Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Early Morning Insanity ❯ Introduction ( Prologue )

This is my first comedy `fic, so bear with me, k?

Warnings! IF YOU DON'T LIKE YAOI, DON'T READ! IF YOU LIKE ANZU/TEA, REALLY DON'T READ THIS! If you don't like random humor and somewhat internal jokes, you'd better stop or get used to it if you continue. The Yaoi in the story is fluff, nothing explicit, but DON'T FLAME FOR THE YAOI! This story was started a really long time ago (maybe in February,) so forgive me if the nonexistent plot seems to change from time to time. IF you detect a plot… I'll be shocked. My last attempt at putting a plot on a comedy ended up with us (Kat, Liz and Tina) being taken to the place with the pretty white padded walls.

Disclaimer: I have no claim to Yu-Gi-Oh, The Simpsons, or whatever else. I make no money off my fanfix, so no suing me. The only things I own are myself, my yami, my voices, and my candy stash that caused this story in the first place.

Don't bother flaming me, as all flames will be used to fuel my GODDESS POWERS! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

The characters:

Bettina Christina Maria Rose: the authoress and wielder of the Millennium Dagger, somewhat insane (she claims to be a fire or elemental goddess), often running on 4 or less hours of sleep and a good bit of chocolate.

Katryieona Satsuke (Kaiba): the authoress' schizophrenic voice, girlfriend of Seto, somewhat homicidal, created as a result of my gaining a yami…

Elizabeth Marie Rose: the authoress' somewhat deranged, depressed, suicidal, homicidal yami. Actually funny when she's not trying to kill herself (or someone else), an advisor of Yami's from Egypt.

There will be guest appearances from some of my friends, too. They'll be introduced as they show up.

Yu-Gi-Oh characters:

Yami, Yugi, Ryou, Bakura, Seto, Jou, Honda, Mokuba, Otogi, Malik, Marik, Isis, and Mai. Anzu will only enter to be tortured.

Pairings: Yami+Yugi, Ryou+Bakura, Seto+Jou, Seto+Kat, Honda+Otogi, Malik+Marik. All the others are single.

Nicknames:

Bettina=Tina

Katryieona=Kat

Elizabeth=Beth

CS=Bettina's evil professor, Carroll-sensei

S.Char= Simpsons Characters

Bart=Bart Simpson

Pyro=Bettina's new boyfriend (who really is a pyro and an anime otaku)

Jou=Jounouchi

Shizu=Shizuka

Symbols to know: *actions, * /Yugi to Yami/, //Yami to Yugi//, \Ryou to Bakura\, \\Bakura to Ryou\\, /Malik to Marik\, //Marik to Malik\\, ~Bettina to Beth or Kat~, {Beth to Kat or Tina}, {~Kat to Beth or Tina~}

And now, on to the plotless randomness!