Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Flood ❯ In Between ( Chapter 3 )
[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]
Jouno plopped down on his seat at the computer, and turned the device on. After a few minuets of non-descprit humming and clicking, he came to the account screen. Once again ignoring the little window above Shizuka's account name, which had a nice one of her and Honda sharing an ice cream cone, he cliked on the picture of the Red-Eyes and typed up his password, (REDEYES4EVA) and came to his desktop. He grinned at the desktop pic of him, Yuugi, Yami, Honda, and Seto all about to toss their respective girlfriends into the local community pool. Jouno had Maii by her purple bikini strap and her knee, grinning gleefuly. Yuugi and Yami had Anzu, in a blue tankini, her her shoulders and legs. Honda had Shizuka wrapped up in his arms her pink one peice still dry, and Seto had grabbed Isis by her elbow and knee roughly, her body poised just above the water's surface. Isis's face was the only one not filled with either surprize of terror, she was half furious, half thrilled Seto had even gotten this loosened up enough to toss her in.
The picture had been taken by a very alert Bakura. Who had the pleasure of luaghing his foolish silver/white head off for the next quater hour. After the girls had gone crashing into the water. They had come out, and stomped off in a huff. Only to come back 5 minuets later, ambushed the guys, and WAS going to toss them off the edge like they had done to them. Instead, as revenge, they had hauled each guy up to the tallest diving board and tossed them off there. Anzu got double delight in throwing both Yuugi and Yami off. Ever since, if the girls wanted to put the guys in their places, they would just mention the diving board, and they would hush. Mainly because each girl had ripped off their trunks before tossing them off the board.
Stilling grinning at the memory, he opened up his internet account and logged on. First thing he noticed was he had an e-mail from Yami's account. (Masterduelist@hotmail.com) to him (ReDeyEsBoY@hotmail.com). He opened it, forsaking another one of those damned forwards from Maii. (LusciousHarpie@yahoo.com) He read it.........and read it.........and read it again, just to be sure he wasn't crazy...
"NO F***ING WAY!!!!" he cried.
For proof, he printed the message out, and went up stairs to talk to Honda, who was over visiting Shizuka. Without thinking, Jouno barged into Shizuka's room, and got THE surprize of his life.
"HONDA!! SHIZUKA!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING??????" he yelled for the second time that day.
On Shizuka's bed, Honda and Shizuka were laying down, both under the sheets, the pale blue comforter barely stayed hitched around Shizuka's hips as she straddled Honda, both were as naked as one could get. Honda looked like he was in heaven, a goofy, if not satisfyed grin platered his face. Shizuka looked like she was in equal bliss, both were moving and pitching about on her bed, screaming and crying out wildly. Well, til Jouno charged in they were. When he pushed her door open, they both fell off her bed, causing the comforter to wrap around them, trapping them next to each other. Jouno stood above them, fire burning in his eyes, his fist clenched to bring an end to poor Honda's young life.
"WHAT WERE YOU DOING WITH MY SISTER???" he cried again.
"I think it's pretty obvious..." Honda whispered.
"WHAT WAS THAT??"
"Nutthin..." he whimpered.
"Honda!! I can't believe you would do anything like this to Shizuka! You know how young she is! She's delicate! She doesn't know the reprocussions of this! Shizuka is FAR too young to be in a physical relationship! Can't you see that she's just too..."
"Stop it Jouno!:"
"What Shizuka?"
"Stop it!!"
"Stop what??"
Shizuka was now semi sitting, semi standing now, looking up at Jouno, her blue eyes blazing furiously, quiet frightening for the usual gentle girl. "Jouno..I was the one who initiated this...I wanted this, Honda actually tried to talk me out of it. I know full well what can happen. I'm not made of glass, I certainly proved that when I faced Number Three with Honda and Otogi. I took each blow they received all by myself. And...if I remember right...I'm much older than the age you finally bedded Maii..." she ended with a small smirk. Jouno feel silent. Honda blushed a bit. It was silent. Jouno just sort of...faded his way out of the room. Once the door closed silently behind him, Shizuka jumped on Honda again.
"Ooph! Shi-chan...you STILL want it??" he asked.
"Yes I indeed do Hon-chan! This cowgirl is still itching for a ride......"
Honda spend the next morning pondering the truth behind the expression "Beware the quiet ones....".
Jouno, still highly shaken by Shizuka's benediction to him earlier, left the house and found a pay phone. At least Seto would have something to say about this. He dailed up Kaiba Corp, and got Kaiba's secretary.
"Hello, may I ask who is calling please??"
"Eh, this is Katsuya Jounochi for Seto Kaiba." he asked.
"Sorry sir, Kaiba-sama is at home today." she replied. Jouno blinked. It was Tuesday, very unlikely for Seto Kaiba to take a day off.
"Meh, thank you anyways." he hung up. Sighing, and getting more money out of his pocket, he dialed up the CEO's home. The phone rung and rung several times before he got the voice of Mokuba on the other end.
"Jouno??" he squeaked. Jouno flinched, it sounded like he had just got a kick in the groin.
"You okay there??" he asked.
"Yeah, just having my voice change!!" he squeaked again. Jouno chuckled silently, sympathizing with him. His voice had changed nearly over night. It had been...hilarious to say the least.
"Eh, what's next wit yous? Gonna start chasing girls around now??" he teased.
"No way!!" his voice went up extra high in disbelif. "Girls are stupid!" he announced defensively. Jouno grinned and shook his head. He gave the smaller Kaiba about a month before he started noticing just how inticing the other sex could be.
"Well, where's your brother??" he asked. It wasn't infrequent that he would call Kaiba up for a little match, he had yet to let it slip he helped beta-test the DDD as well.
"Ah, Isis came over and they went to his room. I think they got into a fight." A fight? The mellow and untempermental Isis Ishtal? If she could survive raising her kid sociopathic brother, she could definately handle anything the stotic CEO could dish out with ease.
"What makes ya think that??" he asked.
"Oh, it was just that I heard this banging and loud noises. Plus Isis kept screaming Seto's name all the time. I think she made him loose his temper, because he finally just screamed out her name really loud then they got really quiet." Jouno pressed the receiver to his leg as he burst out into uncontrolled fits of snickering laughter.
Maybe after getting laid, Kaiba might not be so grouchy all the time!! Once he had his laughing fit under control, he resumed his talk with Mokuba.
"Hey Mokuba...did Isis keep on yelling things like "oh god Oh God!" all the time??"
"Yeah, I didn't know Isis was a Christian either." he now had to shove his fist in his mouth to keep from laughing into the receiver.
"Has your brother ever sat you down and told you about the Birds and the Bees?" he asked.
"Uhh....no. Why would he talk to me about animals?" he squeaked again.
Ah, I get it. Seto agreed to give it up if Isis told Mokuba about sex. Not that I blame him, she already has experience with telling Malik. .....I hope.
"Oh well. Nevermind. Tell Kaiba I wanted to show him something. I'll call back later."
"Bye"
"Bye." He hung up, and spent the next few minuets laughing against the telephone booth. Drying away his tears of mirth with his sleeve, he put today into perspective.
Today, Yami had picked up and litterally chased a girl across the country. His sister and best friend had got it on in his sister's pink and baby blue bed. The normally unreachable Kaiba had finally had his pants dropped by the older sister of the punk who had tried to kill him, most likely to worm his way out of having to confront Mokuba about the cause of his squeaky voice. He couldn't help but laugh. This was one of those days you always will remember every detail of. Sighing, he looked up, the sky was a dull, dishearting gray. The scent of threatening rain was thick in the air. It really was a good day to stay inside and make love. Speaking of.....
Checking his pocket, he found a little square packet there. Patting it, he walked across the street and headed for Maii's apartment complex. Hey, why not? Everyone else is doing it, why not follow a good example?
I know, very short. but I just wanted to put int this little filler before I really moved on with the plot.
to my muse, Nick. 1-4-3!!!