Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Doggies Don't Wear Clothes ❯ Table Dancing...Seto Style! ( Chapter 2 )

JB: Again I no own Yu-Gi-Oh!.

Joey: Now what do I do?

Seto: Well, how about you dance on the table for me and take off the rest of your clothes.

Joey: OO a table dance?

Seto: Yep!

Joey: climbs on table

Seto: turns his stereo on

Joey: starts dancing on the table

Seto: chanting Joey! Joey! Take it off! Take it off!

JB & Stephyoh: run into the room OO AHH! MY EYES! run away with their eyes covered

Joey: starts taking g-string off

Seto: MORE! More! Joey! GO! GO! GO! MORE!

Joey: takes his g-string off, swings it and lets go

Duke: walks in and the g-string falls on his head takes it off his head JOEY! You're a stripper? drools finds himself a chair and sits on it

Seto: gets up and walks over to Duke

Duke: sees Seto Hey Kaiba! Down in front!

Seto: gets to Duke chokes Duke

Duke: strangled voice Okay! Okay! I'll leave!

Seto: smiles Good.

Duke: runs away before Seto can kill him

Joey: still dancing on the table only in his underpants

Seto: Okay, Joey continue.

Joey: What are you going to do for me?

Seto: Maybe I'll strip for you.

Joey: `Kay!

Stephyoh: walks in Well Seto, you will need my help getting the outfit. playful smile

Seto: Who invited you?

JB: pops in I did.

Seto: mutters Bitch

JB & Stephyoh: Thank you.

Seto: --; That wasn't a compliment. Joey you can stop for now.

Joey: pouts okay, I was just getting the hang of things too.

Seto: That's okay, you can continue later.

Joey: Okay. gets off the table

Stephyoh: Come Seto, we have the clothes for you to put on.

JB, Stephyoh, & Seto: walk off

LATER IN THE DRESSING ROOM

JB & Stephyoh: at the same time (Stephyoh:) Leather? or Lace? (JB:) French Maid? or Xena Warrior Princess? (both) I know!

Seto: No Way! There is no way in hell you guys are going to get me to wear that!

JB & Stephyoh: Fine! Come on Joey, his show is over.

Seto: No don't take Joey! Fine I'll wear it!

Joey: evil grin

Stephyoh: Now presenting the CEO of Kaiba Corp., in leather. drumroll

Seto: mutters Why me? comes out from behind curtain

Joey: drools Hey Kaiba, you look great!

Seto: Call me Seto, Joey, not Kaiba.

Joey: Okay Seto. You look great!

JB: puts music on Seto's Stereo and sits next to Joey and Stephyoh

Seto: I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt takes it off

Joey: OO more drool

Anonymous people: hoot & holler whistle

Seto: OO Now I know how Joey felt with me doing that. swings his shirt over his head and tosses it to Stephyoh

Stephyoh: catches the shirt smells the shirt hides the shirt

JB: Stephyoh! Give the shirt to Joey.

Stephyoh: pouts but-but Seto tossed it to me!

JB: I don't care, now cough it up.

Joey: Yeah! I got Seto's shirt!

Seto: I'm too sexy for my pants, too sexy for my pants unzips them

Joey: Woo hoo! Go Seto!

Seto: takes pants off swings them and lets go

Mokuba: walks in Hey big brother what are you…

JB: Oh My God! Mokuba look out!

Mokuba: Huh? pants fall on his head takes them off his head looks at Seto Um…I'll be going now. runs away AHHHHHH! OO

Seto: My brother has been scarred for life!

Joey: No he hasn't, he would have been had I been the one stripping.

Seto: Oh, okay. now in a g-string and his underwear climbs on a table starts dancing

JB & Stephyoh: fall over laughing

Seto: sweatdrop this can't be good.

JB: Why don't you give Joey a lapdance, Seto?

Stephyoh: XD Yeah, why doncha?

Joey: OO OO What did YOU break?

Seto: Nothing. gets off the table walks over to Joey

Joey: You're going to anyway?

Seto: Yep. sits on Joeys lap song changes to Pour Some Sugar On Me By: Def Leppard

Joey: ^_^

Seto: gives Joey a lapdance

Joey: ^_________________^

Seto: gets off Joey climbs onto table starts dancing again takes his g-string off and throws it in the air

JB: the g-string falls on her face AHHHH! Get it off! AHHHHH! runs around like there is a rabid animal chasing her

Seto, Joey, & Stephyoh: OO ;

Seto: NOW JOEY IN MY BED, BUT THIS TIME NEITHER OF US CAN WEAR UNDIES!

JB & Stephyoh: OO MY EYES! run for their lives

Joey: `Kay! gets dragged off by Seto

END

JB: Well what do you think? Good? Bad? Awful? Terrible? Stupid? Evil? Should we continue?

Joey and Seto: do I really have to say? hint: groaning and lots of it.

Stephyoh: Well what do you think of the second chapter? God you two get a freaking room!

YJB: Now do us all a favor and press that pretty little button so you can review.

JB: Did we really write this?

Yami Stephyoh: It must be the amnesia.