Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Everything I've Ever Wanted ❯ You Drive Me Crazy ( Chapter 1 )

Frazzle: Whoohoo! This is my first Yu-Gi-Oh fic! ^_^

Bakura: Oh Ra, help us all…

Frazzle: >> *gets out her evil flamethrower of doom* What did you say, tomb robber?

Bakura: O.O; N-Nothing…

Frazzle: That's what I thought…

Malik: I think we could all use some life insurance.

Yami Malik: I'd have to agree with you on that one, aibou.

Seto: No need to worry. I have plenty of money for that.

Joey & Tristan: Horray! We are all going to have life insurance! ^_^

Seto: Too bad I'm not using it for you two mutts.

Joey: …Hey! That's no fair, Kaiba! ;_;

Tristan: What he said!

Joey: Don't steal my lines, Tristan!

Tristan: I'm not stealing your lines, you moron!

Joey: I'm not a moron, you moron!

Tristan: Don't change the subject!

Joey: I'm not changing the subject! …I'm clearly stating a simple fact!

Tristan: …Why you… *fumes and tackles his friend*

Joey: *falls to the ground and proceeds to fight with Tristan like two untamed dogs, complete with fur… or in this case hair… flying every-which-way*

Frazzle: -_-; *sigh* The things I have to put up with on a daily basis…

*a random explosion goes off in the background*

Frazzle: GRRAAAAHHH!!! Anyways, this is a rated 'R' fic for later scenes, profanity, etc. So if you are underage, or don't like guy/guy pairings, don't read it. I've warned you.

Bakura: Yes. She warned you. You don't want to get in this idiot's way when she's-

Frazzle: *hits him over the head with a nearby shovel*

Bakura: X_X

Words in brackets such as these mean…

\\ Yami's thoughts \\

// Seto's thoughts //

It was a very gloomy afternoon in Domino City. Grey swirling clouds were starting to form and cover the earth like a dark blanket. Hardly anyone was outside, and doing outdoor activities was simply out of the question, when they had weather like this to spoil it.

Yami, Yugi Mouto's darker half, sat lazily in a blue beanbag chair, relaxing against it, as he watched the television with a bored expression. A young woman with a pink blouse, a white skirt that looked too small for her ass, and a screechy voice, stood in front of a map of Japan, and began forecasting the weather.

"Today in Japan we are seeing rain, rain, rain. But tomorrow look forward to sun, sun, sun! It's going to be so fun, fun, FUN!" The lady's annoying voice sounded like nails on a chalkboard.

Yami rubbed his temples and closed his eyes. "And you have something up your ass, ass, ASS! Ra, I think I need an aspirin…" Yami stood up, fixing his leather outfit, as he proceeded to find headache medicine in the nearest bathroom cabinet.

* Yami's POV *

Ra, why can't I stop thinking about him? It's like whatever I do, I can't seem to get him off my mind! That rich CEO bastard… He shall pay for making me feel this way… Hm… maybe by bondage… yes… chains sound good-ah WAIT a minute!! What am I saying?! Me?! The King of Games, attracted to THAT asshole?!? No way!

I mean, sure he has chocolate brown hair that you fantasize entangling your fingers in, wrapping it around every strand, feeling its soft texture… So what if he has those two icy blue eyes, that seem to hypnotize you whenever you meet their gaze. And who CARES if he has such a sexy, yet seductive smile that sends shivers down your spine… And that low voice that seems to give you goose bumps whenever you hear it… Oh, and don't forget he has a nice ass, too… Ouch! What the hell did I just run in to?! Ack! Alright, Yami, concentrate and stop running into walls… Your hikari will get suspicious…

Gods, where's the damn bathroom!? Does it LIKE hiding from me?! Oh wait… There it is. Now, for head medicine… I think I need a lot of it… You know… another good head medicine would be the soft yet eager kisses of-GAH! No! Shut up, Yami!! Just pick up the damn pills and get the hell out of here!

* Author's POV *

Yami gulped down the aspirin in one big motion, then stood staring at the mirror in front of him.

"What are you looking at!? Don't look at me like I'm crazy! I can't help it if I like the guy, alright?! I just can't tell him! Why not? Did you just ask me why NOT?" Yami pounced on to the sink's counter and glared at his reflected image, nose barely touching the mirror. "Because… Seto is not gay! Who in their right mind would think Seto is gay?!" Yami's arms started to flap everywhere upon each word he spoke. "He probably has some woman sleeping with him as we speak! Erm... as I speak! Wait, why am I even talking to myself?! I'm such a nut case…"

Yami hopped off the sink in one quick motion and started to head out the door. Right before he could take another step, he stopped, turned around, and glared even harder (if possible) at the mirror whom he just confessed his true feelings to, and walked over to it one last time. Man, this guy has problems…

"Oh. One more thing..." Yami put his face up to the mirror once again, and pointed an index finger at his image. "I'm not finished with you. Do you hear me? I don't like Kaiba, alright? ALRIGHT?! So stop looking at me like I do!! Hey, are you even LISTENING TO ME!?"

"Of course I am, Yami, I could hear you all the way down the hall. You alright?"

Yami quickly spun around, eyes darting around the room to see where that voice was coming from. From the doorway, he spotted Yugi, his lighter half, giving him a look of worry. Yami's face immediately flushed a deep crimson red, and his mouth gaped like a complete fool, as he stood staring at his hikari in utter silence.

\\ Did he hear me? Did he just hear what I said? Did I say what I said, out loud? Oh my Ra, what if he heard me?!? What will he suspect?! Will he think… \\

"Yami!" Yugi called out once more. "I just asked if you were alright! Your face is bright red! Are you catching a fever?" Yugi's lavender eyes rounded to an even bigger size.

\\ Oh no… He's doing those puppy dog eyes again. I hate when he does that… *sigh* He must really be worried. Oh well. I'll just have to make up something. After all, there's no WAY I'm telling him the true reason why I look like an over-grown cherry, even if he is my hikari… Sorry, Yugi… \\

"Yes, uh.. I'm fine, Yugi." Yami stumbled on his words.

"Are you sure? It sounded like you were screaming at someone."

"I'm fine. That was just, uh… I was just… practicing my new speeches for my next duel. Yeah. That's right. My speeches. You know I always need to be prepared for those sorts of things." Yami looked down at the ground, finding a piece of lint on the floor very interesting.

"Yami…" Yugi began, "All the duels you usually have are unexpected! So you never HAD the time to prepare, anyways! "

Yami kept on staring at the floor, finding one lint piece after another. \\ Ra… I never knew there was so much lint on the floor… Yugi's grandpa needs to clean this house baaad- \\

"Well, whatever, I wanted to tell you something! Guess who just called!?" Yugi started jumping up and down, with a huge smile plastered on his face.

"…The ice cream man?" Yami said, mockingly.

"No, silly! Joey just called and invited us all to hang out together at the beach tomorrow afternoon! The weather forecasters said it was supposed to be sunny, sunny, sunny! And I'm sure we'll have LOTS of fun, but I really wanted you to go, too! So… can you?"

\\ Sunny, sunny, sunny? Oh gods, my aibou is turning into that weather woman with the lightning rod shoved up her ass… \\

"I don't know, aibou…I still have a lot to do here…" \\ Yeah, a lot to do about thinking of some sexy rich person in tight leather pants and a trench coat… \\

"Well if you mean watching over the Game Shop, Grandpa can do that! I promise you won't regret this trip! Pleeeease come?" And with that last note, Yugi's eyes widened once again to the all-famous puppy dog eyes.

Yami stared at his hikari, half in amusement, and half in anxiety. He sighed a big sigh, and picked up Yugi. "Alright… But only for a little while."

"Yay!" With that, Yugi pounced out of Yami's arms, and ran to the kitchen phone. "I'm going to call Joey and tell him you're coming! Thank you Yami!!! Thank you sooo much!"

Yami gave a small smile. He loved his hikari, but not the way he loved a certain dark-haired, snobby, sexy CEO. He was all he ever wanted. Yet somehow, Yami knew he didn't stand a chance. Or so he thought. With that in mind, he marched upstairs to Yugi's Millennium Puzzle, and went into his soul room, trying to get his mind off of a certain billionaire, but failing miserably at it.

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Meanwhile, at the Kaiba Mansion, Seto Kaiba was chasing around a frantic Mokuba, who was currently wearing a superman cape, and a pair of sunglasses.

"You're such a mean brother!"

"Mokuba, I said I was sorry! Please, just come here!" Seto almost tripped over a Batman action figure laying carelessly on the ground. "Mokuba-Oof…"

"But big brother, you ate my ice cream!" Mokuba pouted, jumping from cushion to cushion, evading his brother and enjoying it, it seemed.

"I said I'd give you another box of Chunky Monkey ice cream if you would just SETTLE DOWN!" But yelling did not stop the wailing Mokuba. Come to think of it, I can barely think of anything that can stop that kid once he is on one of his hyper sprees.

"But yooou aaate myyyy iceee creeeeam…AH! Big Brother, what are you doing?!" Mokuba was being held upside down by Seto Kaiba. "Let me go!"

"How can I make this up to you? You know tomorrow's a Sunday, and your favorite ice cream store is closed that day." Mokuba started kicking, but Seto just tightened his grasp.

"Weeell… if you put it THAT way… How about we go to the beach? Please, please, please can we go to the beach? It will make up for you eating all my favorite ice cream!" Mokuba's eyes suddenly lit up just thinking about the warm sand, the crystal clear ocean, and the nearby ice cream stand that was always open on the beach's shores. Yes, that kid sure did love his ice cream.

// Ra, what's gotten into this kid? Didn't my father ever give him anything BUT sugar? Oh wait, that's right, my father was a jack ass. Never mind that concept, then. Oh well. My schedule is not too heavy tomorrow anyway, so what the hell. I guess I'll take him to the beach. What could it hurt? Well, I know what WOULD hurt, telling him the truth about who REALLY ate his ice cream. If I ever told him our puppy Foofoo ate it, he'd kill the poor dog. Not that I like dogs… Hm… well maybe just hot dogs… Which reminds me of a certain Egyptian Pharaoh… which reminds me of DOING things with a certain Egyptian Pharaoh… Which leads to… hmm.. Maybe this trip to the beach will be worth my while after all… I can always dream about him while Mokuba plays in the sa-…//

"So CAN we, Seto? Can we go to the beach tomorrow, or what!" Even though Mokuba was hanging upside-down, he had his arms crossed, and his cape tossed over his head.

"Yes… Mokuba, we will go to the beach, if it makes you happy." Seto set down Mokuba on a nearby chair, to which Mokuba rolled right off of it, and hit smack into the ground on top of a He-Man toy. Seto groaned and rubbed his temples. "Mokuba, I think you need life insurance…"

Once that whole chasing "game" was done and over with, Seto proceeded up to his master bedroom for the evening. Taking off his usual leather attire, and left with nothing but boxers and a bare chest, he slid under his silk, satin sheets, putting his arms behind his head, staring up at the ceiling.

// Yes… tomorrow WILL be interesting. Not only for Mokuba, but for me as well. I get to fantasize about that sexy Egyptian Pharaoh. Hmm… Why not get started now? After all, I need some ideas anyways… Mmm… what about bondage… That seems… interesting… And the way his multi-colored hair waves in the breeze… Gods how I want to run my hands through it… I bet it is as soft as these sheets. And his eyes… two crimson pools that seem to carry me away in a world… a world that is full of pleasure and desire... And why in the hell does he have to wear those damn leather pants and skin-tight shirt!? Does he LIKE to torture me or something? I bet he does! That IDIOTIC bastard! How DARE he mock someone as great as the almighty Seto Kaiba! Well?! I'll show him! One of these days… But, I don't believe Yami is gay… He was a PHARAOH for Ra's sake! And, even if he WAS gay, he would NEVER go for a pathetic guy like me. I'm too busy with my work and have a poll stuck up my ass, as most people say. Ugh… I think I need some sleep… //

And with a big sigh, Seto turned over in his large bed, pulling the silk sheets over his pale body, and drifting off into a dream where there was nothing but the face of Yami.

Frazzle: Well? How'd I do for a first chapter?

Yami: You made me swear a lot.

Frazzle: Well this isn't Kids WB you know. They took out all the swearing so it would be "appropriate" for children.

Yugi: Hm.. That's true.

Seto: So what will happen next? Will Yami and I meet at the beach? Or are you just going to torture us some more?

Frazzle: Eeh… a little bit of both. ^^

Mokuba: *tugs on Seto's trench coat* NOW can I have my ice cream?

Frazzle: Oh, don't worry about that, Mokuba. You'll eventually get your sugar…

Seto: NNNNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Joey & Tristan: *chuckles evilly*

Bakura: Hey! Can I join him? ^_^

Frazzle: *anime fall* You and your sugar.

Bakura: I knoooow… *evil smirk*

Frazzle: Anyways, please read and review! And I'm sorry if it sucked!! *sees a bunch of flamethrowers laying around* O_O Uh oh…