Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Everyone is going crazy ❯ killer bean ( Chapter 1 )

((Brought from ff.net. ignore weird stuff I say))

Sakiya: Yip, yip! I'm finally back!

Bakura: Boo!

Sakiya: Hush you.

Bakura: Never! HAHAHA!

Sakiya: o.O ooookay. Don't worry Bakura you'll get your share of…… bad luck.

Bakura: Crap.

Sakiya: *laughs evilly* I hate to do this to my poor Bakura. But don't worry, others will be tortured with you.

Bakura: ……… -.-

Sakiya: ^-^ And no this has nothing to do with bashing. Unless Tea or Serenity gets hurt.

Bakura: *grabs hockey stick* Bring it on.

Sakiya: ^-^ Okay. On with the story already.

Seto: She doesn't own anything. Well except her cats. *gets scratched*

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It's a nice, pretty day outside. In Ryou's home……

Ryou: *gets up* Ah. What a good- BAKURA WHAT IN THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?

Bakura: *petting the cat* *Growling* We made a peace treaty.

Cat: Meow.

Ryou: Bakura, you're not even supposed to touch the cat. It's against the rules!

Bakura: Rules? What rules? Do you see any damn rules cat?

Cat: *scratches up paper of rules* meow.

Ryou: *sulks* I give up

Bakura: Finally. Thought you never would. *tosses the cat*

Cat: HISS! *pounces on Bakura*

Bakura: AAHHH!!! BAD KITTY!!! *running around frantically* GET THIS DAMN THING OFF MY HEAD!

Ryou: *not listening*

Bakura: AAAHHH!!!

Yugi: *comes in the window dressed up as a ninja turtle* HEEYAAA!!!! *hits a couple of lamps, then hits the cat*

Cat: REEOW! *runs away*

Bakura: oO what the hell are you wearing midget?

Yugi: I'ma Ninja Turtle! *plays theme music*

Ryou: O.o

*window breaks. Footsteps are heard*

Yugi: Yay! My teammates are coming!

Pegasus: *dressed up as Donatello* Wheeeeeeee!

Weevil: *uhh… the orange one* TA DAH!

Espa Roba: *the red one* YAAAAH!

Yugi: We are!-

*All do various poses*

Yugi: THE WEENIE SQUAD! I mean- THE NINJA TURTLES!

Ryou and Bakura: *kick out the ninja turtles*

Bakura: So much for the good day. Stupid mortals….

Ryou: Well… you can't say that it wasn't funny.

Bakura: Yes I can.

*Various noises heard outside*

Bakura: Now what? *looks out broken window*

*The "Ninja Turtles" are trying to save Tea from a man-eating green bean*

Tea: Ahhh!!! *bean has her*

Yugi: We'll save you Tee! I mean Tea!

*"Ninja Turtles" get their asses kicked by the bean*

Tea: Oh no! *gets eaten*

Bakura: *laughs evilly*

Ryou: Oh my…..

Bakura: If only things like this happened every day……

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Sakiya: Yes I know its short. But I would like some opinions on some stupid random activity! I like peoples ideas….

Bakura: I will personally kill whoever wants to torture me

Sakiya: *pets Bakura* be nice!

Bakura: no!

Sakiya: Well R&R with your ideas! ^-^ Please make them good!