Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Bible Stories, YGO style ❯ Cain and Abel ( Chapter 2 )

Disclaimer: I don’t own the YGO cast or the bible story I will attempt to tell now.

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Story #2: Cain and Abel
Aka: It’s a Family Thing

~CAST~

God – Yami (Well, he did such a nice job last time…)

Adam – Yugi

Eve – Tea

Cain – Kaiba (Kaiba as the son of Yugi? That is sweet…)

Abel – Joey (Joey and Kaiba as brothers…that’ll be…interesting…)

~COSTUMES~

Yami – same thing: ghost costume with glittery junk on it to make it look pretty

Yami: PRETTY?!?

Toboe LoneWolf: Yup. ^^ You liked it before!

Yami: -_- No I didn’t.

Toboe LoneWolf: What?!? *pouts* No one likes me…

Yami: O.o Fine, I’ll wear it…

Yugi – rebel leather outfit

Yugi: WHAT?!?

Toboe LoneWolf: ^^ It’s to resemble the animals that you killed and skinned for your clothes.

Yugi: O.O Okay…

Tea – some funky dancing outfit that is green to resemble plants

Tea: ^^ Now everyone can see me dance!

Everyone: NO!

Toboe LoneWolf: No dancing, just acting!

Tea: Okay then, everyone can see my superb acting! ^^

Everyone else: -_-;;;;;;;;

Kaiba and Joey – potato sacks to resemble peasant/farmer clothes

Kaiba: WHAT?!? I’m a millionaire but I have to wear POTATO SACKS?!?

Toboe LoneWolf: ^^;;;; I’m low on cash, okay?

Joey: And why the heck am I the brother of Kaiba? That is just wrong.

Kaiba: Not to mention that you are the younger, stupider brother. Of course.

Joey: HEY!

Kaiba: But I do agree on one point: The dog and I would never be relatives.

Joey: *storms over* *Jerks to a stop* Huh? *looks down* *sees large wolf biting his pants-- I mean, potato sacks* O.O Nice doggie. Good doggie…

Djanil: *growls*

Toboe LoneWolf: ^^ That’s my partner. Anyone who doesn’t like how this is going with have to deal with him. Comprende?

Everyone: O.O *slowly backs away from Djanil*

Toboe LoneWolf: ^^ Okay, start story!

~ STORYTIME!!! ~

~ Act 1: It’s Family ~

Narrator: So Adam and Eve were kicked out of the Garden of Eden.

Yami: *kicks Yugi and Tea* Out you go!

Narrator: Eve then bore a son. She named him Cain.

Yugi and Tea: *look at each other* We did THAT?!?

Toboe LoneWolf: -_-;;;

Narrator: Ahem.

Toboe LoneWolf: *throws Kaiba plushie at Tea*

Tea: *barely catches it* What the heck?

Toboe LoneWolf: *hisses* I don’t have anyone to play a baby Kaiba! Just use the plushie!

Tea: O.o *looks down at plushie* *Kaiba plushie is very disturbing* -_- Nice baby I’ve got here…

Narrator: Ahem. Eve then bore another son. She named him Abel.

Yugi and Tea: O.O We did it AGAIN?!?

Toboe LoneWolf: *throws Joey plushie*

Yugi: *misses* *stoops over to pick up plushie* *presses the little hand while doing so*

Joey Plushie: I’m not a dog!

Yugi: O.O This thing talks? *presses plushie’s hand*

Joey Plushie: I’m not a dog!

Yugi and Tea: *both stare at talking Joey plushie*

Joey Plushie: I’m not a dog!

Kaiba Plushie: Yes you are!

Everyone: O.O

[offstage] Kaiba: Did that thing just talk?

[offstage] Joey: Yep. You did. And, I’m not a dog!

[offstage] Kaiba: Yes you are!

Everyone: O.O

Joey Plushie: I’m not a dog!

Kaiba Plushie: Yes you are!

[The debate of plushies has now…begun…]

Joey Plushie: I’m not a dog!

Kaiba Plushie: Yes you are!

Joey Plushie: I’m the greatest duelist in the world!

Kaiba Plushie: Yes you are!

Joey Plushie: [by some weird Murphy’s law] *beams*

[offstage] Joey: ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^

[offstage] Kaiba: -_-;;;;; Beaten by a plushie…

Narrator: Ahem. The kids grow up.

Toboe LoneWolf: *shoves Joey and Kaiba onstage*

Joey: Hey! Don’t treat the greatest duelist in the world that way!

Kaiba: *shoves Joey* As if.

Joey: *shoves back*

Narrator: Ahem.

[offstage, but loud enough to hear] Djanil: *growls*

Everyone: ^^;;;;;;;;;

Yugi, Tea, Kaiba and Joey: *shuffle around* *stand in "family picture mode"* *Note: Very Fake Smiles*

Narrator: And so they had a very, er, happy family.

~ Act 2: Growing Up ~

Narrator: So, um, after growing up, they had to, erm, do something to help the family.

Yugi: Go do something! *points finger*

Kaiba: Why? *crosses arms*

Yugi: Because I’m your dad. *Looks up into Kaiba’s face*

Kaiba: *Looks down at height-challenged "father"* Right.

Tea: Do it! *glares*

Kaiba: Why should I? I’m the CEO of KaibaCorp and a millionaire. I can do whatever I want!

Joey: You’re about 8000 years ahead of yourself. KaibaCorp isn’t in existence.

Kaiba: *raises eyebrows* And how would you know that?

Yugi: [softly, to Tea] When did Joey learn such big, big words?

Tea: No clue.

Joey: I can read, can’t I? *holds up kiddie bible*

Kaiba: Uh huh.

Narrator: Ahem.

[general dis- I mean, order]

Narrator: Now Abel kept flocks of Kuribohs.

Joey: *covered in Kuriboh plushies* WHAT THE HECK?!?

Tea: [yells out of window of "house," ie, primitive hut of some sort] Take good care of them!

Joey: O.o They’re plushies, for pete’s sake…

Narrator: And Cain grew Mystic Tomatoes.

Kaiba: *surrounded by mad, angry, freaky looking tomatoes* O.O HELP!

Yugi: [yells out of window] Grow nice, big, tomatoes, son!

Kaiba: -_-;;;; Just great…reduced to growing tomatoes…I mean, come on….

Narrator: Abel gave God the biggest, fattest Kuribohs of his flock. Cain, on the other hand, gave rotten vegetables.

Joey: *hands over plushie to Yami* Here. Take one.

Yami: *snuggles it* It’s so KAWAIII!!!

Everyone: O.O

Kaiba: *shoves some dead tomato* Eat it. I worked really hard for it.

Yami: *looks at brown stuff* NO WAY!!

Kaiba: What? This is prime stuff! O.o Well, it was microwaved a bit too much …

Yami: I don’t like it. And I just don’t like you.

Kaiba: Grrrr….

~ Act Three: The Murder (dun dun dun) ~

Narrator: Cain got really mad. So he said to his brother, "Let’s go out to the field."

Kaiba: Let’s go out to the field.

Joey: Why? I gotta take care of my Kuribohs.

Kaiba: *drags Joey* Because I said so…

Narrator: And while they were out in the field, Cain attacked his brother Abel and killed him.

Kaiba: DIE YOU MANGY DOG!!!!

Joey: Eep!

[Run around a lot]

[Because this story requires it, Kaiba eventually catches Joey and "kills" him]

Joey: *falls to ground and "plays dead"*

Toboe LoneWolf: *hurriedly pours ketchup onto Joey*

Joey: WHAT?!?

Toboe LoneWolf: *hisses* It’s your blood!

Kaiba: *smirks* So keep playing dead, doggie.

Joey: Grrr…

Narrator: Then God said to Cain, "Where is your brother Abel?"

Yami: *enters* Where’s your brother?

Narrator: Cain replied, "I don’t know. Am I my brother’s keeper?"

Kaiba: I don’t know. Am I my brother’s keeper?

Yami: What the heck did that mean?

Kaiba: I dunno. That’s what the narrator said I said.

Narrator: Meaning, I have no clue. I’m not supposed to babysit my brother, am I?

Everyone: Ooooohhhhh.

Toboe LoneWolf: One of the great mysteries of the Bible solved.

Narrator: Then God said, "What have you done? Listen! Your brother’s blood cries out to me from the ground!"

Yami: *stares at Joey* *stares at ketchup*

Joey: *mumbles* Kaiba killed me…

Yami: O.O IT TALKS!!!!

Kaiba: O.O

Narrator: So God punished Cain.

Yami: THAT’S REALLY FREAKY!!!

Narrator: Ahem. So God punished Cain.

Yami: And for that, I’ll have to punish you for freaking me out! MIND CRUSH!!

Joey: @_@

Yami: NEVER, EVER FREAK ME OUT AGAIN!!!

Narrator: Um, you were supposed to punish Cain.

Yami: Oh. I’ll do that too, since I don’t like Kaiba. MIND CRUSH!!!

Kaiba: @_@

Narrator: -_- So anyway, the moral of this story was not to kill people.

-----------*curtain falls*------------------

Toboe LoneWolf: *sighs* Done. A little long, but whatever… review!