazed on her slender form. He answered, "No, I don't think so. Its fairly warm, actually.".

She smiled seductively and said in the same manner, "Really? Because… I feel a bit hot myself.".

She slowly undid her jacket, and then her mini-skirt. Yugi's eyes widen considerably at her actions, and he sat himself up like a shot. The clothes soon were now off, and Mai was in her bikini she had purchased earlier on! Mai struck a pose for the poor man, and the sheer sexuality she oozed just from the pose made Yugi's face turn scarlet red all over.

"How do I look, Yugi?", she purred.

Yugi lifted the hem of his collar once more, and thick steam bellowed out. She chuckled, then turned around and jumped into the pond to cool off. When she came back up, she saw a sight she expected to see.

Yugi's eyes tripled-sized at seeing Mai in a bikini, especially of something so revealing. Now with him seeing her wet from the pond in the water, his mind nearly shut down and also a gallon of blood gushed out from his nose before he plugged it up.

She giggled at the sight and thought, 'Now, Yugi. I will mark you as my own.'.

However, she didn't realize that six girls were watching her. Girls from another dimension, watching over their prince and just glaring daggers at the blonde bombshell. It was… Maria, Mana, Saria, Melissa, and Sandy!! Yugi's Angels!!

(Author's Notes: Well, how was this? Poor Yugi, so many girls wanting him… and so little of him to go around! Hahahaha! Well, he'll see more action a lot now!

Yugi: *Blushing a deep blood red all over*

Darien: Hahahaha! That was priceless! In any case, thanks to all who are supporting us! We appreciate it! People like you make this fanfic worth while!

DJ: Now, for the questions for the Yugi fangirls!

1.) What do you say about Yugi's actions towards Keiko?

2.) What do you think about Delia's choice of swimwear, as well as her choice of words?

3.) What do you say about Mai's actions right now? What would you like to do to her?

4.) Would you like to be a part of Yugi's Angels?

Yugi: Also, here is the description of the Grateful Maiden: "Attribute- Light. Type- Spellcaster. ATK 1500/DEF 2000. Effect: If this card is sent to the Graveyard by any means, you can Special Summon a Level 6 or lower Fairy or Spellcaster-type monster."

Darien: Well, what do you think about this new card we made up?

R&R, no flames, enjoy, and leave long reviews.)