Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Everyone is going crazy ❯ more turtles and the idiot ( Chapter 2 )
Sakiya: YAY!! I GOT A REVIEW!!! *gives plushie to reviewer* YAY! You're my new favorite reviewer! … Cause you're the only one! ^-^ Love ya new reviewer!
Bakura: Yeah….sure you do.
Sakiya: What? I do! At least they like what I write. Unlike you.
Bakura: I never said I didn't like it.
Sakiya: You don't have to say it. It just shows. *pulls out hockey stick*
Bakura: Meep…..
Sakiya: ^^
Seto: Not again….. Anyways, she owns nothing.
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Ryou: No, things like this shouldn't happen everyday. Before you know it, everyone's going to have something bad happen to them.
Bakura: ……Cool.
Ryou: No! Not cool!
Bakura: Prove me wr- *gets cut off by a loud girly scream* What the hell?
*Bandit Keith comes running towards the two with a paper bag over his head.*
B.K. (bandit Keith): NOOOOOO!!!! AHHHHH!!!!
Bakura: What's your problem stupid mortal?
B.K.: You won't believe it!
Ryou: Believe what?
B.K.: What *sniffle* happened!
Bakura: Oh great. He's crying about it. That's always a good sign. *sees "Ninja Turtles" outside* Well…. I guess that's a good sign too.
Ryou: What happened to you Keith?
B.K.: I can't tell you! *cry*
Ryou: Sure you can. It's all right.
B.K.: Okay….. Well…. It all started off this morning when I got up-
Bakura: Okay okay. We didn't ask for your life story.
Ryou: *elbows Bakura* Please continue Keith.
B.K.: *nods* Well. I got up and decided to go ahead and take my shower. Well first thing on the 'bad day' list. When I slid the shower door shut, I shut it on my-
Bakura: I DON'T NEED TO KNOW THAT!
B.K.: Okay I'll skip ahead. (A/n: XD That's funny to me) I combed my hair and then I went to go get my bandanna. Well when I was looking for it I slid and hit my-
Bakura: OKAY THAT'S ENOUGH! Here's your freakin' bandanna! *throws bandanna at Keith*
B.K.: YAY! *starts squealing like a girl* *skips off happily*
Bakura: Remind me to never talk to him again.
Ryou: But I was the one-
Bakura: I SAID never let me talk to him again.
Ryou: ooookay.
*Meanwhile at the park*
Marik (not the evil yami Marik): Ah. Finally. A nice day with no interruptions.
*"Ninja Turtles" enter park looking for evil*
L. Yugi (Leonardo): Hi Marik! Have you seen any evil?
Marik: O.o …….No.
D. Pegasus (Donatello): Well Leonardo, shall we continue our search?
L. Yugi: Yup! Lets go turtles!
*They leave like idiots*
Marik: Well that was…… stupid.
Bakura: Tell me about it….
Marik: When did you get here?
Bakura: Just now.
Marik: Oh…… What do you want?
Bakura: I've got an idea…..
Marik: And what's that?
Bakura: See the girl over there? *points at Tea*…………… Wait a fuckin' second. She died not to long ago…
Marik: What about Tea?
Bakura: Well….. I'm planning something evil. And you're going to help me.
Marik: …. What's in it for me?
Bakura: You get to hurt the authoress.
Sakiya: Hey! I'm not to be mentioned!
Bakura: Shut up! Anyways that what's in it for you.
Marik: Sounds good.
Sakiya: Gack! *leaves*
Bakura: Come. I'll show you the plan.
*They go to Bakura's hideout. Which is under a park bench*
Marik: This is stupid….
Bakura: Shut up. I'm having insurance problems.
Marik: -.-
Bakura: Anyways here's the plan. *whispers plan*
Marik: Sounds okay I guess.
Bakura: Good lets go.
*They "Sneak out" of the hideout. Getting strange looks from other people*
Tea: Ah. It's so nice today!
*She suddenly gets bound and gagged.*
Bakura: What the hell? Someone beat us to her!
Marik: Ra dammit!
*meanwhile out on the streets*
M. Weevil: I wonder why our arch nemises hasn't attacked us yet….
R. Roba: Yes that is strange. Usually the Shredder has attacked by now….
???: Heeeeeeelp!!!!
L Yugi: Alright turtles! Finally some action!
*so the turtles go into action, finding the scream to be none other than the Shredders trick. Or so they think*
L. Yugi: Ah ha! We have finally found you Shredder! Now you will pay! TURTLES ATTACK!!!
Shredder: but- wait-!
*Turtles slaughter the shredder*
L Yugi: Now to unmask the Shredder.
*all the turtles look hopeful*
D. Pegasus: Oh my word! All this time our arch nemesis was
All: TEA!
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Sakiya: Well it's not the best but-
Bakura: NO! I WANTED TO KILL HER!
Sakiya: Calm down! Maybe next time!
Marik: Better be!
Sakiya: oO
Seto: I told you, you shouldn't let them work together.
Sakiya: *hides behind seto* Well R&R peoples! GIVE ME IDEAS!!!
Bakura: I NEED TO KILL!