Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ DOOM Group goes to Highschool! ❯ Dartz Plans a Field Trip! ( Chapter 3 )
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
^_^ Time for another chapter of `DOOM Group goes to Highschool'!
Disclaimer: Yu-Gi-Oh does not belong to me, however, my Puffy Ami Yumi CD does belong to me!
...................................................
Dartz: Is it required we dress in suit-like clothes when teaching the students?
Raphael: Yes.
Dartz: >.< But I hate those suits!
Raphael: But it is part of the dress code that you dress appropriately to teach.
Dartz: But...
Raphael: Sir, I have never told you what to do since the day I came into this group but... DEAL WITH IT!!!
Valon: Wow, Raphael talking back to Dartz? Shock shock!
Allister: We should probably get to school soon.
Dartz: >.< I'm not getting into one of those suits!!
Raphael: Yes you are! It's in the rules!
Dartz: WELL I'M YOUR MASTER, AND I SAY I'M NOT GOING TO DRESS UP!
Valon: Well a black tanktop and black jeans aren't suitable, are they?
Allister: I'm sure it would be fine.
Valon: He would have girls drowning in their own drool
Raphael: -_-;; You guys worry me.
<><><><><><><>
Yugi: Have you guys seen Seto? He's been ignoring me ever since I asked him how he liked the party.
Duke: Isn't that a good thing?
Yugi: Well yeah, but still...
Joey: Don't worry about him, Yuge! He never worries about you!
Valon: -walks to where the group is- Who's `him'?
Joey: Yugi was just saying how Seto has been ignoring him since when Yugi asked him how he liked the party.
Valon: Oh, I see.
Allister: -blushes- Maybe he just has things to do and doesn't want to be distracted by people.
Valon: Your blushing Allister.
Allister: NO! It's just warm in here!
Valon: Now that you mention it, it is kind of hot in here.
Yugi: -wipes his forehead with his hand- I think the principal put the thermostat up.
Valon: -takes off the blue overcoat and ties it around his waist- There, that's better!
Yugi: Y'know its a good thing we wear T-shirts under the coats.
Joey: I say we follow suit! -takes off his overcoat and ties it around his waist-
Yugi: -ties his around his neck like a cape-
Dartz: -walks by- Hello students, I see you have also been greeted by the heat in the school.
Yugi: Have we ever! It must be around 90 degrees in here!
Duke: Hi Dartz!
Dartz: Hello Duke.
Duke: Uh.. Uh.. Uh.. -runs out of school-
Joey: -looking around the corner-
Yugi: Joey, what are you doing?
Joey: Now is around the time the Authoress comes along trying to kill Te'a.
Allister: Eh, Te'a hasn't even been in this chapter yet, so the Authoress might not be around for awhile!
Joey: I also noticed Bandit Keith hasn't been around yet either. He normally is.
Valon: Raphael could've scared him off.
Dartz: Yes, Raphael does have the power to do that doesn't he?
Yugi: Hey Dartz, why aren't you in a suit? I thought it was a rule that teachers had to dress nicely.
Dartz: Feh, that was a stupid rule.
Joey: I wonder if Raphael is dressed like a punk..
Dartz: -_- No, he is dressed nicely.
Bandit Keith: That is because Raphael is one for following rules, he feels that breaking rules is bad. The suck up...
Joey: There ya are Bandit Keith! Where ya been?
Bandit Keith: I've been getting my arm fixed! Who knew Raphael was so strong?
Yugi and Joey: o.o;;
Bell: Rinnnnnnnnnnng!
Yugi: Gah! We better get to class!
Everyone but Bandit Keith and Dartz: -runs off-
<><><><><><><>
Teacher: Alright students, today we have an extra treat. Uh... Where's Mr. Devlin?
Valon: He ran off a couple minutes ago!
Duke: -runs into classroom and sits at his desk- I'm here!
Teacher: Good, now today we have an extra treat!
Joey: What is it?
Teacher: Dartz has volunteered to take you all on a field trip!
Allister: Ooh, to where?!
Teacher: ^^; I dunno.
Students: o_o What?!
Teacher: Now relax kids, Dartz is a very responsible teacher! You all trust him, right?!
Yugi: ^_^ I trust him with my life.
Valon: Heheheheheh.
Yugi: ... Why are you laughing like that?
Valon: No reason!
Te'a: I think this field trip will be great! I mean, all of the class going to a place together, having fun, making friends and-
Me: -jumps into the story with a crossbow and tries to shoot Te'a, but fails due to Marik running in and yanking the bow out of my hand- MARIK! -glomps him-
Joey: I knew she was gonna show up sooner or later.
Marik: X.X Suffocating!
Valon: -pulls me off of Marik-
Me: Lemme go Valon! I was just showing my appreciation of him! That's it! Lemme go!!!!
Valon: You were gonna make him suffocate.
Me: Hmph! -goes back to writing the story-
Allister: Where the heck does she get all those weapons?
Valon: Forget that, where does she get a license for using them?
Everyone: -inches away-
Yugi: Marik, where did you come from?
Marik: Ishizu was making me work at her stupid museum, so I hid in a warehouse, then this little guy named Hiei gave me some wonderful advice, so here I am!
Teacher: AHEM! The bus is waiting outside for you all.
<><><><><><><>
Seto: I'm not really sure I trust where this is going..
Dartz: Don't you trust me as a driver?
Seto: Not really.
Yugi: Where are we going anyway?
Dartz: It's a surprise! Oh, and I brought Raphael and Bandit Keith along also.
Duke: Why?
Dartz: Well Raphael wanted to make sure I didn't do anything... Bad to you guys, like crash the bus or something, and Bandit Keith said that the Authoress gave him permission to tag along wherever we go.
Raphael: Why do I need to sit next to Bandit Keith?!
Bandit Keith: Pipe down! At least you get the window seat!
Dartz: Now then, everyone take a seat!
Seto: -sits down in a seat next to Allister-
Joey: -sits next to Tristan-
Te'a: -sits next to the student with zits and pimples-
Valon: Um.. Mind if I sit here? There are no other available seats.
Yugi: Go ahead.
Valon: -sits next to Yugi-
Duke: Um.. Dartz?
Dartz: Yeah? -starts the bus-
Duke: There's nowhere for me to sit.
Dartz: What do you want me to do about it?
Duke: Um.. I don't know.
Dartz: Go throw Te'a out a window and take her seat.
Duke: Okay!
Allister: So... Uh... Seto.
Seto: What?
Allister: Uh.. Um.. YOUR NOT GONNA GET AWAY WITH WHAT YOUR FATHER DID TO MY FAMILY!!
Seto: -_-;; You've said that to me already, it's kinda old.
Allister: Yeah, well so is your constant challenging Yugi to a duel to see who is a better duelist! Everyone knows Yugi can beat you!
Seto: I won against him in Duelist Kingdom!
Allister: That's because you cheated and threatened to fall off the roof of Pegasus's castle if he destroyed your Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon! That doesn't count!
Seto: Does too!
Allister: Does not!
Seto: Does too!
Allister: Does not!
Seto: Does too!
Allister: Does too!
Seto: Does not! WAIT!
Allister: Ha, you admitted it doesn't count!
Dartz: Will you two stop your bickering?! Do I need to make you guys kiss?!
Valon: I think you do! I think you do!
Yugi: -puts his hand over Valon's mouth- Quiet!
Seto: Like I'd kiss this loser!
Allister: Pfft! You kissed me last night!
Raphael: Ew, Allister got kissed by Kaiba? I'm gonna be sick!
Bandit Keith: -hands Raphael a paper bag to throw up in-
Raphael: Thanks man.
Bandit Keith: No problem.
Joey: Are we there yet?
Dartz: No.
Valon: I wonder where we are going.
Yugi: Somewhere safe, Dartz wouldn't hurt us!
Valon: Uh... Yeah!
Yugi: ^.^
Valon: n.n
Duke: Dartz...
Dartz: What is it this time Duke?!
Duke: Well... I tried throwing Te'a out the window like you told me to, but she freaked out and punched me in the eye, so now my eye hurts, and I still have no place to sit.
Dartz: How about you stand?
Duke: .... Um... Ok...
Dartz: ... I think there is a seat at the back of the bus, go check.
Duke: Okay. -walks to the back of the bus, finds the seat and sits down-
Dartz: I so can not wait to summon the great leviathan!
(Yay! I spelled leviathan right without spell check saying its wrong, rejoice!)
Everyone: -gets off of the bus-
Joey: We're at... THE ARCADE!!! -runs in-
Yugi: See Valon, I told you he would take us somewhere safe!
Valon: Yeah, yeah, whatever mate, whatever. -walks in, Yugi going after him-
Everyone else: -goes into the arcade-
Raphael: >.< I hate arcades, this is where annoying teenagers hang out.
Bandit Keith: Well where did you hang out as a teenager?
Raphael: Hmm... -puts his finger on his chin, a thought bubble comes up of him on an island trying to survive-
Bandit Keith: o.o; Forget I asked. -goes to a shooting game-
Dartz: I wanna play Dance Dance Revolution! I'm the teacher! I set up this whole field trip!
Joey: Yeah, well I'm younger, and cuter!
Dartz: You might be younger, but I am most definitely cuter!
Joey: Your eyes don't even match!
Dartz: At least by brain cells do!
Joey: WHAT WAS DAT?!
Dartz: You heard me!
Yugi: Um, guys? Why don't you play together?
Dartz: Alright. Joey?
Joey: Yeah?
Dartz: Pr34p4r3 70 b3 0wnz3d!
Game starts up, Dartz and Joey do Heavy mode, Dartz chooses to do the song `Kakumei' but makes the arrows invisible
Joey: No wait, how you gonna go that?!
Dartz: I play this game alot, I know the steps by memory.
Tristan: Either that or he can watch your screen, Joey!
Dartz: -_- to prove my point, I'll also face backwards that way I can show you guys I can do it by heart.
Duke: I play winner!
When the song ends, Joey gets a B, while Dartz gets a Triple-A
Dartz: ^_^ Told ya!
Joey: Alright tough guy, but this next song is MY choice! MY turf! MY-
Duke: Just choose a song already!
Joey chooses to play the song `Burning the Floor-
Dartz: Ooh, I love this song!
Tristan: o.o;; Are there any songs you haven't played on the machine? You seem pretty familiar with the songs.
Dartz: Like I said, I play this game alot.
When the song ends, Joey and Dartz got a tied grade of Triple-A
Dartz: Heh, now for the last song, I choose to do this one!
Joey: O_O Are you nuts?! That one is insane!
Tristan: I can't even do it well on Light Mode!
Dartz chooses the song `Legend of Max' Joey got the grade E, and Dartz got Triple-A. The winner of the round was Dartz.
<><><><><><><>
Raphael: Uh Keith... Should you really be playing a game that involves senseless violence?
Raphael: I didn't hear you say that when I broke your arm.
Bandit Keith: ^^;; Ehehehehe..
Valon: This should be good. -decides to watch-
Valon: Move outta the way, Yugi. I'll handle this for you!
Yugi: Uh-oh.. -moves so Valon can play-
Valon: -presses some buttons on the machine- What? Game over? What did I do? ^^;;; Oops.
Yugi: Why did you get her a gun?! That is NOT what you get a girl on their first date?
Yugi: Well.. I.... I don't know.
Yugi: I thought Grandpa accidentally threw it out.
Yami: Nope, I took it with me.
Yugi: Well, alright then. -Yami comes out-
Valon: o.0 The pharaoh likes `Soul Caliber'? Neat! Now I have someone to play it with! Wait for me Yugi! -follows Yami-
