Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Flat Mates ❯ I'm dying, please stop it ( Chapter 4 )

Hi! I haven't updated for a while, I see… actually, I'm probably doing okay with updating but it seems like ages coz it's the holidays. Yay!

Fiona does not own Yu-gi-oh!

 

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[Ryou's POV]

 

The doorbell rang. THE DOOR BELL RANG!!! And there's no food. It's all Bakura's fault. Even as I said his name I felt a hot flush creeping up on my cheeks. Oh, great.

 

“Coming!” I yelled down the hall, as I ran towards the door.

 

Soon I reached it, throwing it open. It was Yami and Yugi. Those two sure had been looking very happy since they got together last month.

 

“So…Where's the new flat mate of yours?” Yugi said, teasingly. “He succeeded in killing you yet?”

 

“You looking for me?” Bakura joined me at the door. Then he pointed his finger straight at Yami. Eek! What's he going to do now!?

“YOU'RE THE IDIOT ON THE PHONE!!!”

 

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Bakura calmed down a bit after eating. We ordered pizza.

 

Me, Bakura, Jou, Kaiba, Malik, Marik, Yugi and Yami were all in the lounge. Bakura was sitting on the couch next to me.

Right next to me. He really didn't have to sit so close; there was half a couch free on his side.

 

It felt a bit…Strange, like this. Every one else was paired up with someone else. Me and Bakura were the only singles here.

 

Bakura seemed to be thinking the same thing.

“Oh, look…Every one's paired up except you and me, Ryou-chan”

He grabbed my shoulder and pulled me back into him, then wrapped his arms in a death-grip around me. Ow.

 

I could see Malik and Marik smirking evilly at me, before being distracted by each other's lips.

 

Breath….restricting…

 

 

[Bakura's POV]

 

Ryou's face was going red. Baka. Time to turn up the heat. I rubbed my cheek on his. As I predicted, he let out one of those weird squeals. Hahaha.

 

Suddenly, he went limp. What's he playing at now!?

 

“RYOU'S NOT BREATHING!!!” Yugi screamed, pointing at him.

 

Ew! I dropped him. Yugi was right. Ryou just fell, his face red.

 

…Oops.

 

Stupid idiot's too weak. Shit! What if I've killed him!? What to do, what to do….

 

I grabbed the nearest person [Yugi] and threw him on Ryou.

 

“FIX HIM!!!” I yelled, pointing at Ryou's lifeless body. Yugi looked bewildered, but soon started performing CPR. Yami helped.

 

Soon Ryou sat up coughing and spluttering.

 

“You IDIOT!” I shouted at him, “Why'd you do that for!? EH? Trying to kill yourself!??”

 

Ryou's friends looked at me like I was mad.

 

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Soon enough Ryou's dumb friends left. What uptight twits. Hah! I see where Ryou gets it from.

 

Ryou was doing the dishes. I joined him in the kitchen.

 

“I'm bored” I stated, simply.

 

“Go find someone else to choke” He shot back, still cold towards me after the little `incident'. Yeesh, what an over-reactor.

 

“Come to the mall with me” I said, meeting his eyes in a staring match. He kept blinking. I guess that means I'm winning.

 

“No” He continued washing the dishes.

 

I ran to his room, took his wallet and returned. I waved his wallet in front of his face. “Fine, I'll go by myself”

 

He let out one of those babyish, trademark squeaks and tried to snatch it off me. My thief reflexes were too good, especially to a weakling mortal such as him. Haha!

“Give it…” He whined. Then, after realizing he'd never get it off me, he sighed. “fine, I'll come…if you give me it back”

 

I chucked it at him, it hit his head…rather hard. Baka. He let out a moan of pain. How cute…Pathetically so.

 

“Hurry up!” I yelled, dragging him out the door while he struggled to take that frilly apron off.

 

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What happens at the mall? Stay tuned to find out…! I'm sorry my chapters are so crappy and short, but I'm a slow typer, okay? And I don't spend THAT much time on the computer. Anyhow, I like it better this was, and I can update more often!