Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Dragon's Love ❯ B-Slapped! O_o ( Chapter 6 )

Disclaimer: I don't own Yugioh. No, just Yue and Nkosi's names and personalities. Muahahaha!!

AnimeFan: (peeps out from her bedroom door) Eh heh, hello everyone. Hope you don't mind the wait, I've been working on homework and story chapters a lot. Heh. Yeah, so anywho...I wanted to announce that Six Petals has a new chapter cause I don't think anyone has noticed and also, if you haven't read it yet, I did a one chapter story call Santa Looked A Lot Like Big Brother. It's really kawaii songfic sung by Mokuba after a certain event on Christmas Eve. It's worth reading, personally. It's in the humor section so, yeah. It has a Yami/Seto pairing so...yeah. Anywho, onto the story! Where we last left off, everyone was heading to the same food court in the same mall. Oh what by Ra's will will happen!?

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Chapter 6 -- B-Slapped! O_o


Bakura sighed in total defeat and pulled his little light into his arms, cradling the little angel lovingly. "I don't know how you do it, Ryou, but you did it." Ryou peeped out of his arms and flashed his trademark cutesy smile, chocolate colored eyes gleaming in the light from the sunroof of the food court. Bakura smiled his special smile for the other and tightened his hold, just enjoying this moment with his koi. He started to place chaste kisses on his other when a cry from not far away made the two of them break apart and stare through the brush that hid them.

Three seconds later a vicious looking Yami Motou flew out of the brush in front of them, crashing into and knocking Bakura over onto the floor where he began the tough process of strangling him to death. Bakura fought back, struggling to keep the other from crushing his throat mercilessly. Yugi stepped out of the leaves soon after and walked over to join a very shocked and nervous looking Ryou. The smaller albino turned to his friend and timidly asked, "Hey, Yugi. What did my yami do now to piss your yami off?"

"I accidentally suggested that your yami may of been the one who stole me and Joey's cards."

"YOU WHAT!?"

Ryou pulled away and covered his mouth hastily, trying to gulp down the guilt in the pit of his stomach. He was as guilty as his yami, after all he had helped Seto and Bakura with their little plan back at school. Back over with the two darks, Bakura had managed to shove Yami back to a safe distance and held the small pharaoh by his forehead. Yami futilely swung his arms at the thief, pissed that they weren't long enough to get a good blow in. "You dirty bastard! Hand us back my Dark Magician and Joey's Red Eyes!!"

Bakura scowled as he nearly got hit by the determined shrimp, "I didn't take your stupid Magician or Wheeler's stupid dragon-wannabe!!"

"I know you had something to do with it, thief!"

"I did have something to do with it, but my client's identities are always guaranteed safe and unknown!"

"Your clients, huh! Well, you'd better tell me who you helped out otherwise you'll be meeting your damned maker soon enough!"

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"Hey, Mokuba? What's with all the yelling over there behind the bushes?"

Mokuba looked over to where Yule was pointing with his ice cream covered finger. A loud commotion was going on over there. Shrugging, he started over in that direction, "Let's go check it out Yule. It might be some duelist dueling." Yule smiled happily and nodded. So the two boys tugged their cart of stuffed animals along towards the enclosed area of the food court. When they got there they found duelists, and they were dueling, just not in the normal way duelists duel. Bakura stood with his arm extending, holding back a very peeved looking Yami who was desperately trying to punch him. Ryou and Yugi were standing a bit aways, both looking embarrassed as their two darker halves fought.

Yule watched Bakura and Yami's fight with enthusiastic interest while Mokuba walked over to the two hikaris. "Heh Yugi! Ryou! What did Bakura do this time to p.o. Yami?" Ryou shook his head with a frown and continued to watch the struggle between the other two boys. Yugi, on the other hand, smiled down at him and shrugged as well, "Just the usual, Mokuba. Someone broke into Yami's room and stole the Dark Magician and Joey's Red Eyes and I accidentally suggested the criminal to be Bakura. It seems Bakura did have something to do with the theft but refuses to tell Yami who it was that hired his help."

Mokuba mouthed an "Oh" and turned to also watch the two boys fight. Yami had finally realized that if he hit Bakura's hand that was holding him back he could get free. So Yami had succeeded and was now sitting on Bakura's back whacking him with a stick he found while the other dark spirit lay on the floor, desperately trying to protect his head from the piece of wood. It was actually a very comical sight and the younger Kaiba had to struggle not to burst into laughter at the two of them.

Yule had been watching this struggle between them as well, but something else had caught his attention. He was now leaning over the rail, squinting at some people in a seat not to far away in the food court. "Hey, Mokuba! Isn't that your big brother?" As if the words "big brother" were some kind of code, Bakura and Yami quit fighting immediately, Mokuba's head snapped up to look at his friend, and Ryou and Yugi were also staring at him curiously. "What do you mean, my big brother? Seto never comes to the mall unless I make him!"

"Well, that never is today! He's over there, but the bigger question is, who are those two girls with him? They sure look guyish for women...or, they could just be guys with long hair like you Mokuba-chan."

Mokuba, Ryou, Yugi, Yami, and Bakura all raced over to join Yule in leaning over the rail and staring. Sure enough, a brunette boy looking suspiciously like Seto Kaiba was sitting with two other people that looked like they didn't belong at all. Bakura squinted his eyes before smirking and announcing, "Those two people aren't girls, kid. They're boys, just with long hair."

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Seto watched with hidden amusement as Yue, who was sitting rather comfortably in his lap, licked feebly at some drops of ice cream running down from the cone. Yue smiled triumphantly as he lapped the drops up, then went back to devouring what little was left of his five scoop ice cream cone. Nkosi was still poking at his double chocolate fudge soaked banana split, trying to decide what the lumps in the fudge were. Seto had given up on trying to explain to the dragon that the lumps were almonds and had turned to the entertainment of his uke lover.

Finally, the tallest of the three dug his spoon into the chocolaty split and brought it up to his mouth, lumps and all. The other two watched curiously as Nkosi sniffed at the stuff and finally popped it into his mouth, eyes closed as he munched on the strange stuff. He calmly returned the spoon to the ice cream for another scoop and soon there was nothing left of the split or the almonds. Seto rolled his eyes at his koi and smirked, "Told you they were edible."

Nkosi growled and stuck out his tongue, bringing it back in with sudden surprised yelp when Seto licked it with his own. Yue chuckled at this little scene that was beginning to play out, poking Seto in his ticklish spot after Nkosi crushed his lips to the brunette's passionately. "Come now you two, people are staring at us." Seto mumbled a so what and happily deepened the kiss before pulling away in a mock manner. Red eyes glared furiously at the taunting human who had decided he'd rather ravish the squealing, giggling mage.

Seto was beginning to enjoy his exploration of Yue's sweet mouth, the way he could make the other give in to him so easily and the way his slightest efforts rewarded him with a husky moan from those delicious lips. Yue gave him to much control...and Nkosi took that all away. One of the growing list of reasons why he was hopelessly in love with these two after only a day of knowing them. Yet, he had known them much longer...in his other life. Seto made a mental note to ask his two koi's about their life together before this one.

"Come now, Seto-koi. Now people are really staring. Let's crash this joint, grab some clothes for me and Yue, then hit the bed back home."

Seto reluctantly released the oxygen-deprived mage and gave Nkosi his defeated smile. The dragon was right, having sex in the food court of the mall wouldn't do to well with his reputation. Of course...on the other hand it would no doubt find a place in the news and newspaper, ultimately guaranteeing him that everyone in the world would know that Yue and Nkosi were his. No, Nkosi was right. He couldn't do that here...even if the idea was tempting. Yue pouted in his cute little way and got up out of the brunette's lap. His oversized blue shirt did a miraculous job of hiding his otherwise obvious arousal.

Anyway, Seto forced himself to look away from that particular area of his koi and stood up as well, stretching with a slight moan. Nkosi placed a soft kiss to his cheek and then, with arms wrapped around each other, the three boys left a really disturbed crowd to discover the joys of the leather store.

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"All right Seto Kaiba!!!"

Bakura waved with hysterical laughter, watching his best friend leave with arms holding two very content looking lovers. Ryou was staring at him with a slightly nervous smile and Yugi was leaning up against the railing with a happy smile. Yule had abandoned the scene to practically go swimming in the cart of stuffed animals and Mokuba was standing next to Yugi, blinking in the direction of his big brother with slight interest. Yami stood, rooted to the spot with one eye twitching. He could almost swear that he had seen those other two men with Seto before...but from where?

Bakura's hysterical laughter turned into a taunting smirk and he turned that smirk onto Yami, "Well well, would you look at that! Two days after you reject him, Seto has already forgotten all about you and found himself a lover...No, I take that back...TWO lovers! You really aren't worth crying over! Hahahahaha!!!"

Yami remained rooted to the spot, tick marks poking out here and there as he attempted to ignore the thief's taunting. Of course, good ol' Bakura wasn't done yet and continued on, rubbing Yami's skill with love into his face as much as he could. "I'll tell you this! I have never seen someone get over someone like that that fast!!"

Ping...ping...more tick marks poked out of Yami Motou.

"You're pathetic, Yami! Hahaha!!"

Twitch...twitch...twitch went Yami's left eye.

"Oh, wait till I tell the guys back at school!! Malik and Marik will have a blast with this! HAHAHAHA!!!!!"

SMACK!! Bakura stumbled back as Yami's hand made contact with his face. He stared at the other yami with shock and lifted a hand to his cheek. The pharaoh glared at him irritably, doing his absolute best to intimidate the white-haired fiend.

"Yami...Yami you...you slapped me! You slapped me...like a girl slaps someone. Yami bitch slapped me!!!! **snort** AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!"

All accounted for watched as an overly amused Yami Bakura fell to the floor, rolling around in merry laughter. Babies starting crying at the scary sight of the overly-happy psychotic yami laughing his ass off on the floor amidst a very embarrassed and pissed Yami, as well as a still shocked Yugi, Ryou, and Mokuba, and a Yule still swimming in the stuffed animals. By the time the laughing was over, the whole food court had cleared out to make appointments with their psychiatrists. Awe yes, the branch of psychology would find booming prices in the stock market today.

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AnimeFan: Awwweeee...the sweet smell of humor! =P Ok, I was laughing my ass off along with Bakura. I bet Yami is having a decreasing of pride crisis at the moment. Yep. Hee hee. I don't mean to be mean to Yami. He's my favorite character besides Seto...it's just that this story is basically about Seto's new loves, the problems that come along with it, and Yami getting embarrassed. Sorry, Yami! I'll make up for this, I promise! I'm starting plans for two more stories based on a Yami/Seto pairing, so don't hate me.

Yami: Don't worry, I don't hate you at all.

Bakura: YAMI B-SLAPPED ME!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! XD

Yami: >.< Shut up damnit! You aren't going to drop this, are you...

Bakura: NOPE!!! ^_______________^

AnimeFan: Ok, next chapter...Yue/Seto/Nkosi lime! Sorry, it'd would be a lemon except that something sorta happens...ok, I'm quiet now! You'll just have to read it for yourself. ^-^' Enough laughing now, Bakura...

Bakura: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!