Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Doggies Don't Wear Clothes ❯ Uh-oh! You Shouldn't have said that Joey! ( Chapter 1 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

Doggies Don't Wear Clothes
By: JOEYSBABE aka JB
 
Disclaimer: I don't own YGO I swear I don't!
 
JB: *is pissed off at Joey*

Joey: JB wat happened?

JB: wat happened?! Wat happened?! I'll tell you wat happened! You broke my Chinese Doll!

Joey: ^^; heh heh. Sorry.

JB: sorry? It was one of a kind! My grandmother gave it to me for my fifth birthday!

Joey: um... wat can I do to make it up to you?

JB: *thinks* I know you can strip in front of Anzu.

Joey: 0_0 NO ANYTHING BUT THAT!

Stephyoh: *pops in out of seemingly nowhere* I know you can strip in front of Seto.

Joey: 0_0 okay as long as it's not Anzu.

Seto:*pops in* alrighty then. *sits on a chair*

Stephyoh: Come with me Joey I have something you have to put on.

JB: *can see that Stephyoh is plotting something and smiles* ^.^

~Later on~ JB: okay Joey, you can come out now.

Joey: *sticks head out from behind curtain* do I have to?

Stephyoh: Yes, maybe next time you'll think twice before breaking something that's not yours.

Seto:*grins evilly* Come Joey, we're waiting for you.

Joey: *comes out from behind curtain**is wearing the type of stuff strippers wear*

JB: *puts on I'm Too Sexy on her boombox and sits down next to Stephyoh and Seto.*

Joey: *sigh* I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt.*takes it off*

Seto: *more evil grins*

Joey: *swings his shirt over his head and tosses it to Seto*

JB and Stephyoh: :D *fall over laughing*

Joey: I'm too sexy for my pants.*unzips them*

Seto: *evil grin**cackle*

Joey: 0_0 *takes off his pants**swings them and lets go*

Tristan: *walks in and the pants fall on his head* *takes them off his head* Joey! YOU”RE HOT!

Everyone: -_-: You're not supposed to look at your best friend naked! NOW GET OUT!

Tristan: FINE! *leaves*

Joey: *is now in his underpants and a g-string*

JB:XD don't forget the other part of the deal Joey.

Joey: wat other part?

Stephyoh: XD you have to give Seto a lapdance and do whatever he says.

Joey: *gulps**sits on Seto's lap*

Seto: mwhahahahahahaha!

Joey: *gives Seto a lapdance*

Seto: *is acting horny on purpose to make Joey uncomfortable* OH YES! YES! JOEY! HARDER! HARDER! FASTER! FASTER! MORE! MORE!

Joey: 0_0

Seto: NOW JOEY IN MY BEDROOM! Except this time no undies and a lot of grinding!

JB end Stephyoh: 0_0 AHH! My eyes! *run for their lives*

Joey: ^_^ `kay!

JB and Stephyoh: *still running and screming* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~The End~ JB: now that's entertainment! Stephyoh: you're telling me. Should we make a sequel? YJB: now do us all a favor and press that pretty little button so you can review.