Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Childhood Comedy ❯ Chappy 2 ( Chapter 2 )

Childhood Comedy

Klonoa: Look at all the wonderful reviews and I got presents. * sniff *

Everyone: Did we get anything?

Klonoa: Well…. NO!

Everyone: -____-

Klonoa: Except Yugi and Yami.

Yugi and Yami: ^____^

Klonoa: Let's see from the great Mystery she gave a chibifying spray! Sugoi!

Everyone: -___-

Klonoa: And a Anzu-be-tortured spray! I do have Yugi and Yami to do that but I'll use just in case thanks! Mwhahahahahaha you and your yami are evil!!

Everyone except Klonoa, Yugi and Yami: O___o;

Yugi and Yami: We're used to it.

Klonoa: Let's see Yugi gets anohter shotgun to use on Anzu!

Yugi and Yami: ^____^

Klonoa: And a card that whenever you show it, Yami has to give you a hug or a kiss which ever you want!

Yugi and Yami: *blushes *

Klonoa: Kawaii!

Yugi: *he shows the card * I want a kiss.

Yami: * blushes * My pleasure * grabs Yugi and gives him a passionate kiss *

Klonoa: KAWAII!! Okay Yami gets authoress torture-be-gone?

Yami: ^___^

Klonoa: It'll only work for a whole chapter and you can only use it once.

Yami: Oh…

Klonoa: Hey! I'd never torture you intentionally I love you and Yugi because you're so KAWAII!

Everyone: O__o;;

Klonoa: Yugi come over here.

Yugi: Yes?

Klonoa: * whispers something to Yugi *

Yugi: * blushes * Now and like that?

Klonoa: Yep! * uses chibifying spray *

Yugi: * turns into a chibi *

Everyone: O____O

Yami: ^____^

C. Yugi: * blinks * Hmm…?

Klonoa: Hehehe… * sends him to Mystery and to give her a hug and an extra kiss on the cheek *

Yami: Where'd he go?

Klonoa: It's okay he went to Mystery's for a while.

Yami: Oh. Okay.

* Can hear Mystery screaming CHIBI YUGI! CUTE!! *

Anzu: * somehow wakes up * Mystery?! She made my precious Yami send me to the Shadow Realm!

Klonoa: Yeah, I loved it! Mwhahahahahahahaha!

Everyone: O__o

Anzu: Don't you love me Yami.

Yami: * He looks at her like she's crazy * (which is true) Ummm…. * grabs a stake and drives it through her heart * …NO!!

Anzu: X_X

Yami and Klonoa: Mwhahahahahahaha!

Everyone else: O__o;;

Klonoa: Time for videos!

Everyone: * groans *

Yamis: ^__^

Klonoa: And we'll start with… Yami!

Yami: What?!

Klonoa: ^__^ Hot Ice, her yami and ADCat gave me a time portal thingie.

Yamis: Damn!

Klonoa: I used it to go to the time that DorfsandNab4eva suggested.

Yami: Damn fish and nanny couldn't take care of me.

Everyone: O___o;

Anzu: X_X

Seto: Hahahahahaha you had a nanny!

Klonoa: I'm showing you next Kaiba!

Seto: -___-

*Video Yami *

A six year old Yami runs around the palace gardens yelling `Yam! Yam!' a lot. Then he spotted a cricket and began chasing.

C. Yami: Come bat widdle cwicket me won to call you Yam!

Yami's nanny: * sitting near by watching him * Prince Yami please be careful you might hurt yourself.

C. Yami: * looks at her while still running * Yes Nan-nan!

Right at that moment he tripped over a rock and he lands in the garden's pond.

C. Yami: Ahhhh! Fishys are biting me!

Then Great White (duel monster) comes and eats the fishes. (It's a really big pond)

Yami's Nanny: O__o

C. Yami: ^___^ * riding the shark *

** End **

Yami: I love that shark.

Everyone: O__o;;

Klonoa: O…kay as I said before Kaiba's next.

Seto: Damn.

Klonoa: Kaiba remember Barbie.

Seto: O__O you wouldn't.

Klonoa: Try me. Mwhahahahahahaha!!

Seto: >_<

Everyone else: Barbie! Hahahahahahaha!

* Video Seto *

Little Seto was in his room and he still had green hair and orange eyes. But what was frightening was what was in the room.

BARBIES!! * dun dun Dunnnn *

Everything had Barbies! The walls, bad, sheets, clothes, toys, everything!

Right at that moment he was playing with the dolls in his bed.

C. Seto: Oh Ken will you go out with me? --- I'm sorry Barbie but I have a date with this guy. --- A Guy! No!

He played in his bed all day.

Women of the orphanage: Seto time for bed.

C. Seto: Otay.

He got out of bed to put his toys away and he was wearing a Barbie nightshirt with pink bunny slippers.

* End*

Everyone: Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!

Seto: -__- Why me?

Yami: * imitates Seto* Oh Ken will you go out with me? Hahahahahahahahahaha!!

Seto: >__<

Klonoa: Oh the pain the pain of laughter. Oh here's another really short one of Seto singing the day after.

Seto: >____<

* Short Vid *

Seto: * uses a Barbie doll as a microphone * I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world Life in plastic, its fantastic. You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere. Imagination, that is your creation. Come on Barbie, let's go party! (If you're wondering I don't know this song I only searched for the lyrics.)

**End **

Everyone: O___O

Klonoa and Yami: Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!

Seto: Aghhh! * rips hair out *

Klonoa: Next is an embarrassing moment for Anzu by Yugi.

Everyone: Yah!

Anzu: X_X

* Video Yugi and Anzu suggested by KaTyA*

C. Yugi (Kawaii) and C. Anzu (Eww) were swinging on the swings trying to see who goes higher. Then C. Yugi jumps backwards off the swing landing perfectly and watches Anzu for a while.

He grabs a small metal post only slightly bigger than him(he's a strong little guy) and he grins evilly and wacks Anzu in the back with it, and she goes flying into the merry go round thing and starts spinning and spinning.

Anzu: @_@

Yugi: ^__^

People there: O__o

Then she gets thrown off and hits a tall metal pole and slides down it.

Then Yugi tied her to the pole, which was a flagpole and he pulls on the rope which tugged her painfully up.

Anzu: @__X

Yugi: ^______^

* Later at night *

Anzu: HELP!

There were fire trucks ambulance vehicles and police cars there. One of the police officers went to Yugi.

Police: Do you know what happened here?

Yugi looks up at him with a finger in his mouth and with big eyes then he shakes his head.

(Take a while to say aww or whatever.)

(Okay stop)

Police: * smiles * Okay.

Fireman: I can't untie the rope and I can't chop it either!

The police officer goes over to see and Yugi walks away and when he got home he went to his room so no one can hear him give an evil crackle.

** End **

Everyone: O___O

Yami and Klonoa: Hahahahahahahahahaha!!

Anzu: X__X

Yugi: I'm back and I'm back to normal. So what'd I miss.

Yami grins then he sends pictures in his mind to Yugi's. Yugi smiles when he saw Yami then he laughs out loud at Seto then he laughs harder when Seto sings. Then he does the exact evil crackle when he saw Anzu getting tortured by him.

Everyone: O___O

Klonoa: That… was freaky.

Yugi: * blinks* Huh?

Klonoa: -__- Nevermind. In the next chappie I want to show Bakura and Ryou.

Both groan.

Klonoa: Suggestions are always open! * sprays Yugi and Yami with chibifying spray*

C. Yugi and C. Yami: Wead and Weaview!!