Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Bloopers ❯ Bloopers for Ch 2 ( Chapter 2 )

** Inside Yami's Dream **

Yami: *thinking* \\ Ugh… where am I…? It is so dark in here… Where the hell is the damn light switch? Wait a minute, there IS no damn light switch! Alright, just calm down. Oh wait, there is a window. Thank Ra for that window. The moon shining through gives me just enough light to look where I am going… Hey, I think I see something. I wonder what it is. I should walk over to it. \\

Yami: Oh… I see now… It looks like a-

Seto: *pounces on Yami* RAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yami: *screams like a little girl* AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *falls to the floor and faints* …

Seto: *poke poke* … Um… Yami?

Yami: … X_X

Seto: ...AH! Crap! Yami, I was just joking!! WAKE UUUUUUP!!!!!!!! *gabs him by his shoulders and shakes him forcefully* Oh shit! I gave him a heart attack!! *proceeds to do CPR as fast as he can*

Joey: Hey! Stop skipping scenes!! We're not yet at the part where you're supposed to give Yami CPR!!

Tristain: What he said!

Joey: …Steal my lines again and I'll make your head a trophy!!

Tristain: Do I want my head to be a trophy… Do I want my head to be a trophy…? Eh, I'll skip it this time, dude.

Joey: Sweet.

Everyone Else: O.o;

Seto: Oh Yami, my life, my love… Come BACK TO MEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! *sobs uncontrollably*

Frazzle: -_- Oh brother… CUT!!

** Inside Yami's Dream **

Yami: *thinking* \\ Ugh… where am I…? It is so dark in here… Where the hell is the damn light switch? Wait a minute, there IS no damn light switch! \\

Bakura: Actually… yes, there is. *flips it on*

Everyone Else: *falls anime style* …BAKURA!!!

Bakura: …What! The guy wanted to see, alright?! So shoot me!

Yami Malik: *pulls out a gun and points it straight at Bakura* Mwahaha.

Bakura: … !!!

Yami Malik: *shoots a little fluffy squirrel right next to Bakura's feet* Aah, there's nothing like a good ol' round of target practice…

Bakura: O_O *promptly faints*

Yami Malik: ^_^

Seto: *is lying on the bed* Hey… Is it my line yet? I'm getting cramped over here!

Bakura: *is quietly carrying a bunch of papers onto the set as he is walking by, but accidentally drops a few* Ah, crap sticks… *bends down to pick them up as his butt is sticking up in the air*

Yami: *is continuing his lines and bends down, awaiting Seto Kaiba's kiss*

Narrator: All of a sudden, something warm and soft was pressed against the mouth of the Pharaoh. Yami let out a startled gasp, until responding to the kiss a few seconds later.

Yami: …What the hell? *pulls away and looks at what he is kissing oh-so-passionately* O_O!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Bakura: *looks up* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU WERE KISSING MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yami Malik: *from off-stage* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-Hey wait… You have a nice ass!

Bakura: *grins evilly* Why thank you.

Yami: *dashes into the bathroom using over 10 bottles of mouth wash* @_@