Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ CampJoyful ❯ The first sight of the cabins, and the cult.... ( Chapter 3 )

A/N: Hey people!! Well here's chapter 3! Oh, and the following kids in the fic belong to the writers on fanfiction.net!

DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN YU-GI-OH, there happy now?! I said it damnit! Oh yeah. I also don't own the following people:

Natalie: Blackrave. (Friend of mine, oh yes, and sorry Tai if I over did your personality.....)

Mariclaire: Dauntless. (Another friend of mine, hehe, you elf freak....)

Jessica: Prep_empress. ( *Shudder* My sister when she was 10....every word I written about her is how she truly used to act......)

Jenny: I OWN HER I OWN HER!! HAHA! (Yes, me when I was 7...man was I a dork..still am...oh well....)

I also don't own Abba.......nor the Millennium Items.....nor that fanny pack that Pegasus has.....well, I'll shut my trap now, read on!! And remember to REVIEWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CampJoyful

Ch 3

The first sight of the cabins, and the cult....

Yami: (O_O) Pe..peg..peg....peg-

Joey: Pega...Pega..Pega..Pegasu...

Malik: (--_--) I'll finish the sentence for them: Flaming homo.

Pegasus: (^_^) Hello friends of Yugiboy!

Bakura: (Looks at the others to find them staring with their jaws dropped) Well hell, if no one else is going to ask it, I will.....Why are you still breathing and not dead on the floor where I left you?

Yugi: (O_O) What????

Pegasus: (Starts to giggle) Hehe, well Bakuraboy, you should know by now that it'll take more then ripping my eye out to stop me from lov-I mean, living...

Malik: (whispering to Joey) Have you met this fag before?

Joey: (-_-,) Briefly..

While the others either stood with their jaw's dropped, trying to sound out his name, or just shuddering at the sight of Pegasus in short shorts, no one paid attention to the now exceedingly violent Kaiba.

Kaiba: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?!?!?! YOUR PLANING TO DO SICK AND TWISTED THINGS TO THE CHILDREN OF THIS CAMP, ARN"T YOU?!?!?! (Tries to throttle him, but is restrained by Duke)

Pegasus: (O_O) My dear boy, what would make you say such an improper thing?..These children are much too young for that!

Tristen: (--_--) That's just not right...

Serenity: Scary too.....

Pegasus: Don't worry Kaibaboy, I am fully legal to spend time around little children, er, that is, starting today!

Yugi: (Speaking to Yami) If you leave me alone for one second with him, you'll be begging you were home with Grandpa dressed up like Posh...

Yami: (O_O) O.Okay.(Stands in front of him, slightly quivering)

Y-Malik who has been silent hiding behind the furious Kaiba, finally spoke.

Y-Malik: If you don't do anything disturbing to me by asking, but, why the hell are you head-supervisor?

Pegasus: (^_^) Well, my therapist said it would work on my anger management! But enough about me! Tell me about yourself! (Starts growling like a cat)

Y-Malik: (O_O) Malik, I'll let the whole you getting me camel meat slide as long as you keep him away from me.

Pegasus: So are you ready to deal with the angels?

Duke: The what now?

Mai: (Shuddering) Er, first, here's a question, why do you trust Tristen and the rest of us to help you?

Pegasus: Oh don't worry, Maigirl, haha, I already had a long chitchat with a young lady and some turban man about you! They also explained about the whole spirit thing. I also think she mentioned that she knew you quite well.(looks towards Malik)

Malik: (----_----) Stupid, "Wrong Actions"....

Y-Malik: Why do you let your sister live?

Malik: It's not like I haven't tired to kill her before!

Y-Malik: (--__--) Er, I think that was maybe me taking over your body....

Malik: Oh....

Pegasus: Anywho, we better get moving on now, as the children should be here in about 1

hour!

Tea: (Picks up her suitcase and backpack) Sure, where are the cabins?

Pegasus: Umm...the lady's bungalow is to the left after this lunch hall, and the boy's to the

right, they'll be staying with yours truly!

Yugi: (Looking insane) Remember what I said you bastered..

Yami: (Gulp) Ye, yes smaller me..

Mai: (Starts walking towards the cabin) Well, you coming? I would like to get some rest..

Serenity and Tea: Yep!

Pegasus: Once you finished unpacking your unmentionables come to the lunch hall!

Serenity: (O_O) Er..okay then...

Pegasus: (Turns to the guy's who look like their about to piss themselves) Well, should I assist

you to get "acquainted" with the shed? (Starts to smile in a way, which they never wanted to see him smile again)

Duke: (Sweatdrop) I'm sure were we'll be just fine! (Drags Kaiba and their backpacks to the other side of the lunch hall)

The others run after Duke and Kaiba, not wanting to be with Pegasus alone.

Meanwhile, with the girls......

Mai: THERES NO WAY IN HELL I'M GOING TO STAY HERE!! (Looking at the cabin in awe)

Tea: (O_O) Oh come on, it could be w-

Mai: (Stares at her sadistically)

Tea: (O_O) Okay, it's the biggest piece of shit I've ever seen and even I couldn't make this situation any better, happy?

Mai: (^_^) Vary.

Tea: (-_-,)

Tea, Mai and Serenity stared at the outside of the cabin, or shed. It looked more like an outhouse with the roof starting to cave in, most of the windows were broken and there was a curtain where the door should be.

Serenity: Er, should we go in?

Mai: What's the point? Outside would offer more of a roof.

Tea: Come on! (Drags Mai towards the curtain)

Serenity: (Walks in first) See it isn't that bad, maybe a little- AAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!

Mai: What?!?! (Looks at what Serenity was pointing at) Holy crap!! It's a, it's a..

Tea: BEAR!

Bear: (Looks at them from where he sat on the broken bed, then jumps out the open window)

Mai: What the hell kinda camp is this?!?!

Tea: That's, oh hell, that's just BAD!!

Mai and Serenity look around the inside the cabin, there was actually quite a few beds, all squished together around the whole room, only one window wasn't smashed, and moldy cottons were piled up on the corner of a bed at the end of the room.

Mai: Where does that lead? (Points to a door on the other side of the room)

Tea: I'm guessing the bathroom, or in their cheap case, a bucket and a hose.

Serenity: You are joking, right?

Tea: (Sigh) I hope I am....

Mai: Well, there's no point in standing here, grab a moldy foamy and clam a top bunk!

Serenity: Why the top? I'm sorta scared of heights...

Mai: Either that, or your at risk of getting eaten by that bear.

Serenity: Point taken, wildlife scares me more..

And at the guy's shack.........

Joey: (O_O) Er...

Y-Malik: (O_O) Please, do me a favor and send me back to hell, it's cleaner there.

Bakura: (-_-;) Agreed.

Yugi: Well, the girls cabin must be this bad too...

Malik: Well, I had a glance at it, and they at least they have a curtain for a door, all we have is, is, THAT! (Points to what looks like a small piece of saran rap that covered about a third of the door)

Ryou: Well, with a little cleaning, it could be all right!

Tristen: (Attempting to lighting up on the mood) Plus, at least the beds look stable! (^_^)

Joey: (--__--) That's because the mat's are on the floor, there's no bunk beds..

Tristen: Oh yeah..

Duke: (Runs to the bed that is least covered with mud, mold, and some red stains that they hoped was ketchup) Mine! Claimed! Shotgun!

Bakura: Please don't tempt me...

Yugi: (Sits on a bed next that's right next to Yami and takes out a sleeping beg out of a green garbage bag he brought)

Yami: (O_O) You said that I didn't need one of those things!

Yugi: (^_^) I know I did, but don't worry, I think the leather will keep you warm!

Yami: (-_-) You dick...

Y-Malik: (Start's to laugh) Ha, an X-small one at th-

Yugi: (Really pissed off) If you say one more rude remark to me I'll shove that Rod so far up your ass that you won't be able to sit on a damn camel for weeks!!!!!!! GOT IT?!?!

Y-Malik: (O_O) Er, yes Yugi.

Yugi: GOOD!

Ryou: (Whispering to Yami) Do you think it might do him some good to attend Finishing School?

Yami: (-_-) He acted the same way when I took away his security blanket.

Yugi: Don't bring Blankie Blankie into this!

Joey: Er, maybe you should take a nap?

Yugi: (-__-) I would normally be pissed at that comment, but your right.(Lay's on his sleeping beg and closes his eyes)

Tristen: (Making the "coo coo" sign)

Ryou: Er...guy's, have you noticed that there's no sign of Kaiba?

Yami: (Looks around) Hey your right....

Malik: (Walks out the door) Er, I found him.(Points to the pale figure standing outside the door)

Kaiba: (Talking in a hopeful way) Death is coming, death is coming, DEATH IS COMING! Oh PLEASE LET DEATH BE COMING!!

Bakura: (^_^) (Walks towards him with his Millennium Ring held high) Just call me Genie!

Tristen: So you were stuck in a lamp thingy for thousands of years?

Bakura: No dumbass, it was a Ring. Now where were we? (Starts advancing unto Kaiba again)

Kaiba: (O_O) Er.. never mind what I said.(Walks into the shit-hole and picks the bed furthest away)

Bakura: Crap.

Duke: What's with you?

Kaiba: I don't want to be close to any of you.....

Bakura: (Sits on a bed closest to the door) And I thought I was anti- social, and I was trapped for 3000 years in a damn ring....

Duke: Well, looks like someone hasn't got any action for a while!

Bakura: (--_--) And according to what you said when we almost died, nether have you, Innocent Mortal.

Yugi: (Starts to giggle like a little girl)

Duke: (Blushing) Go back to sleep!

Yugi: No! You're not my mother!

Yami: (-_-) No one else seems to know who the hell she is though.

Ryou: (Starts heading out the door) I'm going to check on the girls.

Yami: (-_-) Good idea, by the looks of that roof, it's probably caved in by now..

Ryou: Anyone else coming?

Everyone else followed, except for Yugi, who was now taking his nap, and Kaiba, who was still to busy staring helplessly at his dead cell phone.

Y-Malik: Lucky bitches, they do have a curtain.

Yami: Why is it we always get the worse of-

Yami was suddenly cut off by Mai running out of the shed, screaming words that were not appropriate for the camp.

Mai: RACCOON!!! There a f***ing RACCOON in my bed!!!!!!!!!!

Yami: (O_O) Okay then, so maybe we don't get the worse of everything.

Tea: (Comes running out of the building) PACK RAT!!!! PACK RAT!!

Duke: (O_O) Damn....

And last but not least, Serenity follows.

Serenity: (O___o) KILLER LEPRECHAUN!!

Bakura: (0_0) There's a what now?

Y-Malik: I really don't want to know....

Yami: (Trying to calm down the screaming girls) Err, I take it you have wildlife problems?

Mai: (Pulling out dead moths out of her hair) No, what was your first clue?! It's gone freaking

Doctor Dolittle in there!

Malik: (-_-) At least you don't have to sleep with Pegasus...

Serenity: (^_^) Good point!

Duke: Er...speaking of Pegasus....

Yami: Please, let's not speak of the Abba fan...

Pegasus: (Running from the lunch hall) Did someone mention Abba? Don't you just adore their "Dancing Queen" song? It makes me feel all tingly inside! (^_^)

Y-Malik: I hate this life....

Pegasus: Oh don't say that Y-Malikboy! You won't be saying that when you find that "Special Someone."

Bakura: (Whispering to Malik) I think he has the hot's for your master.

Pegasus: Anywho, I just come to tell you that were starting the meeting now! I already had the pleasure of getting the sleeping beauty, Yugiboy, and the er, barmy Kaibaboy!

Yami: (O_O) He's gonna kill me...

Pegasus: Come along now, chop chop!

Ryou: (-__-) I resent that..

The eleven frightened teens followed Pegasus to the lunch hall, once there they found Kaiba and Yugi sitting on one of the eight lunch tables, looking quite pissed.

Yugi: Bastard.

Yami: (O_O)

They sat themselves down on a table in front of Yugi and Kaiba, afraid that it might be too risky to sit down by them, while Pegasus stood at the front of the small shack.

Pegasus: Well, first I would like to welcome all of you! And I'm sure you all will enjoy the week spending time with small children and me!

Bakura: Maybe if your dead, wait, I'm still scared shitless.

Pegasus: Well, first I will tell you what your schedule will be! We will spend the first three days

here busy with the activities, the next two-

Tea: Um, what kind of activities are you planning?

Joey: Ya, uh we don't need to help do we?

Pegasus: What do you mean dear boy? Of course you have to help! You each will be assigned one to two actives to do!

Yami: What?!?! What kind of activities do you mean?!

Pegasus: Well now, if I tell you now, it'll ruin the surprise! Tonight, after the darlings arrive, I will put pieces of paper out that has the activities and the supervisor/'s names written on it, there the dears will sign there name in which activity they wish to enter!

Serenity: What if we can't do the activity that was assigned for us?

Pegasus: Er well, hmmmmmm..too bad! Now, moving on....

Everyone: (--__--;)

Pegasus: ...then for the next two days, each counselor will head out on a hiking trail with

three kids for two days! And the first one back gets a special surprise.....

Ryou: Please let me come last place, please!

Pegasus: The next two day's will be a talent night, therapy classes-

Malik: A what now?

Pegasus: ..a dance-

Guy's present in the room: (O_O)

Joey: Please tell me you won't be there.

Pegasus: (Ignoring his question) and then it comes to the sad ending!

Y-Malik: If I make it that far...

Pegasus: Oh yes, (Grabs some pieces of paper and handed one each to everyone) you must learn this before tonight, where you will all perform it! Only the sections where your name is situated though.

The group looked down the paper with the smiley-faces on it, and nearly died when they saw what it was.......

Kaiba: (0_0) Your joking right?

Pegasus: (^_^) Nope.

Kaiba: This is my bothers kind of crap! Not mine!!

Pegasus: Well, the good news is, is that you will provide amusement for the dears!

Yami: (Putting on a sarcastic voice) Well, doesn't that make it all better!

Malik: (Staring at the paper with his mouth open) No.

Y-Malik: (Staring helplessly at the paper) What? What does it say? I can't read English!

Ryou: I'll help you!...as long you promise not to kill me..

Bakura: I should've stayed in that cursed ring for longer!!!!!!!!

Pegasus: Well, that's all for now, come back here when the bell rings!

Mai: Er...Pegasus...

Pegasus: Yes, Maigirl? (^_^)

Mai: What do we do about the wildlife in our cabin?

Pegasus: Well, I say you make like Tarzan and deal with it! Ummmmmmm...don't you love the butt flap he wa-

Kaiba: (O_O) I think I'll go now and get some shuteye before the little hellions arrive! Plus I have to memorize that crap....

Pegasus: Do you need any company, Kaibaboy? I can give you some tips!

Kaiba: No. (Walks out the door)

Pegasus: Well, I was just asking! Maybe I was lonely and needed a shoulder to cry on! (Sigh) Oh well, there's always other shoulders to shed tears on, now wh- (Looks to find the others

gone)

Pegasus: Shit! Why does everyone run away from me?! (Walks into the kitchen to start cooking, playing Abba in the background)

Pegasus: (^_^) (starts singing bloody murder) "Dancing Queen! Young and free, only seventeen!"

Yami: (Running behind the rest of the guy's, dragging Yugi behind him) Faster Yugi! I hear his singing!!

Yugi: (Struggling to keep up) I can't run any faster!!

Yami: Damn! (Picks Yugi up by the collar of his coat)

Yugi: (O_O) Let me down damnit!

Yami: No way in hell, your legs are to short! And I don't wanna hear the retched singing

anymore!!

Pegasus: "....watch that scene, dig in the Dancing Queen!"

Yugi: (O_O) Faster! FASTER!

Mai: (O_O) And I thought that Joey was a bad singer in the shower!

Serenity: I think they rank the same...(--__--)

Tea: And you would know that how Mai? (Walking into the shack)

Mai: (O_O) Er, um, hehe, oh look! A deer! (^_^;) (Points to a deer nibbling on some foamies)

Tea: (-_-) I guess there's enough plant life living in those things....

Serenity: (Chasing the deer out the large open window)

Mai: (Laying on the bed) So when are the brats supposed to get here?

Voice: Humph, right about now, Boobian Bitch!

Mai, Tea, and Serenity all look to find a young girl at the curtain carrying a large backpack.

She looked around 11 and was extremely tall; she had short spiky brown hair with orange highlights in it and wore loose black pants and a black hoody with the words "Ask if I give a Sh!*?" printed in the middle, she also had about two black spiky belts, a dog collar, and many other accessories like that...

Serenity: (O_O) Er.. don't hurt me.

Girl: But I love to hurt people.

Tea: (^_^;) Er, maybe we got off at the wrong foot; I'm Tea, that's Mai, (Points to Mai who was silently fuming) and that Serenity, (Nods to Serenity who was hiding behind her)

Mai: (Trying to sound polite, but not having much luck) So you must be one of the campers, what's your name?

Girl: I like to call myself a lot of things, but the parents "Insist" that I say, Natalie.

Serenity: (^_^) Well, it's nice to meet you Natalie!

Tea: Yeah, I'm sure we'll all be good friends!

Natalie: (Walk to the furthest bed and lay's down) Don't talk to me unless you want to be melted to death by my lighter, I'm a Pyromaniac, and a Kleptomaniac, along with many

others.

Mai, Tea and Serenity: (O_O)

Serenity: (Whispering to Tea) You think Y-Malik has relatives?

Natalie: (Closes her eyes) The others should be here soon..

Mai: Who?

Natalie: The rest of the cult.

Serenity: Should I be scared?

Mai: (O_O) Most definitely.

Just then, they heard the swoosh of the curtain, and what was probably the rest of the cult

came in.

They were relieved to see that the first girl looked normal, she had medium length brown/red hair, and simply wore a pair of jeans and a t-shirt with the words "Poe" written on it, the only thing odd about her was that her ears had bandages on them.

First girl: Hello, everyone. I shall now introduce myself: I am called Mariclaire, the younger sister of Natalie. Do you take pleasure in the company of Elf's?

Mai: Er, what?

Before the girl could say anything else, the girl with blonde streaked hair that was chewing on some bubblegum interrupted.

Second girl: I'm Jessica...and I'm 10! So don't go bitching me around! You might end up like her, the brat of a sister I have! Bitch...

The third girl was the shortest of them, and had medium length brown hair, she waved cheerily and smiled, only to show that two of her teeth were missing.

Jessica: (^_^) She spoke without being spoken too.

Tea: (O_O) Er, and what's your name? (Speaking to the short one)

Girl: I'm Jenny! But soon I'll go to another world! There I won't be known as Jenny! And she won't be there either! (Points to Jessica)

Jessica: (Looking quite insane) DO YOU WAN'T ME TO BRING OUT THE HOT POKER???!!!!

Mariclaire: (Grabbing her bandaged ears and started to pull upwards on them) There is no need to be upset, friend named Jessica, she is just perplexed, act like an elf and calm yourself…..feel the elfish chi arose you into your body.

Serenity: We're all gonna die...

Natalie: (Looking up from decapitated doll which she held) You're quite right.

Mai: (O_O) I wonder what kind of freaks the guy's have......

Tea: I don't think they would have it any worse then us.

Meanwhile.....

Y-Malik: WHERE'S MY MEAT?!?!!

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A/N: There you go, another Ch done! So what will the boy campers be like? What does everyone have to perform? Is the cult really that messed up?

Natalie: I will burn the flesh off your arms......

Mariclaire: I too shall collect your ears.......

Jessica: .......DDDDDDDIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: Great, now I have the face the angry mob.....please don't knock me teeth out again Jess......(She really did do that when I was 7..)

Oh yes one more thing before I leave: RRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW W WWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ! !!!!!!!!!!

(Translation: Review)

Ja Ne!

~Digitalgirl~