Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Because I Can! ❯ Pegasus... Meet your DOOM!! ( Chapter 2 )

*After jumping through, the five fall down in a heap with Shaenaur landing on Legolas, Yami on top of Angel, and the Black Magician on his butt. By himself. All alone. Poor him.*

Angel: *glomps Yami*

Yami: *can't breathe*

Black Magician: *all alone*

Shaenaur: *looks to see what broke her fall; sees Legolas; blushes madly and quickly gets off*

Legolas: *blushing; looks around and sees that the five of them are in a huge, expensive-looking room* Ah... where are we?

Everyone: *shrug*

???????: What are you doing here?

Everyone: *looks up*

Yami: You! What are you doing here?!

Legolas: Who's that?

Shaenaur and Angel: Maxamillion Pegasus J. Crawford(1)! *collapse laughing*

Pegasus: *whine* Yes... that's my name.

Yami: You still haven't answered me - what are you doing here?

Pegasus: Uh. This is my house...

*Yami looks around and sees that it is, indeed, Pegasus's house*

Yami: Quiet you!

Pegasus: *rolls eyes- er eye* Yami-boy no baka.

Angel: *chucks a boulder at Pegasus* Evil! And stop saying "-boy"! That gets very annoying!

Pegasus: *is out cold*

Angel: *goes over; pokes Pegasus with a stick* He ain't gettin' up for a while... Wanna steal his stuff?

Everyone else: Let's.

*Several minutes and many armfuls of c--- (stored in the plot-hole) later, he five are ready to leave.*

Angel: Hold on a sec. *runs to Pegasus; rips out sen'nen eye* *to self* This shall bring me much money on the black market... *to others* Ready! *runs back; trips on non-existant carpet (the Black Magician took it); sen'nen eye gets driven into her left eye* Oh my God! It burns!

Others (except Shaenaur, whose ankle is still sore): *run over*

Shaenaur: Angel? Are you okay?

Angel: *looks up; blood is covering the left half of her face; points at right eye* An eyelash fell in... it burns!

Everyone else: *facefault*

Yami: And there's nothing wrong with your left eye...?

Angel: *pokes eye* ...Nope.

Everyone: *sweatdrop*

Legolas: Everybody got what they want?

Angel and Shaenaur: *pat pockets that are full of new, good cards* Yup.

Black Magician: *while snagging a chair* I'll be comfortable with what I have.

Yami: *is busy kicking Pegasus and calling him names/cussing at him*

Legolas: Then let's go.

*Angel jumps on Yami's back and he carries her through the plot-hole (that has been waiting patiently the whole time). Legolas picks up Shaenaur and follows. The Black Magician looks around, realizes he is all alone again, lowers his head sadly and goes through.*

Angel: Nudder chappy!

Shaenaur: Go us!

Yami and Legolas: When will the torture stop?!

Angel and Shaenaur: Nevah! *huggle boys*

(1) A combination of Pegasus's Japanese name & dub name that we find hilarious.

Angel and Shaenaur: We don't own YuugiOu or Lord of the Rings. Ja ne!