Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Chibi Time ❯ Chapter 2: Friendship war and alot of tears ( Chapter 2 )

TIKA: Hi. I changed my penname! Today's chapter is special because we have a reviewer's character here. And I had tons of sugar! Everyone please say hello to Aname. Ryou's Kitty owns her! Okay. Now to Chibi Yami with the disclaimer.

CHIBI YAMI: HDG does not owns us! Hew fwiend Mewanie, owns Tiesha and Tiffany. I IS SMART!

TIKA: Okay. I know that Yami.

CHIBI TEA: FRIENDSHIP! Maywik sing along with me! F stands for fun! R stands for…

CHIBI MARIK: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!

CHIBI TEA: No it means to read together.

CHIBI YAMI: Maywik watch out fow youw hikawi! I is smart! ^___^

CHIBI MARIK: Huh? Mawik you baka. Why is you standing in my way?! *punch*

CHIBI MALIK: WAHHHH!!!TIKA! He punched me! WAHHHHHHH!!

CHIBI MARIK: Crybaby.

CHIBI YAMI: I is smart! ^__________^

TIKA: Now Marik, TIME OUT! Malik, come here. Yami, I know you're smart. Now…

CHIBI TEA: Let's all be friends and sing the Friendship song together!

EVERYONE: NOOOOOOO!!!

CHIBI ANAME, MEW: Pwease, wead and weview!

*Chapter 2: Friendship wars and a lot of Tears*

"Tika? Tika?" said a little Malik.

"Yes, Malik?" said Tika.

"I is hungwy," he said.

"Okay. Is anyone else hungry?" asked Tika.

"Yes. All of us," Chibi Malik replied.

"HEWP! SOMEONE HEWP MES!" screamed Delancey and Yami as they ran into the room .

"What's wrong?? Del? What's wrong?" asked Tika to Chibi Delancey.

"Someone is in ouw woom! She had puwple haiw! Thewe were two of them!" she stated a little out of breath.

"Shall we see what is going on in that room of yours?" asked Tika.

They headed down the hallway when Seto and Joey started calling each other names. Stacie saw that and quickly grabbed a plastic wiffle ball bat and hit them both over the head with it. She may have hit them a little too hard because they were knocked out and the bat broke. Still they made their way down the hallway with everyone except Seto, Joey and Stacie. They finally reach the room.

"I IS SMART…… AND SCARED!" screamed Chibi Yami as they opened the door.

"Okay. I see nothing," said Alana.

"Uhhh. Look harder, Lan. I see 2 pairs of brown eyes that are not Ryou's or Bakura's," said Tika.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed Alana for some odd reason.

"You two can come on out. We won't hurt you," said Lena gently and kindly.

The two shuffled a bit farther into the light. Then one of them spoke.

"My name is Aname," she said very softly.

"Name's Mew," said the other one.

"Hey. Yous has a miwwenuim item!" said Chibi Malik pointing to the cat collar around Aname's neck and around Mew's neck.

"It's nice to meet you Aname and you too Mew. I am…"started Tika until she was interrupted.

"I IS YAMI. AND I IS SMART!" he sort of screamed.

"No you awen't. Yous is a idiot," said Chibi Marik and Bakura.

"Baka Tomb Wobber," said Chibi Yami as him and Chibi Marik and Bakura started to fight.

"Tika, who says better friendship speeches? Me or Tea?" asked Tiesha.

"Let's say a friendship speech war!" screamed Tea.

"NOOOOO!" everyone said as they stopped what they were doing.

"Just continue what you are doing," said Isis.

"When and how did you get here?" asked Tika.

"Dunno. I just appeared," she stated.

Suddenly Chibi Marik punched Ryou as Chibi Yami punched Malik, as Chibi Bakura punched Yugi. Ryou, Malik, and Yugi started to cry. They were calmed down shortly after being comforted.

"Let the speech war begin!" yelled Stacie.

"I'll go first," said Tiesha. "Friends need friends. Friends, blah, blah, blah, blah. Friends, ba-ba blah, blah, friendship. Ba-blah, ba-ba blah, friends, blah, ba-ba blah. So now you know why we need friendship."

EVERYONE: O.O

"Tat was fast," said Chibi Tristan. " I wike yous."

"I did nots gos tos sleeps," said Chibi Ryou for the first time.

"Thank- you. Thank-you," said Tiesha. "Judges what do you think?"

"I give you a 9.5 because I missed a part," said Stacie.

"I give you a 10 because it was short, simple and to the point," said Tika.

"I agree with Tika," said Dave.

"Me, too," said Alana.

"Okay you get a 39.5. Tea you're up," said Tika.

"Otay," said Tea. "Fwiends, blah, blah, blah, blah. Fwiendship, blah, ba-blah, ba-ba blah…"

AFTER 16 HOURS, SHE FINALLY FINISHS…OR DOES SHE.

"And that blah, blah is why we needs fwiends," said Chibi Tea in her little annoying chibi voice.

"Okay Tea. I give you a…" started Stacie.

"Fwiendship is the best thing in the world. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah…"said Tea.

AFTER 16 MORE HOURS. SHE FINALLY STOPS OR DOES SHE.

"Okay Tea. Now that you have stopped. I give you…" started Stacie again.

*drink* "I is not done," said Tea, "I is just getting started."

"NOOOOOOOOO!" said everyone.

"Blah, blah…" said Tea.

AFTER 16 MORE HOURS Marik, Bakura, Mew, Yami, Delancey, Sterling, Rinta, Alina, and Alura are in a fetal position in a corner. Ryou, Aname, Yugi, Malik, Tristan, Joey, Serenity, Duke, Seto, and Mokuba are sleeping. Tika, Alana, Stacie, Dave, and Lena are trying not to kill her. Tiffany is chasing Tea around with a huge butcher knife. Tiesha and the others are watching the "Core". Tea is still saying her friendship speeches. She has a full closet of speeches, too.

"Blah, Blah, blah. I'm thirsty," said Tea.

Everyone who was able to, "Phew."

*drink* "All better. Blah, Blah…" said Tea.

"Ugh. No more," said Tristan.

AFTER 16 MORE HOURS SHE FINALLY STOPS FOR GOOD. Only because Ryou, Yugi, Malik, Mokuba, and the Yamis started to cry.

"Blah. And that is why friends need friends," said Tea.

"Finally. You get a negative infinity form all of us," said Stacie.

"Why?!?" said Tea a little surprised.

"TOO LONG!" everyone screamed.

"No it wasn't," defended Tea.

"It was 64 hours long baka," said Tiffany, ready to kill.

"Tiesha wins. I IS SMART! ^_________^" said Yami.

"YAY!" said everyone.

"Tika! Marik punched me!" said Malik, tearing up.

"Well, Rinta punched me!" said Marik.

"Marik, that corner. Rinta that one. Malik come here," said Tika.

"Uh. Guys?" said Devanny with worry in her voice.

"What?" they replied.

"Tea's going to start singing," said Devanny.

"AHHHHH!!!!" everyone screamed.

*deep breath* "F is for friends who do stuff together. R is reading together. I is for blah blah. E is for blah. N is for blah, ba, blah," sang Tea.

After 366 hours (1) of different verses off pitch of the friendship song, everyone has either jumped off a cliff, fainted, or knocked themselves out.

"And Thaaaaaaaaattttt isssssssssssss theeeeee FFFFRRRRRIIIIIEEEENNNDDDDSSSHHIIIPPPPP SONG!!!!!!!!!!" sang/ screamed Tea.

"My poow eaws!" screamed the chibis.

"It's the jingle for goldfish. The snack that smiles back goldfish. The wholesome snack that smiles back until you bite their heads off. You know they're made from real cheese, these baked and not fried fishies. The snack that smiles back goldfish!" sang Alina, Yami, Delancey, and Tea.

Everyone else: O.O AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

"I love you! You love me! We're a happy family! With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you! Won't you day you love me too!" sang Alina, Yami, Delancey, Tea, and Barney.

Everyone else: O.O AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! DIE! (They killed Barney! YAY!)

"I just sang that didn't we?" asked Yami and Delancey.

"Yes. You did," said Tika.

Alina and Tea sing the Goldfish song; the I Love You song, and the 6,433,6433,555,120 verses of the friendship song for a total of 399 hours (2). No one can leave because they are all taped to chairs. The chibis have big huge puddles underneath them made from tears. They cry even more when the sing off key.

//Tika? When are we going to get out of here? My ears hurt. // Rinta said to Tika through their mind link.

/I don't know, Rinta. I don't know. /replied Tika.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~1= 16 days straight

2= 42 days straight

TIKA: Man. 42 days straight singing. I'd die.

MEL: I'd go insane.

SARAH: I'd probably sing with them.

TIKA & MEL: *Evil Eye*

SARAH: Now let's not get too hasty.

TIKA: Can I hurt you?

SARAH: You can hurt me, but you're not allowed.

MEL: May I hurt you? And Tika?

SARAH: Yes. You both may.

TIKA: Let's get her!

MEL: Here Sarah, Sarah, Sarah. Here Sarah, Sarah, Sarah.

SARAH: R&R people before they… Oh poopie…they found me. AHHHH!!!

TIKA: Flames will be used to burn Sarah alive.