Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ girlguide cookies ❯ gurlguide cookies ( One-Shot )

~GIRL GUIDE COOKIES~

Okay okay… I don't klnow if it is good or not… but I thought of of when I was eating some minty girlguide cookies… yum ^_^. Anywho… this is a short story… about… naw… im going to make you read it to find out ^_~ ack! Okay, I speacialize more in those scary… grr… kinda bloody stories. So forgive me if this sucks badly… this is my first semi yoai fic…

Malik: *un doing bakura's shirt, while trailing kisses down his jaw line* "you know you want this…"

Bakura: "but I wanted to be ontop!" *flips them around, placeing malik to the wall*

Malik: *stubbornly* "no!" *crushing his lips to bakura's as he re-flips*

There is a knock at the door. Malik pulls away, and answers it.

Malik: "who, or what, are you?"

Little girl: "I'm from girl scouts. I sell yummy cookies!"

Malik: "and im from Egypt! I don't!" *goes to shut door*

Bakura: "COOKIES!?"

Girl: "yes, yummy cookies!"

Malik: "fine! Only if will make you horny bakura!" *pulls out wad of cash* "I want all of those boxes."

Girl: *eyes light up* "yay!" *snatches money* "I'm rich!" *drops the cookie boxes, and skips off*

Malik: *shuts door* "eat up bakura…"

Bakura: *shoving three cookies in his mouth at the same time* "yum! These are… UCK!" *spits them all out*

Malik: "huh?" *picks up a box, and pulls out a cookie* "let me try… you're so picky!" *tries it* "NASTY! GROSS! UGH!" *spits it out aswell*

Bakura: "didn't you ask if they were made out of 100% all natural girl guides!?"

Malik: "does it matter?!"

Bakura: *slaps hand to his forehead* "yes!!!"

Malik: *glares* "I am gonna kill that kid!!!"

bakura: "I'm going to die! I injected my body with poison!" *spits in the sink* "nasty nasty nasty…" *drink a glass of water*

malik: *runs to the door, and opens it* "little girl! come here! I WANT A REFUND! YOUR COOKIES ARE BROKEN!" *growls and slams the door shut as he walks out into the hallway* `what is the world coming to?! I thought sales people were a problem! Little sales people!!!!!'

bakura: *runs after him* "I say we go on a hunt…"

malik: "okay, lets split up… no… wait… nah… lets get her together…" *pulls out the millennium rod, and flinging the cap off*

bakura: "let the hunt begin!"

malik: "hey… what if she's in one of these apartment rooms?"

bakura: "yeah… lets raid the apartments!" *grins broadly*

malik: "let's go see if the people next door know anything…" *cuts the doorknob out with millennium rod's blade. He pushes open the door effortlessly* "hee-llloooo?"

bakura: "it was locked for a reason dumbass! They're not home!" *looks into the apartment*

malik: "no… I hear something…" *steps in*

bakura: *follows*

malik: "do you hear that?"

bakura: "I don't hear anything." *walks further in, tripping on a telephone cord*

malik: "first day new feet?" *walks to him*

bakura: *grabs malik's arm and tugs him down with him, kissing him deeply*

malik: *pulls away* "as much as I enjoy this, I need to be a bastard… I think that freaky little girl is here…"

bakura: "what!? You lost your interest!? fine! Be a bastard! I don't see anybody here, nor hear."

They hear a door slam shut, and footsteps. Malik jumps up immediately, and so does bakura.

Man: "burgular! I have a gun, and im not afraid to shoot you to timbucktwo!"

Bakura: *appears behind the man, and grabs his hands* "do you know a little girl who goes around selling cookies?"

Malik: "yeah! She scammed us!"

Man: "Get out of my house at once!"

Malik: "uh… this is an apartment…"

A little gurl shows up to the door, and bakura and malik rush over to her.

Girlguide: *scuttles down the hall into the elevator*

Malik: *goes to jump in when the doors close* "ouch!"

Bakura: "nooooo!!!!!!! What floor did she get off at!?"

Malik: "shit!" *punches door…. Muttering in egyptian. He looks up after he's done* "uh… lets see… one! lets go!" *runs to the stairs*

Bakura: *follows*

They end up on the first floor, by the elevator. The door opens, and they burst in and grab the person inside…

Lady: "hey boys…" *looks seductively at the two*

Malik: "AHHH! Bakura… she's not the freaky looking kid!"

Bakura: "holy shit! Where'd she go!?"

Lady: "why have a child, when you can have me?" *winks suggestively at malik*

Malik: *cringes*

Bakura: "how dare you look at my boyfriend!" *glares*

Lady: "eeewwww!!! Let go of me! Gay people!"

Malik: "damn straight! Er… I mean… not straight…" *lets go of lady*

Bakura: "yeah that's right! And we have no need for you!" *lets go aswell*

Lady: "nasty…"

Malik: *shoves her out* "go away! You're scary!"

Lady: "what a rude little gayass-"

Bakura: "NOBODY TALKS ABOUT HIS ASS `CEPT ME! GOT THAT!?"

Lady: "like, whatever…" *walks away, swaying her hips back and forth*

Malik: "hey, maybe she's seen that girl?"

Bakura: "uh…. Nah…"

Malik: *notices a little girl in a uniform getting into a car.* "AHA! Found her!"

Bakura: "where-" *spys the car and the girl* "let's follow!"

Malik: *grabs bakura's arm and leads him into the garage of the apartment.*

The two boys get on, and follow the car. it stops at the mall. So they get off, and follow her.

Malik: "we can't get her when she's with her mom…"

Bakura: "okay… so we just follow?"

Malik: *nods* "precisely… I want my money back…"

Girl: "mommy, can I play in the kid play place?"

Mom: "sure kim, I'll just be at the store across, see?" *points to a store*

Girl: "okay mommy!" *runs into the kiddie play place*

Malik: "let's go!" *climbs in after her* "go in the other way, and we'll corner her."

Bakura: *staring at malik's ass* "nah… I think I'll stay right here…"

Malik: "fine." *crawls forward* "I see the prey…"

Girl: "hi funny people, I got your money!" *crawls up into a hanging helicopter toy, suspended from the ceiling*

bakura: "ah! She knows, this is getting freaky… hey, I brought the matches…"

malik: "good." *climbs up to a tunnel* "ack… this is a tight sqeeze…"

bakura: *following him* "I know what you mean…"

malik: "okay… she was in the helicopter… but she left something in a bag… what if it's my money?" *climbs into helicopter, the helicopter begins to creak*

bakura: "hey, can I see?" *jumps in*

helicopter: *creaks, and bows down. It falls of it's hinges and is no longer attached, but just hanging ther by strings. It swings*

malik: "would you stop moving it!?" *looks over at bakura* "AAHHH! WE'RE NOT ATTACHED!"

bakura: "shit! Malik, why do you have to be so heavy!?"

malik: "I weigh- forget it, how are we going to get out?"

bakura: "jump, and grab onto the edge of the tunnel."

Malik: "what!? Okay!" *grins psychotically. He goes to jump off, when the helicopter swings back* "hey, about we just swing?"

Bakura: *looks around* "fine,"

The two begin to swing the helicopter. Malik grabs onto the edge of the tunnel, and bakura crawls over him

Malik: "ouch!"

Bakura: "hold on! Im almost out!" *crawls out off the helicopter, and off of malik*

Malik: *crawls out carefully* "that was fun… hey, where'd the brat go!?" *looks around*

Bakura: *looks around also* "I see her! She's in some sort of pool thing…" *points to a pool of plastic balls*

Malik: *following his hand* "I see her too. How are we going to get out?"

Bakura: "let's try… this slide…" *crawls towards a slide*

Malik: "hurry up!" *pushes him down*

Bakura: "MALIK!" *falls into the pool*

Malik: *jumps down the slide, falls into the pool, ontop of bakura* "hi bakura…"

Bakura: "screw the search! I say we screw right here!"

Malik: *grins and pushes him back into the pool* "okay…"

Kim: "hehe, it's the funny people again!"

Malik: "wait… we must get her!" *takes out millennium rod, and makes the blade appear* "our hunt continues…"

Bakura: "I'm gonna kill that kid!"

Kim: *grins, and flashes the money* "I got your moneys…"

Malik: *fuming, getting that psychotic look in his eyes* "this means war…"

Kim: *throws a ball* "okie! War it is!"

Bakura: *gets nailed in the head by the ball* "ouch! I'm gonna kill you kid!"

Kim: *throws another* "your not very good at it…"

Malik: *ducks with his hands over his head* "bakura, watch out!"

Bakura: "huh?" *the ball hits him in the forehead* "why do ~I~ always get hit by the balls!?"

Malik: *growls* "that's it!" *lunges and grabs her arm*

Kim: *screams loudly* "MOMMY!!!!"

Bakura: "your mom's not coming little girl… your ours now!"

Malik: "shit! That kid's loud!"

Mom: "LET GO OF MY CHILD!!!" *hits bakura with a purse*

Bakura: "WHY DO I ALWAYS GET HIT IN THE HEAD WITH THE STUPID FUCKING OBJECTS!?"

Mom: "unhand my child!" *whacks malik in the head with the purse*

Malik: "FUCK YOU LADY! IM JUST TRYING TO GET MY MONEY BACK!"

Kim: "the funny people were trying to get money!" *runs to her mom*

Mom: "well I never! She earned that money you follish younge men!"

Malik: "geez! She stole my money!"

Mom: "right… a child, SECURITY!!!!! SECURITY!!!!!"

Bakura: "I got the matches… and im not afraid of using them!"

Malik: "that's right! Give me back my mola!"

Security guards: *grabs bakura and malik* "out of the mall you go…"

Malik: *struggling to get out* "UNHAND ME YOU FOOL! OR I SHALL CUT OFF YOUR DICK!!"

Bakura: "YEAH! UNHAND US!"

Security guard#!: *holding malik* "it's always the cuties…"

Bakura: "HE'S MY BOYFRIEND! NO TOUCHIE!"

Security guard#2: *holding bakura* "quite you… or I shall silence you myself!" *winks*

Malik: "oh no you don't! if you even try…"

The security guards brought them to the mall doors, and threw them out of the mall, while malik and bakura muttered threats to them… all the way out.

Security guards: "and stay out!"

Security guard #1: *winks, before heading off with #2*

Bakura: "what are we going to do now!?"

Malik: *glares* "quit asking me! I am NOT the head of all plans!"

Bakura: "well it was you who wanted your stupid money back!"

Malik: *punches bakura in the jaw* "you would too!"

Bakura: *rubbing his jaw* "I'm not stupid enough to get us thrown out!" *punches malik in the nose* "dumbass!"

Malik: *holding nose, as it bleeds all over his hands* "right back at you…"

Bakura: "what kind of insult is that?" *holds a napkin to malik*

Malik: *grabs it, and holds it under his nose* "what kind off stupid move was that?"

Bakura: "I asked you first!"

Malik: *rolls eyes* "fine… fine… whatever. I just want my money back, and I have better things to do than fight with you. Now you answer my question."

Bakura: *growls angrily* "I didn't do it because I was sorry, I did it for my own benfit1 I don't want to deal with a physchotic, angry Egyptian, who needs a napkin!"

Malik: *narrowing his eyes* "I can fix that…" *lifts napkin off of his nose* "I think it stopped." *throws napkin*

Bakura: "heh… lucky I didn't hit you TOO hard…"

Malik: "shove it!"

Bakura: "is that an invitation?"

Malik: *grins* "maybe it was… for after we get the little kid."

Bakura: "YOU USED TO NOT BEABLE TO RESIST ME!!!! WHY NOW!?!?!?"

Malik: "because… because… AHH! Your right… let's go home."

Bakura: "that's the spirit!"

The two ride home eagerly. They run into the elevator, and then up to malik's apartment.

Bakura: "since I was right… I get a reward… like being ontop." *sly grin*

Malik: *evil look in his eyes* "you wish…" *pounces on bakura*

There is a knock at the door, and malik gets up to get it… muttering in Egyptian-arabic.

Malik: *opens door* "WHAT NOW!?"

Little boy: "hi! I'm from boy scouts!"

Malik and bakura: *screams* "NO!!!!!!!!!" *slams door*

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the end. Who was that? too short? Ahwell… I liked it…