Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Dragon's Love ❯ The Perks of Being a Billionaire ( Chapter 5 )

Disclaimer: I don't own Yugioh, but Nkosi and Yue are my original characters! I gave them life in my stories!! Um, not that way people. >.<

AnimeFan: All right! I know, it took me forever. It's not my fault though! My mother dragged my to DisneyLand for five days. I haven't got a lap top so I couldn't type up any new chapters for any of my stories. -___-' Sorry. Hopefully this will make up for it.

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Chapter 5 -- The Perks of Being a Billionaire


Seto swallowed the last forkful of his pancakes and gave his two koi's a sticky kiss. "I'm going to go wash my face and brush my teeth. You two go wait in the car, ok?" Smiling, he walked over and popped his dish into the dishwasher before practically skipping to the bathroom. How long would this giddy feeling in him stay? Oh well, who cares! La lala lala! He turned the water on and lathered up a rag, scrubbing away the syrup while glaring at what appeared to be a pimple trying to poke out of nowhere. "Oh, so you want to scourge my face don't you!! Take that!!"

In the hallway, Yue arched an eyebrow curiously in the direction of the bathroom. It sounded like a battle was being fought in there. "Nkosi...what's going on in there?" Nkosi looked towards the bathroom and shrugged, watching as a hairdryer flew across the hallway. "I truly don't know, Yue. We must remember that though he is Kaito, he's still human...and humans can be very strange at times." Yue smiled up at his lover and watched as something resembling blue gel squirted out all over the floor followed by several well chosen curses from Seto.

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Wiping a very annoying strand of hair aside, Bakura frowned down at Ryou as his light tried unsuccessfully to coax him into the barber's shop. "Come on yami! It's either this or you'll let me comb your hair!" Ryou set pleading eyes on him and stuck his lower lip out in a pout. This would of normally worked but Bakura was dead set on doing neither, "Ryou Bakura, I would not take five steps near a brush! I like my hair like this!! If I combed it, I'd look wimpy...like you! And there is no way in hell I'm letting you cut my damn hair either!" With that said he crossed his arms and planted his feet stubbornly into the marble flooring. The two continued arguing, not caring about all the people staring at them. He had come to this so called mall to shop. Ryou had tricked him into coming by saying he was going to buy a new sweater. Damn him, how dare that little twerp of an angel use the knowledge of how much he hated that sweater to trick him!!

Ryou finally slumped in defeat and let his forehead fall into Bakura's chest pathetically. Bakura squirmed irritably and after thinking for a second he took his light around the waist and dragged the white-haired beauty in the direction of the food court. Ryou loved to cook and loved eating even more so this would put out his pouty mood, besides, Bakura was afraid that if he didn't get moving he would eventually give into Ryou's pleading. So for the sake of his hair and pride, the slightly pissed albino dragged his abiou towards the Dip-n-Dots cart. He liked Dip-n-Dots. Heh.

Ryou stumbled along at first, but at the sight of food he eventually began dragging Bakura to it instead of the other way around. Bakura paid for the ice-creams and led his light over to a secluded bench behind a few bushes and trees planted in pots. There they ate their ice cream in peace, the darker one passing a kiss to the other whenever he thought it convenient. When did he become so weak and fond of his light? Bakura licked the last of his dots from his spoon and watched Ryou eat his dots. His abiou had one of his adorable little smiles plastered on his face and his eyes were practically shining with delight. Congratulations Bakura, you've prevented the destruction of your hair. Smiling, he scooted over and pulled Ryou onto his lap, placing soft kisses on the littler one's head.

Ryou snuggled closer and smiled slyly at him, "Bribes won't save you this time yami. Let me comb or cut your hair and I'll let you burn my sweater and dress me in whatever clothes you'd like." Bakura nearly fell off the bench as images of Ryou in some very suggestive outfits suddenly invaded his mind. No! No, Ryou wasn't gonna win this damn argument! He wasn't going to cut his hair...no matter what!! He shoved Ryou off of his lap and jumped to his feet, forcing down a blush, "DON'T YOU DAMN TRY TO MANIPULATE ME, RYOU! THAT'S NOT FAIR AT ALL!!" Ryou scrunched up his nose in disappointment and scurried up on his feet. "Yami!!!! Bakura-koi...pleeeeaaaasssseeeee!!!!!!"

"NO, NO, NOOOO!!!! I like my hair damnit!!"

"And I like my sweater! So, it's a fair sacrifice."

"No!! Absolutely not!!"

"Pleeeeaaaasssseeee!!!"

"Fuck you!!!"

"Quit being such a brat, Bakura! Let me do something with that hair or I'll leave you for Joey!"

"That dog! You wouldn't, you can't! Hah! Even so, I'm not letting you cut my hair!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Now most everyone was looking at the two white-haired boys as their arguing got louder and louder. Most parents covered their children's ears and others scurried their families away. The rest of the people just shook their heads in disgust, murmuring about the need for laws that banned yaoi and sexual relationships between two members of the same family. Finally Ryou broke into a fit of tears and pitifully hugged himself, starting to say things like he was going to kill himself because he was so miserable. Bakura fought down a strangling lump in his throat and pulled his light into a warm embrace, stroking the little one's hair soothingly. "Ryou, don't say those things...that's not fair at all. Fine, I'll let you comb my hair...but no cutting it! Ok..." As fast as the tears came they stopped and Ryou was smiling brighter then ever before, hugging and kissing his yami happily. Bakura just stood there with an annoyed look and one eye twitching. Damnit, how did Ryou end up winning. Damnit, damnit, damnit!

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"Ok...first we'll go to the clothes store and get you two some outfits of your own. Nkosi, we might have to get your clothes in the store that I get mine, since, I don't think most stores have your size. Ok Nkosi...Nkosi? Yue?" Seto looked up from the map of the mall and glanced around curiously for his two lovers. Both had disappeared on him. Blowing a strand of his bangs annoyingly, he stepped around the map and looked around more closely. How hard can it be to find a really tall, black-haired man and a purple-haired mage in a mall? After walking for a while, Seto got his answer. Obviously, very hard. After passing through several small stores, Seto caught sight of Nkosi walking towards the direction of a shop that not that many boys go in.

He sped up and caught the dragon by the collar of his shirt just in time, pulling the taller man away from that particular store. Nkosi struggled for a moment then followed. "Why did you pull me away from that store, Seto-koi?" Seto stopped and gave him a well-I-wonder look. "Because, guys like us don't go waltzing into a Victoria's Secret store on a daily basis, love." Nkosi blinked at him for a moment then shrugged and crossed his arms. Seto laughed lightly, ignoring the stares from the people around him, and pulled Nkosi along as he continued walking past the shops and stuff. "Nkosi...do you know where Yue ran off to?"

"Thought he was with you..."

"Well, he's not. I looked up and you both had vanished."

"Is he in his card? The crowd could of gotten to him."

Seto stopped and pulled out his duel cards, shuffling through them till he came across the Dark Magician's card. It was blank like the Red Eyes Black Dragon one, meaning that Yue wasn't in his card. "Nope, not in there. Nkosi...how exactly...are you and Yue possible? Is this some kind of Shadow magic or what? Are you two just going to disappear for good one day or..." He stopped as his taller koi placed a finger on his lips in a shushing manner. The brunette looked up into the other's eyes curiously and was met with a warm, comforting smile. "We won't leave you, Seto. This has nothing to do with Shadow magic except that it was Shadow magic that locked us within those cards. You see, each card has the spirit of a duel monster in it. The cards are our portal into this world from the world we live in. It was just luck that those two cards you have had me and Yue's spirit in them...or fate maybe."

Seto smiled and jumped lightly into Nkosi's arms, snuggling close to him without care for the stares of passing people. Who cares what anyone thinks, if they dared opened their mouths he'd sue them homeless and bare. Sighing, he kissed Nkosi's neck as the dragon traced light circles on his back lovingly. This was heaven...but something was missing still. Yue of course, it just wasn't right without the smaller mage snuggling with them. As if in response, Nkosi pulled him away and nodded towards a store not far away. Seto looked in that direction and noticed what his lover had seen, a flash of plum-colored hair. "Oh no, Yue's found the pet shop."

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"YAMI!! Can't we just go home and wait for school to harass Bakura!?" Yugi pleaded as he was dragged through the hallways of the local mall by his stubborn yami.

"Shut it now, Yugi. I'm a yami on a mission and you should no better then to interrupt a yami on a mission."

"I know...but did you have to drag me along!?"

Yami ignored his light and shoved through a group of people in his hot pursuit of a certain albino tomb rat. "When I find him I'm going to squeeze every last drop of information out of that good for nothing bandit till he's dehydrated and bald!!!!" Yugi decided not to think about how Yami would proceed with that and followed his darker half reluctantly through the crowd of shoppers. After what seemed like forever, his Yami gave a war cry and charged towards several bushes in the food court. Yugi covered his eyes and fought down a blush, trying to ignore the stares from all the people around them. Oh man, this was so embarrassing...

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Two kids skipped happily out of a nearby arcade totting a cart of stuffed animals along behind them. Mokuba looked towards his friend Yule with a wide smile playing on his face, "I told you I was the pin ball master of the world!!" Yule smiled back and slapped him a high five. "Man, your so lucky Mokuba! Your the pin ball master, you've got all the video games in the world, and you've got the coolest brother in the world too." Mokuba closed his eyes and raised his head up high with pride. "Yep! Seto's the greatest big brother in the whole universe!!! Hey! Let's go grab some chow at the food court!"

"Ok! Race you there!"

"Hah! No one has ever out ran the great Kaiba!"

"You mean the tiny Kaiba..."

"Shut up! The last one there is Mrs. Pac Man!!!"

"Ahhh!! I don't wanna be the pac man with the bow!!!!"

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"But I want a kitten!!! Pleeeaaassseeeee!!!!!"

Seto strained to keep a straight face as he dragged his smaller lover out of the pet shop. Nkosi sauntered along looking rather amused at the mage struggling madly. Yue pried desperately before turning and giving the brunette the most kawaii puppy-eyes he could make. "Please, Setty-wetty!! Just one kitten...or two! I'll take care of them I promise!!" Seto ignored the puppy eyes knowing all to well the fate of those who looked into such a stare. He had burned many a credit card when shopping with Mokuba because of that stare. "No, absolutely not! I will not have kittens running around my house, scratching up the furniture and getting everything hairy."

"Pleeaaassseeee, Seto!!! I'll love you forever!!"

"No."

"Why not!?"

Heaving slightly from dragging the mage, Seto forced Yue down onto a bench and glared at him, "Because! I can't stand cats...with that fur, odor, and their destruction of everything from beds to birds!!" Yue stared at him shocked for a second then began to pout, tears threatening to fall from his blue eyes. "You...how can you hate kittens...All mages and such have cats! YOU HATE ME!!!!"

"I don't hate you..."

"YES YOU DO!!!"

"No, I just hate animals."

Gasp. "You're an animalist!! ANIMALIST!!! Animal hater, shame on you!!"

"Yue! I'm not an animal hater!! I meant..."

"ANIMAL HATER!!!"

With that, Yue broke into a very loud fit of crying causing people around them to glare at Seto accusingly. Returning the glares, the brunette looked at Nkosi pleadingly. The older dragon just shrugged and tried to not laugh. Sighing, Seto turned back to the wailing mage, "Ok, here's the deal Yue. Christmas is almost here so if you're really good I'll get you a kitten." Yue immediately quit crying and stared up at him with big eyes, "Really!!"

"Yes, really."

Yue gave a squeal and ungracefully tackled Seto happily. After being kissed a million times by an overly enthusiastic lover, Seto shoved him off and got to his feet. "You're as bad as Mokuba..." Yue jumped to his feet and smiled, batting his eyes innocently. Nkosi laughed lightly and gave both of them a kiss before spotting a store that was selling swords. Seto sensed danger for his wallet and grabbed both of his lovers arms firmly, dragging them away from the stores. "Ok, how about we get some lunch at the food court before hitting the clothes stores, eh?"

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Animefan: Ohhhh!! Everyone is heading to the food court at the mall. What could I be up to? Anyone like the funny scenes here? This was a lighter chapter then the others. Lol. Yue and Ryou really know how to win their arguments, don't they? Ha! ^__^ Yes, much chaos here and even more in the next chapter!! Now, Seto, behold the power of being spied upon!! MUAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! ^________________^