Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Childhood Comedy ❯ Chappy Fore ( Chapter 4 )
Mwhahahaha! Malik's and his yami's in the house! Chibis!!
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 10.09.2002 | Pages: 5 | Words: 2.6K | Visits: 516 | Status: Work In Progress
Klonoa: Yeah! More presents!
B. Yugi: Yah! (still a bunny, actually I really did draw a bunny Yugi.)
Yami: ^____^
Everyone: Why?!
Klonoa: Shut up!
Everyone: *cowers *
Klonoa: I'm not in a good mood. * sighs* Okay from SakuraChan a.k.a. Jen. Yugi gets a cute little bird named Omote.
Omote: Tweet!
B. Yugi: Hehehe tweet!
Klonoa: Also when Yugi's chibi he can use this big spiky wrecking ball with a chain.
B. Yugi: Actually I can use it now. * throws it at Anzu *
Anzu: X__X
Klonoa: Mwhahahahahaha!
B. Yugi and Yami: Mwhahahahahahahaha! ^_______^
Everone: O___o
Anzu: X___X (I like seeing her like that.)
Klonoa: For Yami unlimited Tea-be-gone-spray!
Yami: ^____^ Thanks!
Klonoa: And for when Yami's chibi a book of 1001 ways to kill Anzu.
Yami: I'll keep it for a while, thanks.
Klonoa: Honda gets a lifetime supply of hair gel.
Honda: Why do people make fun of my hair.
Klonoa: Cause it's easy to make fun of.
Honda: -__-
Klonoa: Jou gets a life-time supply of dog-food.
Jou: Grr…. * grabs all of it and runs off *
Klonoa: Okay…. Ryou gets a ballerina dress.
Bakura: * drools*
Ryou: *blushes *
Klonoa: Kawaii! Bakura gets all the millennium items?
Bakura: Mwhahahahahahaha!
Klonoa: Shut up! * uses rod and wacks him*
Bakura: Ow!
Klonoa: Yugi gets his puzzle back (He is my favorite character and it'd be weird without him wearing the puzzle.) and you can have a copy of it that's exactly and I mean EXACTLY like it.
Bakura: Oh. Okay.
Klonoa: Good. Seto gets a set of brand-new Barbies.
Seto: * Grabs them* Oh Ken where are you?
Everyone: O___o;
Klonoa: O___o Anzu gets this. * gives it to her then everyone runs away.*
BOOM!
Anzu: X__x
Klonoa: It was an atomic bomb folks.
Everyone: Yah!
Klonoa: I get a Millennium Sword! Cool! Thanks! Now I can kill a guy at school for his stupid remarks. Now from MYSTERY! I get a weapons store! Cool! And anything! And she gave me C. Yugi and C. Yami plushies! Sugoi! ^_____^ And Yami and I get pics of C. Yugi when he was at Mystery's place! Thanks!
Yami: ^____^
Klonoa: Yugi gets a Tank with a drink stand and candy store inside.
B. Yugi: ^_________^
Klonoa: Yugi and Yami get their own bedroom. Finally! -__- But they sometimes forget and still do it on mine.
B. Y+Y: *blushes *
Klonoa: And Anzu.
Anzu: * wakes up* O___O
Klonoa: Gets a damn can of Authoress-torture-be-gone.
Anzu: * grabs it and sprays then piranhas come out and try to eat her but got food poisoned*
Piranhas: X___X
Anzu: phew….
BOOM!!
Klonoa: Oh and the can explodes when she holds it after it is empty. Mwhahahahahahahahaha!
B. Y+Y: Mwhahahahahahahaha!!
Everyone: O___o
Anzu: x___X
Klonoa: From Blue Lagoon Loon I get an Invincibility Cape! Thanks! From KawaiiBlackMoon Jou gets a picture of a chew toy.
Jou: * stares at it then chews the paper.*
Everyone: O__o
B. Yugi: *bunny ear flops in eye *
Klonoa: Seto gets shampoo.
Seto: Okay….
Klonoa: * whispers to B. Yugi and Yami* It's actually green hair dye.
B. Y+Y: ^____^
Klonoa: Yami gets an empty bottle of apple hand lotion.
Yami: -____-
Klonoa: Yugi gets a bottlecap.
B. Yugi: O….kay…. * ears flop in face*
Klonoa: Kawaii! Anzu gets an empty can of Pepsi one.
Anzu: x___X
Klonoa: Honda gets half of a broken CD case.
Honda: -___-
Klonoa: Ryou gets a picture of a toenail.
Ryou: ????
Klonoa: Bakura gets an Official Barney Fan Club membership.
Bakura: O___O NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! * runs around pulling his hair *
Klonoa: ^__^;; I got a new computer with scanner, printer and MP3 play! And a BMW of my favorite color. I want it violet and crimson.
B. Y+Y: ^___^
Klonoa: Now from DorfsandNab2eva Yami gets a tri colored kitten named Little Yugi.
Yami: ^___^
Little Yami: * tackles Little Yugi*
Klonoa: Just like their owners. Aww….
B. Y+Y: *blushes *
Klonoa: Yugi gets a shirt that says 'I'm my Yami's Aibou.'
B. Yugi: ^___^
Klonoa: I get a set of C. Yami and Yugi from the story Chibi Documentary. Thanks!! From Starwolf Jou gets a collar, leash and Atvantade flea control spray.
Jou:?
Seto: * pounces Jou and puts stuff on him then holds the leash* ^_____^
Jou: Grr…. -___-
Klonoa: Yami gets a tri-colored puppy it was suppose to be named Little Yugi, too, but I'll change it to Tiny Yugi.
Yami: Aibou's anything but that.
Everyone: O____O
B. Yugi: * blushes*
Klonoa: Ahh!! To much information! Oh well. To Seto a make-up-kit.
Seto: -___-
Jou: ^__^
Klonoa: For Bakura hairspray.
Bakura: What's hai-r-sp-ray?
Klonoa: Don't ask me even I don't know I've never used it.
Everyone: O__o
Klonoa: To the Little kitten Little Yami a bowl of milk!
Little Yami: >^__^< Meuh!
Klonoa: From Cutie Cherry to Bakura a blue shirt that says 'LOVE' in red.
Bakura: LOVE?! That's um…. New.
Klonoa: Yeah, freaky. To Seto a barbie house.
Seto: ^___^
Klonoa: That's even freakier. To me a photo album of all he pics that Mystery and others gave me and the 1st page has C. Yugi and C. Yami hugging. Kawaii!
B. Y+Y: ^___^
Klonoa: From KaTyA to Yugi a shirt that has 'kawaii angel' on it, a trophy that says 'most kawaii of the year award,' a little bear when he's chibi and a Dark Magician plushie.
B. Yugi: Thanks KaTyA! ^____^
Klonoa: He really does deserve the award. Yami gets a black shirt that says, 'kick a$$ pharaoh.'
Bakura & Y. Malik: * grumbling*
Malik: Wait why are we here?
Klonoa: Because Firedraygon97 suggested it.
Malik+ Y. Mailk: -____-
Klonoa: To bad I don't know much about them but they're here anyway. Yami also gets the Ultimate Mallet of Doom. *crackles * and a 'How to torture yami Bakura and other annoying people' book, and a box of candy.
Yami: ^____^
Klonoa: Seto gets '10001 ways to hack into other computers' book, box of chocolates, and a BEWD plushie.
Seto: ^___^
Klonoa: I still think that's freaky the way he smiles. XP Okay Ryou gets '1001 ways to defend yourself against an evil yami' book.
Bakura: Hey!
Klonoa: It said evil yami not you.
Bakura: Oh.
Klonoa: Bakura's a changed yami well to Ryou anyway. And Ryou gets a laptop with software for his digital camera.
Ryou: ^___^
Klonoa: That smile I don't mind. Bakura gets a 'How to do push ups without passing out' book.
Bakura: -_____-
Yami: *snickers *
Klonoa: And a cell phone with and Egyptian manual.
Bakura: What's cell phone!
Y. Malik: * shrugs *
Yami: Hahahahahahahahaha!!
Klonoa: O….k….. Jou gets a box with weapons for against tea?
Jou: Die tea die!
Klonoa: O__o And a book on 'comebacks against degrading canine comments' book.
Jou: ^___^ Thanks!
Seto: * mumbles *
Klonoa: From YamiShiningFriendship to Yami a Dark Magician Plushie.
Yami: ^______^
Klonoa: And she wants me to turn Yugi chibi. * sprays him.*
C. B. Yugi: ^_____________________________^
Everyone: O___O
Yami: ^___^
Klonoa: So darn cute! He gets the world's cuddliest teddy bear!
C. B. Yugi: Tank you! *cuddles teddy *
Klonoa & Yami: Aww….
Everyone: O___o;;
Klonoa: From Destiny's Light Yami gets a sword.
Yami: Um….thanks.
Klonoa: To Yugi a scythe.
C. B. Yugi: Tankies!
Klonoa: Anzu gets a Kill yourself machine.
Anzu: Huh? *gets killed * X__X
Klonoa: Seto gets a Barney Barbie?
Seto: I'm confused. * He hates Barney but likes Barbie *
Klonoa: Jou gets a puppy costume.
Jou: Grr…. * then starts barking*
Klonoa: O__o Bakrua gets outfits to pose in front of mirror.
Bakrua: * blushes*
Ryou: ^__^
Klonoa: Ryou gets a new computer.
Ryou: ^___^
Klonoa: Honda gets a pass to get his hair cut at any place for free.
Honda: Agghhhhh!!
Klonoa: O__o From Amethyst Bubble I get a never ending bag of sugar! Yugi also gets sugar!
C. B. Yugi: Yah! Sugar!
Everyone: O___O
Klonoa: Yami gets Yugi?
Yami: What?! He's already mine! Mine I tell you!
Everyone: O__o;
Klonoa: Video Malik!
Malik: Huh?
Yami: Mwhahahahahaha!
Malik: O__o
* Video Malik *
Malik was with his sister Isis on the streets of Egypt.
Malik: Sis?
Isis: Yes?
Malik: What that?
Malik points to a snake.
Isis: Malik stay away from it!
Malik: Why?
Isis: Because it'll hurt you!
Malik: Why?
Isis: Snakes are dangerous!
Malik: Why?
After a few more why's then Isis got frustrated and left Malik. Malik stared at the snake then began poking it. For a while it did nothing then…..
Malik: OWWW!!
Back at home.
Isis is taking care of her brother.
Isis. I told you it was dangerous.
Malik: Why?
Isis: -___-
** End **
Y. Malik: That was stupid.
Malik: Why?
Everyone: -___-
Klonoa: Malik was a curious little fellow. But he's still cute.
C. B. Yugi: *stares with big eyes & ear flops in eye *
Klonoa: But Yugi's SO much CUTER!
Everyone: O__o
Klonoa: Speaking of Yugi he's on the next clip.
C. B. Yugi: ^_____^
* Video Yugi*
Grandpa: Yugi remember no more funny stuff.
Yugi: Otay! ^___*
Grandpa: -____- why do I even bother?
Yugi and his grandpa were going shopping. Grandpa didn't notice Yugi in the driver's seat (again.)
Yugi had the car keys and started the engine and he pushed the accelerator.
The car drove off into the streets.
Grandpa: Not again.
Yugi: Yaah!
Yugi drives by some cops.
Yugi: HI!
Cops: Hi Yugi: *they're used to it *
Then a boy with a pointy head (Honda) was walking across the street.
Yugi honked the horn and the boy looked at the car and his eyes widen. Then Yugi went by him making him spin.
Honda: @___@
Then Yugi spotted Anzu and honked at her.
Anzu turned around and waved at Yugi then screamed when Yugi ran her over.
Yugi: ^___^
Anzu: X__X (She's immortal I tell you.)
Then Yugi jumped out of the car and crashed it, into the new rival's shop.
Yugi: That makes… *counts on fingers * Ten!
** End **
Everyone: O__o
C. B. Yugi: ^_______________^
Klonoa: SO CUTE! I'm just learning to drive, too!
Yami: As I said before and I'll say it again Stay off the streets people.
Klonoa: Oh be nice I'm not that bad.
Yami: I guess except when you go reverse.
Klonoa: :P Here's a video from YamiShiningFriendship it's actually her dream and it's short but I'm showing it because Anzu gets hurt!
C. B. Yugi: ^___^ * Both ears flop in face*
Klonoa: Kawaii!
* Video *
Yugi was outside with Yami practicing shadow magic. Just as he was about to shoot a target, Anzu walks right in front of it, stops, and sees Yugi.
Anzu: Hi guys what are you doi….. *gets hit by blast *
Yugi: He he he, Whoops. * Whistles innocently *
Anzu: X__x
** End **
Klonoa: I loved it you must have great dreams YamiShinigFriendship!
B. C. Yugi: ^_____^
Yami: You know something almost like that happened five days ago.
B. C. Yugi: ^____^
Everyone: O__o
Anzu: * wakes up* Huh?
Klonoa: Told you she's immortal.
Anzu: Huh?
Klonoa: And a dimwit.
Yami and C. B. Yugi: Amen to that.
Klonoa: O__o That was random. Let's see who's next…
Everyone: * nervous tension *
Klonoa: Anzu and Yugi at school!
C. B. Yugi: ^____^
Anzu: What?
Everyone: Idiot.
* Video Yugi & Anzu *
Yugi and Anzu were in the 1st grade, in the same class. Anzu was (is) the dimwit of the class. Yugi was always one of the top ten students. (Which is actually true.)
Teacher: Ohayo class.
Class: Ohayo!
Anzu: Huh?
Teacher: -___-; okay we're starting class with math.
Class: *grumbles *
Yugi: Yeah! (Math is like a puzzle and Yugi loves puzzles.)
Teacher: ^___^ * happy to hear a cheer then gives assignment *
Anzu: Teacher what's this question?
Teahcer comes over then sweatdrops.
The question was 0+0=?
Everyone looked over then laughed then Yugi went over to Anzu and whispered into her ear.
She smiled then a puddle starts forming underneath her. Everyone backed away, laughing.
Teacher: * sighs* Come with me Mazaki.
Anzu: Huh?
The teacher takes her to the bathroom and the class wrecks the classroom.
Yugi sneaked out and went over to the older grade classes.
He took out a stink bomb he made at home and threw it in the 5th grade classroom.
5th graders and teacher: Ahhh! *runs out *
Yugi snickers then went to find the power box and when he found it he disconnected the fire alarm system.
Then he went to the library and ripped the books apart and then set them on fire with a lighter.
He then ran to the nearest exit and out the school.
Yugi: Mwhahahahahahaha!!
* Later *
A lot of people were crawling out of the building, coughing.
Then Anzu came out but what was stupid was she was on fire.
Anzu: Why's it hot?
Everyone sweatdropped.
Yugi was prepared for this and threw a bucket of slime on her and the bucket was on her head.
Anzu: Why it dark? And stick?
Everyone: O__o;;
Yugi: Baka. Mwhahahahahahahahaha!!
** End **
Everyone: O__o;
Klonoa: Eww…. Anzu peed in class. I wonder what Yugi said to her.
C. B. Yugi: ^___^ Not saying.
Klonoa: Okay but she's still a dimwit.
Yamis: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!
Klonoa: Got that right! Next is suggested by KawaiiBlackMoon.
* Video Yugi *
C. Yugi: * humming innocently * ^___^
Grandpa: * taking a shower * ^___^ (Eww)
C. Yugi: * slowly puts a snake inside the bathtub then funs for his life* MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!
Grandpa: * Looks down* AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! A SNAKE! * runs out from the shower naked* O_______O
Snake: * follows grandpa * ssssssshhhhhhhhh
Grandpa: AAAAHHHHHHHHH * hops around*
C. Yugi: Gampa funny. ^____^
Snake: * tries to bite grandpa *
Grandpa: * runs out of the house/game shop naked* AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
*Park *
C. Shizuka: Jou, me want a teddy!
C. Jou: Anything for my wettle sista!
C. Shizuka: Jou wook! * points to grandpa who it running around naked *
C. Jou: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?! O_______O
C. Shizuka: Me telling mommy that you said the "H" word!
C. Jou: *grumbles *
C. Seto: * walking by still has green hair and orange eyes *
C. Jou: * Sees Seto * O__O AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!! A MONSTER! * runs around screaming bloody murder then slams himself against a telephone pole * X__X
C. Honda: * takes Jou's wallet* ^__^ I can buy myself a stamp!
C. Shizuka: Get back here you jerk! My browter was going to buy me a teddy! * attacks Honda to the ground *
C. Honda: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! GET THIS CRAZY KID OFF ME!
** End**
Everyone: O__o
Klonoa: This seems repetitive everytime after a vid people do this O__o sheesh!
Yami: Grandpa….. *shudders *
Klonoa: Think of Yugi then.
Yami: *does then drools *
Klonoa: Okay….. hey even I'm reptitive….. oh well.
*Video Yugi + Jou suggested by Amethyst Bubble because it's something I wouldn't normally do *
Yugi was at school playing in the sandbox during recess.
Then a blonde boy got shoved into the sandbox.
Yugi cocked hi head then watched the boys who shoved the blonde walk away.
Yugi: Yous otay?
Jou: * spitting sand out * Yea. Sand taste funny.
Yugi: Really? * Yugi leaned over and tasted Jou's lips*
Jou: *blushes *
Yugi: Yous right it taste funny.
Then Yugi jumped on Jou's back and made him go face first into the sand then he ran off laughing like a maniac.
Jou: @___@
** End **
Everyone: O__O
Klonoa: Oh my.
Yami: *seething * I'll kill you Jounochi! * chases him with sword from DL * Jou: O__O *runs away *
Klonoa: That was weird but Go Yami!
C. B. Yugi: Yami! Yami! Yami! ^____^
Klonoa: Well see ya next chappie and I'll show something with Y. Malik, too.
Y. Malik: -___-
Jou:AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Yami: DIE!
Klonoa: O__o
Everyone: O__o
C. B. Yugi: ^___^