Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Get Sexy With Pocky ❯ Bakura's Plan ( Chapter 3 )

Xpyne: It has come to our attention some people do not know what pocky is. Pocky is a delicious candy that is basically a light biscuit stick, very thin and about six inches long, coated in fudge. They come in chocolate, strawberry, and many other flavors.

Ryou: The strawberry ones are pink! If you want to see a picture of pocky, go to http://www.geocities.com/soliandxpyne/temporarypreviewfile.html?10455228436 23 If clicking doesn't work, you can copy and paste. *^___^*

Solitaire: You can find pocky in just about any grocery store, in the aisle with other Japanese or ethnic food. Pocky is yummy! ^_^

Xpyne: Has anyone besides us noticed this thing just keeps getting longer and longer? ~__~;; I thought this story was supposed to be short.

Solitaire: It is! What are you talking about? The whole thing is, like, the size of one chapter of ROTD.

Bakura: So in other words, the time you guys spent on this could have been used to create a whole chapter of ROTD?

Soli and Xpyne: ::sweatdrop:: Uh... ::hide from angry fans::

Yugi: ::shakes head:: You guys are a pain in the ass.

Yami: I guess we'd better take over the authors' notes. Um, disclaimer. ::jabs Bakura::

Bakura: Ow. I'm gonna get Setzer, chief officer of the RABPA, on your ass!

Yami: What the hell is the "RABPA"?

Ryou: The Ryou and Bakura Protection Agency. Apparently we're abused in authors' notes a lot.

Bakura: Soli and Xpyne don't own anything except their lame plots and stupid characterizations.................... ::looks nervously around:: The--the chapter isn't going to squish me again, is it? Shouldn't it have started already?

Yami: It'll start when it feels like i-- ::is squished by chapter::

Get Sexy With Pocky

by Solitaire and Xpyne

Chapter Three: Bakura's Plan

Pacing out in the hallway, Yami shoved his fists deep into his coat pockets, trying to will away his body's traitorous reactions to his hikari's words. It sickened him how he'd manage to turn his innocent little light's every comment into a proposition. Yugi did not mean them that way! The boy just had an unfortunate way with words...

He leaned against the wall outside the classroom and sighed heavily; unable to will his erection away, at least the constricting leather of his pants mostly concealed it. He dragged a hand through his hair, groaning.

"Gods, Yugi doesn't know what he's doing to me..." There was a snort.

"Yes he does!"

Yami turned to glare at Bakura, his cheeks flushing slightly. "Excuse me?" The spirit of the ring sauntered over to him, smug grin tugging at his lips.

"The little squirt knows exactly what he's doing, and I have to say, it seems to be working."

Yami frowned. "I don't know what you're talking about," he huffed. "And what are you doing out here, anyway? I thought you weren't allowed out of your soul room during school hours." Bakura sneered at that, but shoved his hands into his pockets as well, shifting his weight to one leg and smirking at the other.

"Ryou's busy making out with Jounouchi, so I can do as I please... Not that I wouldn't anyway." He grinned.

The former pharaoh rolled his eyes. "And you followed me out here just to torment me?" The white haired fiend shrugged.

"Pretty much." He glanced down at his socks thoughtfully for a moment before his head shot up and he pinned the other with a knowing gaze. "So what's the matter? Frustrated because you want to do your light?" He smirked again, finding the situation entirely too amusing.

Flustered, Yami scowled at the former tomb robber. "No," he hissed through his teeth, though, as much as Yami hated to admit it to himself, that was exactly what he wanted. Bakura raised an eyebrow.

"I don't see why you don't just fuck him already. The boy seems to be trying to get into your pants, as difficult as you're making it for him."

Horrified that the other would suggest such a thing, he pushed himself away from the wall by his shoulder and glowered fiercely.

"Yugi's far too innocent for that," he seethed, not liking the other's insinuations one bit.

Bakura stared at him incredulously for a long moment before breaking into rich laughter. He laughed so hard he doubled over, holding his sides.

"You--you think Yugi is innocent??" he demanded through his chuckles.

The spirit of the puzzle glared at him. "Of course he is," he retorted hotly. "And I don't plan on corrupting him, like you did Ryou." The snowy haired boy snorted again.

"For Ra's sake, Yami, they're fifteen years old. Where the hell have you been? Jounouchi lends Yugi pornos all the time. Heh. Of course, Joey and Ryou don't watch those anymore--they have the real thing." He grinned smugly. "But they all read the 'Gundam Wing' porn Ryou writes. Gay porn, I might add. In fact...Ryou's written a few things starring you and your 'innocent little light', per that same 'innocent little light's request." Bakura looked the other up and down. "And let me tell you, Ryou's a lot more generous to you than I would be..."

Yami merely stared at the other, immobile, each word that came out of the fiend's mouth shocking him more and more, and he flushed scarlet at that last part.

"Y-you're lying!" he sputtered. The platinum haired teen grinned evilly.

"Okay, maybe I made up that last part about Yugi asking Ryou to write porn about you two, but the rest is true."

The multi-color haired boy shook his head. "I can't believe it. Yugi's the most innocent, naïve soul I have ever known." Yami Bakura rolled his eyes.

"Oh, right. With his, 'Yami, will you be my Vaaaalentine?'" he mimicked. "'Here, Yami, anything you want.' 'Oh Yami, why won't you just fuck me already?' Jeez, I knew you were dense, Pharaoh, but I didn't think you were retarded. What are you, straight?"

The ancient ruler bristled and glared murderously at the other, his right eye twitching. "You are high on sugar. Why are you doing this, Bakura? Since when have you cared about anyone but yourself?"

The pale teen frowned at that. "Hey!" he protested. "I care about Ryou and Jounouchi. ...But in your case, I'm just sick and tired of watching Yugi come on to you while you sit there like a dolt, secretly lusting after him and trying not to cream your pants every time he gets all touchy-feely with you. Granted, it was amusing at first, but it got pretty old, pretty fast."

Yami just stood there, dumbfounded, not sure whether to punch Bakura's face in or pray to Osiris for a quick death.

"Think about it," the tomb raider advised.

Yami thought about it. About how Yugi would always insist on sitting in his lap when they watched a movie with their friends so they wouldn't "take up too much space"; how Yugi would ask him to tell him about Egypt, then listen with his arms wrapped around his waist and his head in Yami's lap; how Yugi always worded things so...suggestively.

Bakura laughed. "Ah, I see that little pea-brain of yours is working now..." Glancing through the doorway into the classroom, he clucked his tongue. "But now it looks like you may be too late. That loser billionaire is all up on your hikari in a really indecent way--he should be ashamed."

Yami gritted his teeth and clenched his fists. "I'm sure he is not." Bakura stroked his chin thoughtfully.

"Oh, he is--did he just cop a feel?!" His jaw dropped in mock disbelief.

"Shut. Up," he growled. Yami had imagined himself with the brunette, true. He had very passionate fantasies of him, even. But the thought of Kaiba taking his precious aibou away from him boiled his blood, no matter how untrue he knew the white haired fiend's teasing to be.

The former tomb robber's eyes flicked back to the shorter boy and he grinned. "If you'll excuse me, I think I'm going to go steal some more children's candy." He disappeared through the door, chuckling.

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Yugi sighed as he plopped into an empty desk by Anzu and pillowed his head on his arms dejectedly. He'd done all he could think of to get his darker half to respond to his advances, save grab him and shove his tongue down his throat. Maybe...maybe he'd been wrong, and Yami didn't feel that way about him.

"Are you alright, Yugi?"

The multi-color haired boy glanced up at the brunette with a doleful expression. "Yeah...no...I don't know." He blew one of his blonde bangs out of his face.

Anzu watched her friend with concern; she wasn't used to seeing the other teem so depressed. "Do you want to talk about it?" she offered. "It might make you feel better."

Yugi propped his elbow on the desk to support his chin in his hand. "I don't know what to do, Anzu. I was sure Yami liked me, but I've tried everything to get his attention and nothing has worked. ...Maybe he's not even gay. I mean, I figured because I am, he is, seeing as we're almost like half the same soul, but..." His lower lip stuck out and he buried his face in his arms. The brunette placed a comforting hand on his shoulder.

"Yami? Straight?? C'mon, we've all seen his wardrobe." Yugi facefaulted.

"Technically, it's my wardrobe." His friend got a dreamy look in her eyes.

"Yeah, but the way he wears it..." The multi-color haired boy rolled his eyes.

"Okay, Anzu..."

The girl grinned sheepishly. "Maybe...maybe he just hasn't been picking up on your hints."

The small boy raised his head to make a face. "Yeah, right. I've done everything short of walk around his soul room in my boxers. Give my yami a little credit..." Anzu shrugged helplessly.

"Maybe he's just shy...?" Yugi raised his eyebrow doubtfully at that before shaking his head.

"Thanks for trying to cheer me up, Anzu, but I think I'd just like to be alone for a little while." His friend smiled understandingly and nodded, leaving to see what the others were up to.

The tri-color haired teen slouched backing his chair as his eyes scanned the classroom morosely. All the other kids were eating, talking, and exchanging Valentine's cards. Joey and Ryou were having an indecent display of public affection/ Everyone seemed to be having a great time except him. ...Well, and Kaiba. Kaiba was sitting there, reading his book and looking like he'd rather be anywhere than where he was. Yugi ran his gaze down, then back up the brunette's slim form. Even though the blue-eyed billionaire looked ready to bite the head off anyone who so much as came within a three-foot radius of him, he was still sexy as hell. Yugi sighed, confident Kaiba would reject him a million times harsher than Yami was probably practicing out in the hallway right now. \ < I need to talk to Yami, face to face, honestly. I can't go on not knowing his heart... > \

Feeling eyes on him, Seto glanced up over the top of his book and caught Yugi's eyes. He stared at him expressionlessly for a moment before lowering his gaze and turning a page. Taking this for the invitation to conversation he knew it wasn't, Yugi shifted in his seat to face the other boy.

"Hi, Kaiba-kun," he said with a small smile. \ < Talking to Kaiba should take my mind off Yami for a while...at least until I'm ready to sort that out. > \

Kaiba glanced up from his novel again. "Yugi," he returned coldly, then went back to pretending to read.

Ignoring the other's attempt to blow him off, the smaller teen asked after a moment, "Enjoying the party?"

Kaiba didn't look up. "No."

"Did you get any Valentines?"

"Hn."

Yugi took the non-committal grunt as a yes. Despite the brunette's sour attitude and total lack of social skills, there were always some fangirls brave enough to fawn over him openly. The smaller teen swung his legs a little.

"...Good book?"

"Hn."

"What's it about?"

Kaiba glared at him, annoyed by the incessant questioning, and wanting to sulk in peace. "An orphan is raised up from nothing by a mysterious benefactor, only to discover that his whole life has been based on a lie, people only want him for what his money and his position can get them, and that love doesn't exist."

Yugi was silent for a moment at that. "...Sounds cheerful." The young CEO growled, snapping his book shut, unsure how to handle Yugi being factitious.

"Is there something I can do for you, Yugi?" he inquired tersely.

The younger boy raised his hands in a gesture of surrender. "I was only making conversation." Kaiba looked him up and down in what was supposed to be a suspicious way, but partway through he got distracted by the teen's slight curves, his lithe, compact---

"Why aren't you off talking to your fan club?" he suddenly demanded, trying to quickly derail that train of thought. Of course, he knew perfectly well why Yugi was sitting alone; he wasn't eavesdropping, it was just impossible to ignore a loud conversation going on right next to you...

The other shrugged. "I don't feel much like talking to them right now."

"But you felt like bothering me? I'm flattered," the brunette deadpanned. Yugi just smiled brightly in response. Glancing down, he noticed Seto's desk was barren of any of the holiday-themed treats the party had to offer. That was just wrong.

"Did you want some of my candy, Kaiba-kun? I've got plenty; I'd be glad to share..."

Kaiba narrowed his eyes, unsure if there was supposed to be a double-entendre there or not. < Yugi wouldn't...hit on me, right? > He fought a rising blush.

"You can have some of my pocky," the boy tempted in a sugary voice, waving a slender stick of the delicious candy under the CEO's nose. Kaiba looked at the pocky. Then he looked at Yugi. Then again at the pocky. A great battle between his stomach and his mind raged, until finally the blue-eyed boy plucked the treat from Yugi's soft hand, his own large one brushing pleasantly against the smaller boy's. Yugi grinned, knowing he'd won that one. The brunette finished the pocky stick and continued to ignore Yugi. The slighter boy smiled mysteriously.

"Need more?" His tone was ambiguous as he held up a box of the treat. That's all he was talking about, right?

< No wonder he drives Yami insane. > Seto nodded against his better judgment. Yugi laid the remaining sticks on Seto's desk, no flirting on insinuations, he simply handed the brunette all he had.

Seto blinked. After a moment, he spoke.

"Thank y--"

"Oi, Bakura-kun, that's my chocolate!" a girl suddenly wailed. Yugi and Seto turned to see Yami Bakura leaning over a blonde girl with his eyes narrowed and a psychotic grin that revealed sharp teeth.

"Care to try and stop me?" he inquired dangerously, his grin never faltering. The girl, eyes wide in fear, remained silent. "Yeah, that's what I thought." Popping the miniature candy bar into his mouth, he walked away from the girl, snickering.

As the tomb raider approached the two boys, Kaiba speared him with a hateful glare, still seething over the fair haired boy's earlier remarks. The yami just smirked at the other and raised an eyebrow suggestively.

"Ne, Bakura, what were you doing outside?" Yugi asked suspiciously. Sitting on the edge of the small teen's desk, Bakura folded his arms over his chest casually.

"Oh, I was just having a chat with the pharaoh."

The multi-color haired boy's brow creased worriedly. \ < Oh God. Please don't tell me they were talking about me... > \ "About what?" he questioned with trepidation. The fiend popped another chocolate into his mouth.

"You, mostly," he replied, confirming Yugi's fears. "You really freaked him out, you know; he's out there pacing up and down the hallway, trying to think of what to say to you.

\ < Pacing? > \ That wasn't a good sign. Yami only paced when he was really agitated about something. Yugi's hand moved to toy with the chain of his puzzle nervously. "Oh?" he heard himself ask, as if from a great distance.

Kaiba looked back and forth between the other two, slightly confused. What was Bakura driving at? Yugi's eyes were lowered and unfocused and he was chewing on his lower lip.

The platinum haired boy nodded indifferently. "He's not sure what to do with you, after how strongly you came onto him. Yami doesn't approve of homosexuality at all," he explained, years of practice at pretending to be Ryou enabling him to keep a perfectly straight face as he said this. A glance at the other two out of the corner of his eye confirmed their shock and he smirked inwardly.

Seto stared at the yami incredulously. But...but surely Yami... For god's sake, the pharaoh's attire, the timber of his voice, his self-confident posture and that smoldering look in his blood red eyes practically screamed 'fuck me men!', a command the brunette had often found himself sorely tempted to obey. There was no way Bakura could be telling the truth. He saw the threatening heartbreak on Yugi's face, the expression of one wanting desperately not to believe what he was being told, and Kaiba felt his temper flare.

"Just what the hell are you trying to pull?!" he demanded, deep sapphire orbs flashing dangerously. The spirit of the ring stood from the smaller boy's desk, his hands raised defensively.

"Hey, I'm only repeating what the pharaoh told me. Why do you think he hates me so much? He doesn't like the fact that his little light likes men and he's out in the hallway right now, gearing himself up for a very disapproving speech, I imagine..."

The young CEO could practically hear the multi-color haired boy's world come crashing down around him and his fragile ego shattering. The small teen clenched his eyes against the tears that threatened to spill down his cheeks and averted his face, whether because he wanted to hide his tears from the older boys, or to deny the truth of Bakura's words, Kaiba wasn't sure.

Seeing the look in the pharaoh's hikari's face, Bakura couldn't avoid feeling a little guilty, but he was helping, damnit! The pale boy shoved his hands in his pockets, giving Yugi a sympathetic look as he made his way back over to his two lovers. He paused to glance over his shoulder at the devastated teen.

"If it's any consolation, squirt, any of the other men here would want you in a second. ..Isn't that right, Kaiba?" He turned around again to hide his smirk and left Yugi to his thoughts.

Seto glared slightly at the yami's retreating figure before turning his attention to the smaller boy. Yugi's face was buried in one small hand, while the other clutched at the fabric of his shirt. He was deathly silent but for the small, shaky breaths Seto could hear him taking.

"Yugi, I--" Kaiba felt awful seeing the other like this. Forgetting for a moment he was supposed to hate his diminutive rival, he laid what he hoped was a comforting hand on his shoulder. He wasn't too good at this whole 'consolation' thing, but he decided to give it his best shot. "...I'm sure Bakura's full of shit. Yami would have to be a moron not to love you."

The multi-color haired teen raised his head hesitantly, sniffling quietly. His eyes shimmered with the tears he fought to hold back as he met the billionaire's gaze.

"Kaiba..."

The brunette looked away suddenly, uncomfortably, wondering why he'd gone and said that. Yugi started to say something, then stopped and lowered his eyes to his desk.

"Then why is he acting so...distant?" he asked in a small voice.

Seto had no answer for that. < Bakura has to be lying...right? Though Yami isn't exactly being too responsive to Yugi's allure... > He actually began to doubt a bit. Somewhat at a loss, the blue-eyed boy could only offer his own observation to the small teen. "I've seen you two together; you're perfect for each other. You belong together." He gave the other a sad smile, ignoring the strange pain in his heart that came with saying those words.

Yugi returned the smile weakly, surprised that the billionaire was being so nice. He figured it would take something like his almost breaking down in class for Kaiba to give him the time of day.

His hand still resting on the Yugi's shoulder a bit awkwardly, the brunette glanced down at the red box the younger boy had given him and picked it up, holding it out to the other.

"Pocky?" he offered, not sure how to cheer the smaller teen up. Yugi sniffed again and accepted the strawberry fudge covered stick.. He nibbled on it, trying, and failing, to stop his sniffling.

"I'm sorry, Kaiba-kun... I know I'm--" His voice cracked. "Overreacting!" he sobbed. He buried his face in his arms and held his breath to keep from crying. Seto slid from his seat and knelt next to the still boy.

"Yugi?" The petite one made no response. Kaiba slid an arm over his shoulder. Still silent, the violet-eyed boy kept his face hidden and buried it in Seto's school uniform front. The brunette's cobalt eyes widened in surprise, but he put and arm around the other nonetheless. Just then the door opened and there was an audible gasp from the figure standing at the entrance.

"Kaiba! Get your hands off him!!"

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Xpyne: ::comes out of hiding to thwap Bakura:: How could you?!!? ::thwaps Bakura::

Bakura: #_# ;; ...I'm evil?

Solitaire: Shut up, Xpyne! It's all part of his plan. It's not a very good plan, but a plan nonetheless.

Ryou: Soli-chan, isn't it technically your plan?

Solitaire: ::shoves her hand over his mouth:: Anyway, hope you enjoyed it. The should only be one more chapter, but, uh, who knows?

Xpyne: ::giggles cause she's in on the plan, even though she feigns innocence:: More of this crap coming soon! We're actually working on this one! Heehee.

Yugi: ::thwaps Xpyne:: You squished Yami!

Yami: @_@ ::is squished::

Xpyne: O.O ::runs from Yugi:: Ahhh!

Solitaire: ::shakes head:: I think maybe I should start the chapters from now on. Too many squishy-bishies...

Yami: x_x