Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Doggies Don't Wear Clothes ❯ Uh-oh! You Shouldn't have said that Joey! ( Chapter 1 )
[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
Doggies Don't Wear Clothes
By: JOEYSBABE aka JB
Disclaimer: I don't own YGO I swear I don't!
JB: *is pissed off at Joey*
Joey: JB wat happened?
JB: wat happened?! Wat happened?! I'll tell you wat happened! You broke my Chinese Doll!
Joey: ^^; heh heh. Sorry.
JB: sorry? It was one of a kind! My grandmother gave it to me for my fifth birthday!
Joey: um... wat can I do to make it up to you?
JB: *thinks* I know you can strip in front of Anzu.
Joey: 0_0 NO ANYTHING BUT THAT!
Stephyoh: *pops in out of seemingly nowhere* I know you can strip in front of Seto.
Joey: 0_0 okay as long as it's not Anzu.
Seto:*pops in* alrighty then. *sits on a chair*
Stephyoh: Come with me Joey I have something you have to put on.
JB: *can see that Stephyoh is plotting something and smiles* ^.^
~Later on~ JB: okay Joey, you can come out now.
Joey: *sticks head out from behind curtain* do I have to?
Stephyoh: Yes, maybe next time you'll think twice before breaking something that's not yours.
Seto:*grins evilly* Come Joey, we're waiting for you.
Joey: *comes out from behind curtain**is wearing the type of stuff strippers wear*
JB: *puts on I'm Too Sexy on her boombox and sits down next to Stephyoh and Seto.*
Joey: *sigh* I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt.*takes it off*
Seto: *more evil grins*
Joey: *swings his shirt over his head and tosses it to Seto*
JB and Stephyoh: :D *fall over laughing*
Joey: I'm too sexy for my pants.*unzips them*
Seto: *evil grin**cackle*
Joey: 0_0 *takes off his pants**swings them and lets go*
Tristan: *walks in and the pants fall on his head* *takes them off his head* Joey! YOU”RE HOT!
Everyone: -_-: You're not supposed to look at your best friend naked! NOW GET OUT!
Tristan: FINE! *leaves*
Joey: *is now in his underpants and a g-string*
JB:XD don't forget the other part of the deal Joey.
Joey: wat other part?
Stephyoh: XD you have to give Seto a lapdance and do whatever he says.
Joey: *gulps**sits on Seto's lap*
Seto: mwhahahahahahaha!
Joey: *gives Seto a lapdance*
Seto: *is acting horny on purpose to make Joey uncomfortable* OH YES! YES! JOEY! HARDER! HARDER! FASTER! FASTER! MORE! MORE!
Joey: 0_0
Seto: NOW JOEY IN MY BEDROOM! Except this time no undies and a lot of grinding!
JB end Stephyoh: 0_0 AHH! My eyes! *run for their lives*
Joey: ^_^ `kay!
JB and Stephyoh: *still running and screming* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~The End~ JB: now that's entertainment! Stephyoh: you're telling me. Should we make a sequel? YJB: now do us all a favor and press that pretty little button so you can review.
Joey: JB wat happened?
JB: wat happened?! Wat happened?! I'll tell you wat happened! You broke my Chinese Doll!
Joey: ^^; heh heh. Sorry.
JB: sorry? It was one of a kind! My grandmother gave it to me for my fifth birthday!
Joey: um... wat can I do to make it up to you?
JB: *thinks* I know you can strip in front of Anzu.
Joey: 0_0 NO ANYTHING BUT THAT!
Stephyoh: *pops in out of seemingly nowhere* I know you can strip in front of Seto.
Joey: 0_0 okay as long as it's not Anzu.
Seto:*pops in* alrighty then. *sits on a chair*
Stephyoh: Come with me Joey I have something you have to put on.
JB: *can see that Stephyoh is plotting something and smiles* ^.^
~Later on~ JB: okay Joey, you can come out now.
Joey: *sticks head out from behind curtain* do I have to?
Stephyoh: Yes, maybe next time you'll think twice before breaking something that's not yours.
Seto:*grins evilly* Come Joey, we're waiting for you.
Joey: *comes out from behind curtain**is wearing the type of stuff strippers wear*
JB: *puts on I'm Too Sexy on her boombox and sits down next to Stephyoh and Seto.*
Joey: *sigh* I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt.*takes it off*
Seto: *more evil grins*
Joey: *swings his shirt over his head and tosses it to Seto*
JB and Stephyoh: :D *fall over laughing*
Joey: I'm too sexy for my pants.*unzips them*
Seto: *evil grin**cackle*
Joey: 0_0 *takes off his pants**swings them and lets go*
Tristan: *walks in and the pants fall on his head* *takes them off his head* Joey! YOU”RE HOT!
Everyone: -_-: You're not supposed to look at your best friend naked! NOW GET OUT!
Tristan: FINE! *leaves*
Joey: *is now in his underpants and a g-string*
JB:XD don't forget the other part of the deal Joey.
Joey: wat other part?
Stephyoh: XD you have to give Seto a lapdance and do whatever he says.
Joey: *gulps**sits on Seto's lap*
Seto: mwhahahahahahaha!
Joey: *gives Seto a lapdance*
Seto: *is acting horny on purpose to make Joey uncomfortable* OH YES! YES! JOEY! HARDER! HARDER! FASTER! FASTER! MORE! MORE!
Joey: 0_0
Seto: NOW JOEY IN MY BEDROOM! Except this time no undies and a lot of grinding!
JB end Stephyoh: 0_0 AHH! My eyes! *run for their lives*
Joey: ^_^ `kay!
JB and Stephyoh: *still running and screming* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~The End~ JB: now that's entertainment! Stephyoh: you're telling me. Should we make a sequel? YJB: now do us all a favor and press that pretty little button so you can review.