Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Flat Mates ❯ Kiwifruit Shampoo ( Chapter 3 )

Hi there! I'm back, being a very good girl with updating. Anyway, I'm in a good mood because it's a Lost night!!!! …That would be the night of the week when “Lost” (AWESOME TV show) is on… Yaaaaaaaaaaah!

I obviously do not own Yu-gi-oh or I wouldn't be writing this, I'd be making it into a TV show…Ha-ha...

Anyway, Marik is Yami Malik just so you know. ^^

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[Bakura's POV]

 

I was woken, early in the morning, by a high-pitched scream.

 

“What the hell did you do THAT for?” I asked [none other than] Ryou, who was staring at me like some kind of mad person. I rubbed my ear, it was still ringing.

 

Ryou made strange eyebrow movements, like I had just said something irritating and stupid. Then he yelled.

“WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU DOING IN MY BED AGAIN!!!???”

Wow. That guy sure could yell.

 

I don't know what was wrong. I didn't want to sleep on the floor so I just snuck into his bed while he was sleeping. Okay, so I knew he'd react like this, but still, it's a free country isn't it? Wait…I don't think that rule applies with this situation.

“Sleeping. Now shut up” I stated, rolling over to try to get to sleep again. No such luck.

 

“WHO SAID YOU COULD SLEEP IN MY BED!???”

 

“I did. Well, no, I didn't, but I thought it. So there. Now either get out or let me sleep” I said.

 

He made one of those I'm-irritated-now huffing sounds and got out of bed.

 

 

[Ryou's POV]

 

I got in the shower, waited for the water to go warm.

Soon it did, and I hopped in. Much better.

I started humming a mindless tune, reaching for the shampoo. As soon as I did, I got one of those feelings you get when you miss a step in a staircase. What on earth? I examined the bottle.

 

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!” My kiwifruit shampoo was ENTIRELY USED UP!! It must have been that Bakura, last night.

 

I got out of the shower, grabbing a towel and wrapping it hastily around myself. And banged out of the bathroom.

 

“BAKURA!!!!!!!!!” I found him, in the kitchen. Drinking from the carton again. I shoved the shampoo bottle in his face. “WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY SHAMPOO!???!”

 

He smirked. “You told me to wash myself!”

 

“Now I have to get a new one!!” I pouted, stomping off the bathroom.

 

“Nice towel!” Bakura yelled back at me.

 

I looked down, and my face turned red. It was “the pink one”, as Malik had told me. When I first moved here and forgot towels, he bought me one. It was…pink and had “kiss me” all over it. Needless to say, Malik had found it amusing.

 

I got changed, grabbed my wallet and exited to walk to the local supermarket.

 

 

[Bakura's POV]

 

Ryou left, all drama-queen like. He should learn to be less stressful.

 

Now I could have some fun. I found his phonebook. Hmmmm, now who should I invite…? First name on the list: Yugi and Yami. They sound as prissy as Ryou must be. Haha. I rung them up, and a male picked up.

 

“Hello? Is this Yami or Yugi?” I said.

 

“This is Yami” He replied.

 

“I live with Ryou”

 

“YOU'RE his new flat mate? He told me about you yesterday”

 

“I'm sure he did. Anyway, me and Ryou are having lunch and he wanted to invite everyone over. So come for lunch”

 

“When's that?”

 

“WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHEN'S LUNCH! ARE YOU THICK!?”

 

“What the hell are you yelling at me for!? I just asked when I should come over!”

 

“STUPID MORTAL! SEE YOU AT LUNCH!”

I hung up. Idiot.

 

 

Soon I had invited six people. Yugi, Yami, Marik, Malik, Jou and Kaiba. The others were either not home or busy.

 

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Ryou arrived home, a new shampoo bottle clutched in his hand.

 

“No need to hold that conditioner so tight” I remarked upon his entering.

 

“Humph”

 

“Oh yeah, and six of you're friends are coming for lunch”

 

He dropped his shampoo bottle. “What!? But I haven't prepared any lunch!” He ran to the kitchen. Again, he needs to be less stressful.

 

I followed him, half-interested, to the kitchen. He was rushing around, banging pots and pans everywhere. I sat on the kitchen counter, watching. He scowled at me, but carried on. He was too nice to stay mad though, and started humming and smiling as he hopped around the kitchen. The morning sun glinted in his hair, as it brushed past his cheek. What the hell? Since when do I care? Yuck-I really am attracted to this baka. He put something in the oven, turning it on. Then he started rushing around with some kind of dessert.

 

“Whew” Ryou stopped, leaning back on the kitchen wall. “Now all I have to do is wait for the pizza to cook”

 

I got down from the counter, and walked over to him. So close…His face was just a breath away. He looked nervous. I smirked.

I put out my arms, trapping him between me and the wall.

 

“Why do you stress so much, Ryou?” I enquired, leaning even closer.

 

“I don't…” He whined back.

 

“You should…relax…” I touched his chin. Watching his reactions was all too amusing. He shifted uneasily, unsure.

“By the way, you're pizza's burning” I commented.

He screamed, jumping out of my arms. He rushed to the oven, taking out the black pizza.

 

He moaned, looking perfectly miserable.

 

“See? Stress less” I stated.

 

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Hahaha well that's it for now. I'll see you soon! Please review, I'll be ever so happy!