W00T! Fourth chapter of `DOOM Group goes to Highschool'! ^_^ Here are some things to say for my reviewers!:
Inu-gi-oh: Hmm, I should've messed with Allister and Seto for about eight more chapters? I know... ^^;; I can still find ways to mess with them for a long time, I'm sneaky and twisted, I can make things work like that!
good one: You want Johnny Steps? I'll see what I can do about that! ^_^
Disclaimer: Yu-Gi-Oh does not belong to me, however, my `Gravitation' and `Fruits Basket' Manga books do belong to me!
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Dartz: I don't get it!!! Why don't we have the pharaoh's soul yet?! My school idea was brilliant!!
Raphael: ._.;; Sir, we've only been there for three days, four today. Be patient..
Valon: Yeah, he's right. These kind of things take time.
Allister: I hear today we have gym class.
Dartz: All of us? o.0
Allister: No, Allister and I, and the rest of the class.
Dartz: Oh, good. Because I hate gym!
Raphael: -stares at his watch- We should get going...
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Seto: Aiiiiiiiiiiiiie! I don't wanna go to gym! I hate gym! I hate the stupid uniforms we have to wear when we're in gym! Nooooo!! I'm CEO of Kaibacorp!! I don't need gym!
Yugi: You alright, Seto?
Seto: Do I SEEM alright?!
Yugi: ^^;; No..
Joey: It's not that bad. It helps keep you in shape!
Seto: I'm already in shape! >.<
Allister: Yeah..
Valon: Don't drool all over yourself, mate!
Allister: >.< LIKE I'D DROOL OVER SETO!!
Seto: HEY! What's that supposed to mean?!
Allister: It means your ugly!
Seto: At least I don't go around carrying a stupid half-burnt action figure with me!
Allister: At least I'm not a stuck up snob!
Seto: Well I don't go around showing everyone my abdomen!
Allister: You got a problem with how I dress?!
Seto: No, I got a problem with you!
Yugi: We should stop them.
Valon: But it's fun watching them fight!
Yugi: -_-;; Seto, Allister, please stop fighting!
Te'a: Yeah, you two should focus on being friends, not killing each other. Friendship is the most important thing-
Me: -jumps into the story with a big hammer and hits Te'a, but only to find Dartz turned the hammer into a toy hammer- T_T Darn you Dartz!
Dartz: As fun as that would be, I don't think you should do that.
Me: >.< You guys ruin all my fun! -jumps back to write the story-
Bandit Keith: I wonder if she knows that she could just write Te'a out of the story.
Allister: Ever notice how we sound just like each other?
Raphael: Yeah... That's your bad quality, Allister. You have the same voice as stupid Keith!
Bandit Keith: ^_^ Deep down you know you love me!
Raphael: You wish.
Valon: Where's Duke, isn't he usually here with you guys?
Yugi: He went into the classroom early... I don't know why though.
Bell: YO KIDS, IT'S TIME TO GET TO CLASS!!
Bandit Keith: It sounds like the school switched the bells. Interesting..
Everyone but Dartz, Raphael, and Bandit Keith: -runs to class-
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Dartz: Alright class, time for teaching! I am going to teach you guys about the history of Dungeon Dice Monsters! Duke, I'm going to need your help with this!
Duke: Me?
Dartz: Unless there is another Duke I'm not aware of.
Duke: Um.. Uh.. Okay. -walks from his desk and next to Dartz-
Dartz: Excellent! -puts his hand on Duke's shoulder- Now then kids, can you tell me who this is?
Seto: Duke Devlin!
Dartz: Good! And who exactly is Duke Devlin?
Fangirl # 57: Hot?
Dartz: -_-; No.
Duke: ;_; I'm not cute?
Dartz: I never said that, but that's not the right answer.
Yugi: The inventor of Dungeon Dice Monsters?
Dartz: Right! Now who is it that confirmed Duke's request to make Dungeon Dice Monsters public?
Allister: Pegasus! Before we took his soul... Hehehehe..
Yugi: What was that last part?
Dartz: Very good! -gives Allister a warning look-
Seto: Ha, the teacher must hate you, loser! He's looking at you like he's gonna kill you!
Allister: Shut up, moneybags!
Seto: Make me!
Allister: -stands on his seat, looking like he's gonna punch Seto-
Valon: Fight! I bet on Allister! -stands up-
Dartz: CALM DOWN AND SIT YOUR %^$^#^# BUTT DOWNS RIGHT NOW!!!
Allister & Valon: o.o;; -sits back in their seats-
Dartz: Ahem. Now then..
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Seto: >.< LET GO OF ME YOU TWO! I DON'T WANNA GO TO GYM! I'M NOT GONNA GET IN THOSE STUPID CLOTHES!!
Valon: Don't worry Seto, I'm sure you look fine in the gym clothes. -dragging Seto's right arm-
Joey: On the bright side, you'll get more used to the clothes. -dragging Seto's left arm-
Seto: NO I WON'T LET ME GO THIS INSTANT YOU MORONS!!
Allister: You might rip his arms off if you drag him like that..
Valon: He'll be fine, he's tough!
Valon & Joey: -drag Seto into the bathroom, complaints can be heard, they come back out with Seto in gym clothes-
Tristan: -tries to hold back his laughter- Yeah Kaiba, you look great.
Seto: -glares at Tristan-
Bandit Keith: HAHAHAHAHA! YOU LOOK SO STUPID! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Raphael: Your coming with me! -puts Bandit Keith in a headlock and drags him into his classroom-
Seto: I look so stupid in this.
Yugi: We all have to wear that, Seto. Not just you.
Seto: Hmph!
Duke: -runs into the hall- Hey guys, we got a substitute Gym Teacher!
Allister: -glares at Valon- Sometimes your thinking can be so vulgar.
Valon: Hehehehehe...
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Johnny: Alright class! I'm your substitute Teacher, Johnny Steps!
Yugi: O.O;; Not this guy.
Johnny: I heard that. Anyway, I decided that instead of your usual boring gym workouts, we would exercise with good ol' Dance Dance Revolution!
Joey: Are you serious?!
Johnny: Yup!
Tristan: That's a million times better then Gym!
Johnny: Mm-hmm! I'm the best player in the world!
Suddenly, a crash came through the wall, and in came a heaving Dartz
Duke: o.o Is.. He.. Alright?
Dartz: You are NOT the best player!
Johnny: Oh yeah? Then who is?
Yugi: Didn't Te'a beat you when you challenged her to play?
Johnny: SILENCE MIDGET!
Yugi: Eep! -hides behind Valon-
Valon: -moves to where Yugi was standing-
Yugi: >_< Meanie!
Johnny: If I'm not the best player, then who is?
Dartz: I am!
Johnny: You? Ha! You look like a pansy! And like a girl!
Girl students: What's wrong with girls?!
Duke: He doesn't look that much like a girl!
Johnny: Stay out of this, Devlin!
Dartz: Don't judge a book by its cover!
Johnny: Ha, and now your into cliches! If your gonna make a comeback, be original!
Dartz: I challenge you to a Dance-off to determine who the best Dance Dance Revolution player is!
Johnny: Your so on!
Raphael: -comes in with Bandit Keith in a headlock- I wanna watch!
Bandit Keith: -all bruised up- Ow..
Allister: What did he do to you?
Bandit Keith: Nothing too bad... Threw some chairs at me.. Punched me in the stomach a few times.. But he cleaned up the bleeding, so it's alright!
Yugi: O.O;; Bleeding...?
Johnny: Alright Dartz, we'll play! But we'll be playing under my turf! I'll put on any option I desire and choose all the songs!
Dartz: Ooh, I'm shaking.
Johnny: Just you wait.
Johnny starts up the machine, then puts it so two people could play. He puts himself and Dartz to Heavy mode, he chooses the song `Paranoia Eternal' putting Dartz's option to Triple Speed, and putting the arrows to Stealth
Joey: What?! He's gotta be kiddin'! Dartz can't do that!
Yugi: Dartz agreed to play by Johnny's rules. I think he knows what he's doing.
Duke: I wouldn't count on it, he's not doing so well.
When the song ends, Dartz gets a C while Johnny gets an A
Seto: Hmm.. I wonder how he did so poorly, he can do Stealth mode so well. He did yesterday at the arcade.
Tristan: That's because the arrow's speed rate has been pumped up at triple the speed of `Paranoia Eternal, making it a grand total of 600 BPM.
Bandit Keith: What's he got to lose if he doesn't do well?
Raphael: I think I heard something about Dartz quitting his teacher job and moving to a deserted island in their agreement.
Bandit Keith: Yikes!
Johnny now chooses to do the song `Max 300' but keeps the options as they were
Mokuba: If that were me, my legs would've fallen off.
Seto: How did you get here Mokuba?
Mokuba: The Authoress thought it would be good to add my cuteness to the story!
Allister: Oh great, now we got both Kaibas here... I'm jumping for Joy..
Mokuba: Hey Seto, isn't that the guy who tried to-
Allister: -covers Mokuba's mouth- Listen, if you keep quiet about Duelist Kingdom, I'll buy you a kitten!
Mokuba: Okay!
Duke: Look! Dartz is doing so well!
When the song ends, Dartz gets an A, and Johnny gets a C
Yugi: Their tied!
Johnny: Getting scared, Dartz? Remember, if you lose, you quit your job and move to a deserted island.
Dartz: Yeah, yeah, I know! But that's why I won't lose!
Johnny now chooses the last song `The Legend of Max' keeps everything BUT the speed, which he changes to make the arrow speed go 8 times its normal speed
Duke: O_O That's.. Insane!
Dartz: -panting- You -pant- won't defeat -pant- me!
Johnny: Look's like your having some trouble breathing! You can quit now!
Dartz: NEVER!
Yugi: You gotta envy his determination.
Seto: What are you on? You have determination too.
Yugi: I think if I were to even play `Paranoia Eternal' on Heavy on double its speed, I would get tired easily. I'd probably ask for a break or something.
Seto: Not if you were on a mission, you'd stay `til the very end. You're annoying like that.
Bandit Keith's thoughts: How long will it be before stupid Raphael let's go of my head?It'sreally starting to hurt. I wonder who's gonna win the dance-off.I hope I remembered to turn the oven off.
Duke: This doesn't look good you guys, if Dartz doesn't start 0wnz1ng then he'll lose and have to live on a deserted island!
Dartz: I.... -pant- have to -pant- WIN! -his eyes get a fiery look in them, and starts getting all Perfects-
Johnny: No way! -starts messing up badly due to shock-
The song ends, and Dartz gets a B while Johnny gets a D
Johnny: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Dartz: -panting- I told you I was the best! -walks off of the dance stage-
Duke: You were so good Dartz!
Dartz: -pants some more- Thanks..
Duke: Are you going to be alright?
Dartz: Hai.
Allister: ^_^ If this is what gym class is, I like it!
Seto: -_-; It's not you idiot.
Allister: I'm not an idiot!
Seto: Oh yes you are!
Allister: Stuck up rich person!
Seto: Girly looking guy!
Allister & Seto: -argue for hours until the janitor tells them that he needs to lock up the school-
^_^ How did you like it? I think this is my shortest chapter so far! Poor Dartz, having to do songs so quickly. I know if I did songs so quick, I would probably trip over myself. X.x
Here are tidbits of information about this chapter:
Gym Uniform - White T-shirt with black shorts with white stripes on the side
Speed of songs Dartz danced to - `Paranoia Eternal' 600 BPM (originally 200 BPM without adjusting the speed) `Max 300' 900 BPM (originally 300 without adjusting the speed) I'm not sure about `The Legend of Max' due to the fact that the BPM changes in the song.
Hai - It mean's yes in japanese.
Well, that's all the information, hope you enjoyed the chapter! ^_^
