Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Childhood Comedy ❯ Chapy Tree ( Chapter 3 )

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Klonoa: Yah! More gifts!

Everyone: -__-

C. Yugi and C. Yami: ^___^ (They're still chibi from last chapter)

Klonoa: Okay okay okay. From Hot Ice I get a Candy Maker! I've always wanted on. * makes candy and give to chibis*

Everyone: O__o

Klonoa: Little Yugi gets candy…

C. Yugi: ^__^

Klonoa: and a wrecking-ball.

C. Yugi: were machine… oh well. * pushes it down the street crushing people *

People: X__X

C. Yugi: ^__^

Klonoa: Kawaii! We'll get the ball later and wow Seto you got a gift too.

Seto: O__O * goes teary eyed *

Klonoa: You get life insurance.

Seto: ?

Klonoa: Remember the car?

Seto: Oh. *grabs gift *

Klonoa: Thanks Hot Ice! * gives C. Yami a huge mallet *

C. Yami: * chases Seto with it *

Seto: Ahhhh!!

Klonoa: Now Seto can use his life insurance. Now from my favorite fan MYSTERY!!

C. Y's: ^___^

Klonoa: Let's see… Sugoi! The Mighty gift bag!

Anzu: * reaches into it when Klonoa isn't looking*

C. Yugi: * somehow got a car and is driving it and runs Anzu over * ^___^

Anzu: X__X

Klonoa: I also got the Authoress Pen of Doom! * Thunder crackles * Okay…. * Begins drawing little Yugi with bunny ears, white boots, shorts and vest.* KAWAII!!

C. Yami: * Stops chasing Seto looks over at Yugi and drools then pounce on Yugi.*

C. Yugi: ^____^

C. Yami: ^_______^

Klonoa: Kawaii!! Yugi and Yami also get a gift bag!

C. Y's: Tank You!! ^_____^

Klonoa: And Yugi gets whatever he wants!

C. Yugi: I save for waiter. * bunny ear flops in face *

Klonoa: He's so darn cute! Okay and from DorfsandNab2eva Yami gets a lifetime supply of Anzu-be-gone spray!

C. Yami: ^___^

Anzu: X__X

Klonoa: Yugi gets a tri colored kitten named Little Yami.

C. Yugi: Yah! *cuddles kitten *

Little Yami: * purrs *

C. Yami: * stares *

Klonoa: So CUTE! I get a pass for anything I want! Thanks! I'll use it later. Okay and from Cutie Cherry, Yugi gets a white shirt that says `I love my yami' in black.

C. Yugi: ^__^ Tank you!

Klonoa: Yami gets a black shirt that says `I love my hikari' in white.

C. Yami: ^___^

Klonoa: Seto gets a new Barbie set.

Everyone: O__o

Seto: *Eyes the Barbies then grabs it and runs off laughing *

Everyone: O__o

Klonoa: Seems he likes the gift. Jou gets dogchow!

Jou: Grr…. *Grabs dogchow turns back to everyone then begins eating it. *

Everyone: O__o;;

Klonoa: Okay…. Honda gets scissors and a comb.

Honda: * looks strangely at it. *

Klonoa: He really needs them. Anzu got something.

Anzu: * wakes up * Huh?

Klonoa: A book of 1001 ways to kill yourself.

Anzu: -__-

Klonoa: And this. * Gives her a bomb *

Everyone: *runs far away from her *

BOOM!

Anzu: X__X

Klonoa and chibis: Mwhahahahahahahahahahaha!!

Everyone else: O__o;;

Anzu: X__X

Klonoa: Bakura gets Malik's millennium road?

Bakura: ?

Klonoa: I think she means rod.

Bakura: Oh. Mwahahahahahahahahaha. *Then sees Chibi Bunny Yugi. * Eh…. eh….

C. Yugi: * Looks up at him. *

Bakura: * Looks like a vampire seeing a cross. *

C. Yugi: * Bunny ear flops in face. *

Bakura: -__- Okay I won't hurt you people but I'll hurt Anzu and other people.

C. Yugi: ^___^

Everyone: ^___^

Anzu: X___X

Klonoa: Ryou gets a digital camera.

Ryou: Great! Thanks! Now I can take pictures of my yami when he's modeling in front of the mirror.

Bakura: * blushes *

Jou: How come we get cheap stuff?

Klonoa: * shrugs *

Everyone who got cheap stuff: -__-;

Klonoa: Now with the videos!

Everyone: -____-

Klonoa: Starting with Ryou in Romeo and Juliet!

Ryou: I'll kill my dad for taping it!

Everybody: O__O

Ryou: Eh….

Bakura: That was actually scary.

Klonoa: O__O O….kay…. run video.

*Ryou Video suggested by Amy Bakura.*

A girl in a blue dress with long white hair was standing on a balcony.

(Bakura: Oh RA! *Yami smacks him. *)

Ryou: Oh Romeo oh Romeo where fore art thou Romeo.

Jon(Romeo): Oh Juliet.

Ryou: * About to say something but the balcony collapses underneath him.* Ahhh!

Jon(Romeo): Ummm….*runs away *

Teacher(Director): CUT!

** End **

Everyone: O__O

Ryou: * slumps *

Bakura: Actually you looked in that dress.

Ryou: * blushes *

Everyone: O__o

C. Yami: *cuddles Bunny Yugi. *

Klonoa: You're all SO CUTE!!

Jou: What about me?

Klonoa: I think Seto and you would be cute together.

Seto (He came back) and Jou: What?! O__O

Klonoa: Well Seto always calls you all those pet names.

Seto & Jou: * blushes *

Anzu: X__X

Honda: Okay….

Klonoa: Next Jou and Shizuka.

Jou: O__o

* Video Jou and Shizuka suggested by Blue Lagoon Loon. *

Shizuka: Jou pway wit me. * holding a dress. *

Jou: -___-; *groans *

Shizuka: * dragging Jou into her room *

Jou: Ahhh!

* Later *

Shizuka was in a blue dress holding a teacup and sitting at a table with dolls and Jou. Jou was in a pink dress with make-up, a weird hat and he could hardly fit in the chair.

Shizuka: More tea…. Jillian?

Jou: * grumbles then give her his cup *

** End **

Seto: Why Jillian, you looked good in that dress. Hahahahahaha!

Jou: -__-

Klonoa: Ha! Seto admitted Jou looked good in that dress!

Seto: O__O

Chibis giggling.

Bakura: Hahahahahahahahaha!

Ryou: *sweatdrops *

Jou: O__o

Klonoa: Mwhahahahahahaha!

Anzu: X__X

Klonoa: Next Bakura!

Bakura: Argghhhh!

Klonoa: * blinks * right….

* Video Bakura *

Bakura was stealing food from one of the stands and now he is running from the guards. He throws the apples at the guards and it stopped some of them in their tracks.

He kept running until he bumped into a boy with tri-colored hair. The guards stopped, recognizing who the boy was.

Yami: Don't hurt him.

Guard: But your highness….

Bakura looked at Yami and didn't like his smile.

Yami: Peasant give me….

Bakura got nervous and the guards waited.

Yami: one hundwed push ups and an apple.

Bakura and the guards sweatdropped.

Yami: NOW!

Bakura dropped and started doing push ups and Yami was munching on an apple.

Yami: And you get to clean my room.

Bakura: -___-;

** End **

Bakura: I can't believe you got my first punishment from Yami on tape. How'd you follow me?

Klonoa: Well…. Yugi did the taping.

C. Yugi: ^___^ *bunny ear flop in face. *

Klonoa: Kawaii!

Bakura: -__- It was so stupid.

C. Yami: * Hits him with mallet. *

C.Y + Y: * return to normal *

Yami: Why do I have a mallet? *Looks at Bakura * Oh.

Yugi: Why do I look like this? * Still a bunny *

Yami: *drools then tackles Yugi. *

Yugi: * yelps *

Klonoa: Kawaii! * Holding Little Yami the kitten *

Yami: * Takes Yugi to my room.*

Klonoa: Not again!

Everyone: O___O

Klonoa: I took some part of this idea from DorfsandNab2eva about Yami and his dad.

Yugi: Ahhhhh!

Everyone: O.O

* Video Yami *

Pharaoh: Let the meeting commence.

Everyone sits down and you can hear the pharaoh's seat make a fart sound.

Pharaoh: YUGIOH!

Yami is outside the palace snickering when hearing his dad.

*Later when the pharaoh is dealing with his subjects. *

The Pharaoh was sitting in his throne talking to a peasant and he didn't notice Yami behind the throne.

Yami has a snake and he slowly lowers it into his father's robes.

Then the pharaoh began dancing trying to get the snake out.

Pharaoh: YUGIOH!

Yami runs off snickering.

Later at night in the Pharaoh's chambers he goes to his bed to sleep thinking something was going to happen.

* The next morning. *

The Pharaoh wakes up and sees water flooded in his room.

Pharaoh: YUGIOH!

Yami: * In his room. * Mwhahahahahahahahahaha!!

** End **

Everyone: O__o

Klonoa: Man Yami was naughty. * Still hear screaming in room. * Now he's just a bad boy.

Everyone: O__o;

Anzu: X__X

Klonoa: Well….

Yugi: YAMI!!!

Klonoa: O__O Next chapter! Next chapter!! R&R!!