Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Bible Stories, YGO style ❯ Story #1: Creation ( Chapter 1 )

Toboe LoneWolf: Egads, I’m going to kill myself on fanfic overload. I already have three out on ff.net, and I have to update them all, but I have to get this one out of my system so *shrugs* here goes.

Disclaimer: I don’t own YGO or the Bible. What, you actually thought I did?
Note: This was originally posted on fanfiction.net on 8-15-03.

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Bible Stories, YGO style

Story #1: Creation
Aka: What, They Messed Up Already?

~CAST~

God – Yami (why not?)

Adam – Yugi (aww, how cute) ^^

Eve – Tea (umm, who else can I humiliate?)

Serpent – Bakura (ah, the picture of evilness…)

~COSTUMES~

Yami – ghost costume taken out of Halloween storage and decorated with cheap glittery stuff that reads, "I AM GOD."

Yami: What! This is cheap!

LoneWolf16: *shrugs* I’m not rich, okay?

Yugi – swimming shorts. ^^;;;; Well, to keep this rated G, I’m not exactly going to have naked people run around.

Tea – bikini suit. O.O That’s as close as "naked" as I’ll go, although I think that’s going pretty far…

Tea: *shows off*

Everyone: *faints*

LoneWolf16: *wakes up, shielding eyes* That was too much for my tender eyes…

Bakura – sock.

Bakura: WHAT?!?

LoneWolf16: ^^;;;; You’re not exactly going to be on stage. You’re just going to move the sock-puppet mouth and speak its voice. *demonstrates* See?

Bakura: I’m going to be a puppet-master?!?

LoneWolf16: ^^;;;; Umm, yeah.

Bakura: I’LL MAKE YOU PAY FOR THIS, FOOLISH MORTAL!

LoneWolf16: Eep! Start story!

~ STORY TIME!!!! ~

~Act 1: Creating the World.~

[setting: dark room with lights turned off]

Narrator: In the beginning, there was God.

Yami: *comes out and waves*

Narrator: And God said, let there be light.

Yami: Let there be light! *walks over to the middle of room and trips over unnamed object* Ouch!

Narrator: And God said, let there be light.

Yami: I know! I know! *fumbles around*

Narrator: And God said, let there be light.

Yami: I GET THE POINT!! *finds switch* Aha!

Narrator: And God said, let there be light.

Yami: *shakes fist at narrator* I KNOW THAT!!! *goes dramatic* Ahem. Let there be light. *punches switch* *projector turns on, lighting up white screen in front of room* *heavenly choir sings in background*

Everyone: Oooooh. Aaaahhhh.

Narrator: On the second day, God created the sky.

Yami: *pulls out colored sharpies* *finds a blue one* *colors "blue sky" onto projector, which sends a lovely blue sky on the white screen*

Narrator: On the third day, God created land and plants.

Yami: Wow. Two things at once. *colors land and daisy onto projector*

Narrator: On the fourth day, God created the stars, sun and moon.

Yami: What, all of them? *grumbles* *draws in stars, sun, and moon in kindergartner fashion*

Narrator: On the—

Yami: I’M NOT DONE YET! *busily drawing in stars*

Narrator: *waits*

Yami: Okay. I’m done now.

Narrator: On the fifth day, God created the fish and birds.

Yami: What? I thought I was done! *draws in fish and bird*

Narrator: On the sixth day, God created animals and man.

Yami: *draws in stick figure of a dog and person*

Narrator: And God saw that what he had made was good.

Yami: *looks at childish drawing* *proudly* That’s good!

Narrator: On the seventh day, God rested.

Yami: *falls down and rests* ZZzzzzz…

~Act 2: Adam and Eve~

[setting: room with projector showing green grass and trees drawn in]

Narrator: To make a long story short, Adam was lonely. So God created a wife for him.

Yami: *shoves Tea towards Yugi* Here you go. One female, coming right up. Would you like fries with that?

Yugi: O.O That’s what I get?

Tea: O.O That’s who I’m stuck with?

Both: ACK!

~Act 3: The Fall of Man (and Woman)~

[same setting as Act 2]

Bakura: *moves sock* Hey, woman!

Tea: *turns* Ewww!

Bakura / sock: Hey, it’s not my fault. I’m just like that!

Tea: *believes it* Okay.

Bakura / sock: Now, did God really say that you can’t touch that one Duel Monster card? *grumbles to himself* This is so stupid…

Tea: Yup! Or else we’ll get Mind Crushed!

Bakura / sock: Look, that’s got to be the stupidest thing I’ve heard of. It isn’t going to hurt you. So take it, and be happy. Stealing things is good.

Tea: Okay! *grabs card sitting on pedestal* Oohh, pretty. Lookit the shiny hologram…

Yugi: *walks in* What are you looking at, *gag* honey?

Tea: Lookey at this, dear!

Yugi: *gags* *walks over and looks* Ooohh, pretty. It’s so powerful…

*Both look down at card, which happens to be a holographic Dark Magician*

*Dark Magician pops out*

Both: Yipe!!

Dark Magician: *waves staff and disappears*

Narrator: Then their eyes were opened, and they saw they were naked, so they sewed fig leaves together to hide themselves.

Both: *look at each other* AAAAAAAHHHHHHH! *run off in different directions* *grab various leaves* *hide*

Narrator: And then God came.

Yami: *walks in* Hi!!!

Yugi and Tea: *supposedly hiding*

Yami: Okay, let’s play hide and go seek! *covers eyes* *counts off* 1,2,3,4…

Yugi and Tea: *sweatdrop*

Yami: …100! I’m coming!

*Yami searches to no avail*

Yami: Where are you guys?!?

Narrator: Ahem. *points*

Yami: *finds Yugi and Tea* Oh, there you are! *slight pause* You lose!

Everyone: -_-;;;;

Yami: Oh yeah. I have to punish you guys, since you lost. MIND CRUSH!!!

Yugi and Tea: @_@

Yugi: Lookit all of the pretty stars…

Tea: I’m so pretty too…

Yami: *gags* *shoves them out of the "garden"* And out you go! And don’t come back!

Narrator: The Moral of this story was: In the beginning, there was a problem.

*curtain falls*

Toboe LoneWolf: And so ends the first tale of the Bible. *shrugs* Hey, in the beginning, you gotta start at the beginning…