Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Halloween ❯ Eyeball Lights ( Chapter 1 )

Disclaimer: Ok, I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!.. if I did, do you think I would be writing YGO fics?

Ok, so this is a really random story about Yugi, Yami, Joey, Bakura, Tea, and Mai going to a halloween party... it's not exactly humor, just random, but there was no random category so this was as close as I could get.

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Narrator: It was the thirty-first of October - Halloween. And even in the Yu-Gi-Oh! world this could only mean one thing-

Yugi: TRICK OR TREATING!!!

Joey: CANDY BARS!!!

Yami: RANDOM KIDS DRESSED UP AS ME!!!

*crickets chirp*

Narrator: Ahem. Well, no, that's not exactly what I was going to say..

Yami Bakura: *popping up randomly and grinning evilly* Blood... lots and lots and lots of blood...

Others: o.O *back off slowly*

Writer: Bakura, what are you doing here?? You're supposed to be walking up to my friend Nag's house for her party -

Bakura: *smile slowly fades* P-party?

Nag: *also popping up randomly* NOT A PARTY! A HALLOWEEN (Halloween?) PARTY (Party?) THING (Thing!)!!!!

Tristan: Ok then...

Joey: How about we ignore her and go do whatever it was we were doing in the first place?

Writer: *grins like Bakura* Well, since I'm writing this and not you, you all must do as I say! And I say you're all standing outside Nag's house right now!!

*thunder clap*

Joey: .... I don't see anything different...

Tristan: That's because we were standing outside Nag's house all along.

Yugi: But if we were here all along, then why was there a thunder clap?

Mai: *shrugs* It must be raining. Now, come on, let's go inside!!!

Tea: I don't know, guys... this place has eyeball lights...

*everyone turns and stares at eyeball lights*

Joey: Don't worry, Tea! Remember, you're with me, the amazing Joey Wheeler! I could take on a thousand eyeball lights - no, wait, two thousand, and -

Tea: *sweatdrop*

Mai: Hey, come on, let's go inside!

Tristan: Guys, I have a really bad feeling about this...

*thunder claps in distance*

Yugi: ^_^ It's OK! Come on, nothing bad could happen if we just go inside!

Joey: Weelll...

Tea: Hey, what's that noise? Sounds like...

Tristan: A motorcycle!

Joey: But who would be coming to this party *truth begins to dawn on him* on... a.... motorcycle? *runs away screaming*

Malik: ^_^ IITI!!!

Writer: Just to let you know, that means hello in Ancient Egyptian ^_^

Everyone: o.O *stare at Malik*

Malik: What? *turns* Ooh eyeball lights... are they squishy? *pokes eyeball lights*

*starts pouring outside*

Writer: Grr... MALIK!!!!!!!!!!

Joey: *grumbling* Oh, great, he's cursed us...

Malik: Hey, it's not my fault! It had to start raining sometime...

Yugi: ^_^ Well, let's go inside then!!

Door: Yes, come inside!

Tea: ... Was it just me or was that door just talking?

Tristan: .... o.o it was just talking...

Mai: *yawns* Oh, please! Let's just go inside already!

Joey: Well. I don't really care if that door just said anything or not - I'm freezing and I'm starving and I'm going to go inside!

That Stupid Narrator from Pokemon: So Joey, Mai, and Yugi approach the door while Tea, Tristan, and Malik follow timidly behind-

Malik: Hey! I'M NOT TIMID!!! I'M MALIK ISHTAR!!! ALL SHALL FEAR ME AND DESPAIR!!!!

Narrator: *ignoring Malik* What will happen to our heroes? Where was Bakura? Why is Malik being timid? What happened to that other narrator? Will Nag ever get squishy eyeball lights? Find out next time, on Yu-Gi-Oh!

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I hope you liked it! Sorry it was so short, I wanted to post this as close to Halloween as I could.
Ok, now I had better thank people...
So most importantly, thanks Froggy/Nag/Shnalin for hosting a halloween party in real life and inspiring me to write this... =D I'm using lots of stuff from that party, but I'll always write what it is right here so you guys won't have to worry
Thanks Kobura for poking the eyeball light =P .. and for dressing like Malik so that I associated those two things... and also thanks for reminding me that Malik had a motorcycle.
Ok that's all for today! =D