Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Everyone is going crazy ❯ Seto and killer Ryou ( Chapter 3 )

Sakiya: ^-^ YAY!!! I GOT MORE REVIEWS!!!! *hugs all of the reviewers*

Bakura: *twitching*

Sakiya: Don't worry Bakura. You should get some bloodshed today.

Bakura: FINALLY!

Sakiya: ^^

Seto: I have a bad feeling………. She owns nothing.

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*Where'd we leave off? Oh yeah. The Ninja Turtles*

L. Yugi: Well……. Our nemesis is dead…..

D. Pegasus: Well. LET'S GO LOOK FOR MORE EVIL!!!

All: YEAH!!!

*So the turtles take off once again. Passing our favorite bad-tempered CEO*

Seto: I RESENT THAT!

*Fine. Our favorite CEO*

Seto: Better.

*sigh*

Seto: *smirk*

*growl*

*Anyways. They pass up our favorite CEO who at the moment is…. Uh…. Walking a dog*

Seto: …..

*WALK THE DOG IDIOT!*

Seto: *walking down the street, walking the dog* Why me?

*Suddenly, a truck with a strange horn comes by. They truck has a foul smell to it*

Truck: do do dooo dooo dooo do do de de de

Seto: That can only be one truck…… the…… spam truck…. (A/n Thank you monty python for the spam ideas)

Seto: YYYAAAAHHHHH!!!! *runs after truck with a lighter and some cherry bombs*

Ryou: *sees seto run by* Uh……. Well that was certainly strange.

*Barney comes running down the sidewalk towards Ryou*

Barney: I love you!

Ryou: oOo AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! *runs away as fast as he can*

Barney: *rolls down the sidewalk, squishing people*

Ryou: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

*somewhere in the distance*

Bakura: Sounds like Ryou…. That stupid mortal probably sees a spider*

Ryou: *comes running by* RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!

Bakura: oO

Barney: I LOVE YOU TOO!!!

Bakura: O_O *runs away*

*Bakura runs into a shop, but sees Ryou go out right when he goes in*

Ryou: *fully armed with all kinds of shot guns and bombs* >o< DIE BITCH!!!!

*Ryou starts firing at Barney, who is getting lots of holes in him*

Bakura: o.o

Ryou: YYYAAAAHHHHHHH!!! *Throws lots of proximity mines at Barney*

Barney: *is blown to smithereens*

Bakura: o.o

Ryou: ^^

Bakura: What the hell was all of THAT?

Ryou: ^^ I had Mountain Dew!

Bakura: -.- No wonder.

*later on*

Malik: What to do…. What to do…..

*he spots a random hamburger lying on the ground*

Malik: *picks up the hamburger* I wonder what I could do with you…….

*he throws the hamburger as it hits someone right in the face*

Person: AAAHHHHH!!!!

Malik: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Bakura: what are you up to now idiot?

Malik: Throwing stuff at people….

Bakura: Good enough. But let's carry out the plan now.

Malik: Oh you mean the one where-

Bakura: Yes that one.

Malik: Yes!

Bakura&Malik: *laugh evilly*

*Following Seto*

Seto: Damn you spam truck!!!! *keeps on throwing cherry bombs*

Truck: *honks its ridiculous horn*

Seto: DDDIIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!! *misses by a mile* ooops.

Tea: La la la la la la AAAAHHHH!!!! *cherry bomb misses her* Whew!

Bakura: That was close.

Malik: Tell me about it

Ryou: * out of nowhere* MWAHAHAHAHA!!!! *shoots Tea with his Tactical Sniper*

Tea: *dead*

Bakura: DAMN YOU RYOU!!!

Malik: >.< at this rate I'm never gonna get to hurt Sakiya….

*Meanwhile. Following the Ninja Turtles*

L. Yugi: Hey! I think I heard a scream in the building over there!

M. Weevil: Lets go investigate!

*So they go into the building*

R. Roba: but look!......

D. Pegasus: It's just an empty room…..

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Sakiya: Well. I'm building onto another idea!

Bakura: Grrrrrrrr I WANT TO KILL!!!!

Sakiya: Eeep! *pulls out hockey stick* STAY BACK!!!!

Malik: *tackles Sakiya from behind*

Sakiya: AAHHHHH!!!!

Bakura&Malik: *laugh evilly … again*

Sakiya: @.@

Ryou: YYYAAAHHHH!!!!! *kicks Malik*

Malik: @.@

Sakiya: ^^ *huggles caffine high Ryou*

Ryou: ^^

Bakura: *growl*

Sakiya: R&R! See ya next time!