Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Behind Closed Doors ❯ The Crule Hand of Fate... ( Chapter 2 )

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Scratch: I can't stop! It's too good! Ok, It's joey's turn. Yes I got the idea from an episode of "Dawson's Creek", but it's still funny...

Previously: Yami got caught dancing in his skivvies. He swore revenge on our pals because they stood there and watched him for 15mins without saying anything. So now it's Joey's turn. This one almost wrote itself... ^_^

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"Guys, did you check out the substatute teacher? Hubba Hubba!" Tristan said sliding into his chair. The others, including Yami, who had decided to go to school with the group earlier that year, had already taken their seats.
"Stuff it Tristan." Joey said. He woke up with a bad feeling that day, like he should have just stayed in bed.
"Who is it, Tristan?"
"Miss. Davis."
"Oh," Tea said, "She was a sub in my English class. All the guys in the class spent the hour after picking their jaws up off the floor."
"Meh. I'm doubtin that. Just another teacher if you ask me." Joey said. Yugi was concerned about his freind, but thought: 'Hey, we all have our bad days...' he stiffled a giggle as he looked over at Yami, who glared back at him. 'I heard that'.
"Hey," Nameless Kid in the front said, "Check out the teacher!"
Joey looked up. You know those scenes in the movies where the angels sing and wind blows back the beautiful girl's hair and she floats in on a cloud? That's exactly what Joey saw. Aparently, that's what the other guys in the group saw too; they let out one collective: "Whoa..."
Tea sweatdropped. "Great, now they're all even more useless." Even Yami did a double take.
"Good morning, ya'll. I'm Mizz Davis, and I'll be teachin your class t'day. Now, I'm from Dallas, Do ya'll know where that is? How bout you there, cowboy?" She was looking squarely at Joey.
"I...I...um, well, yeah I do..." Joey sat up straighter in his chair. And that wasn't the only thing that got straighter...Joey swallowed. Miss Davis giggled in a flirty Texas giggle (we've all heard it before...). "Whell then, why doncha come on up here with me and point it out on this here world map, baby-doll?"
(A/N..Ok, I know that in the real world, that's harassment, but this isn't exactly the real world, is it?)
'eep...I can't go up there! Stupid hormones...'
"Um, well, you see m'am, I...uh...I sprained my ankle on the walk here this morning, and it hurts too much to walk on at the moment..."
The male population of the class snickered at this.
"Aww, poor sugar. You just take it easy now. Dallas is right here..."
Now, the boys of the room gasped and 'ohh''ed as Miss Davis turned and stretched up to the map. That skirt was just a wee bit to short for any high reaching, which made Joey's 'problem' even worse.
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And it went on like this. All day. The stretching, the accent, the way that one button on her blouse poped open when she sat down at her desk and how she'd giggle when she re-did it... Joey was in pain at this point. Finally, class was over. Joey got up fast, covered his front with a text book and tried to get out of that class as fast as he could. A hand on his shoulder stopped him.
"Now, Shug, you gonna be ok walkin home on that there ankle? I could give you a ride home if ya like..."
'ohmygod, she's touching me...' Joey thought. he stammered for a second, then said:" No, m'am, I mean, yes m'am, I mean I'll be ok, m'am. Thank you, m'am."
She smiled as the blond nearly flew out of the class. 'Damnit, I'm good...' she thought.
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"Does anyone know what happened to Joey?" Yugi asked. It was 4pm, and everyone was at Yugi's watching TV.
"You mean, "Shug?" (A/N, that's pronounced sugar without the "er" sound) Mai spoke up, obviously miffed. "I saw him walking out of the Principle's office before we left."
"Huh. wonder what he did." Said Tristan.
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At 4:30, Joey walked thru the door, making as little sound as possible. Still, everyone heard him come in. They pounced.
"Joey, where were you?"
"What happened"
"Come on, Joe, spill!"
"Alright, Alright..." Joey couldn't take it, but how could he explaine it to his friends...
"I had a detention, ok. Leave it at that."
"No way, man. Whatcha do?" Tristan wanted to know. Infact everyone wanted to know.
"Nah, man. Not tellin. It's stupid."
That was when Yami walked into the room.
"Stupid? Can I interpret that as Embarassing, Joey? I want to hear it, and I think after the stunt you guys pulled on me, I deserve to hear it."
He was right. And these were his closest friends.
"*sigh*...Ok, so, that teacher in class today...she was kinda, friendly, if you get my drift. And I...It kinda, bothered me a bit..."
"Bothered you? How?" Yugi asked. 'Poor Yugi', thought Yami, 'too innocent for his own good.'
'What? Yami, I heard that...what do you...oh' "Oh!" Yugi said as he clued in.
Joey blushed and scratched his neck. "Right. So I went into the bathroom after class to...Um...relieve some tension...and Principle Raymond walked in."
The group fell over laughing.
"Joey!"
"Awww..Too much information..."
"That's too funny..."
"Hey, Come on guys, you wanted to know." Joey said, his face blood red.
"You're right, Joey, and I guess you're off the hook with me." Yami said, slapping his friend on the back.
"So that's why you had detention, Joey?"
"Yeah, Tea. Ha Ha, we've all had a good laugh at Joey's expense. And now that I've lost my dignaty..."
"Don't worry, Joey," Mai said slyly...

"At least you still have your hand."

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Ok. That was bad. I'm sorry. But Tea's next, and her's will be more of a "For Yami's eyes only"...I'm a fan of that Pairing. And, Oh, you wait till I get to Kaiba's...*grins evily*