Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Halloween ❯ Yami Yugi the Narrator ( Chapter 2 )

Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!... All of the other characters are original characters though, but I don't own them because lots of them are based on real people, and I don't own the party because it's based on a real party... I don't even own the Eyeball lights! So, the moral of the story is that authors never own anything.

A/N - Ok, I don't hate Yami, I just hate narrators. And also, sorry for anything that doesn't make much sense, I couldn't resist putting a bunch of inside jokes in here.

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Yami Yugi: Previously, on Yu-Gi-Oh!...

Everyone: Shut up!!!

Mai: *Pushes Yami Yugi off stairway, which happens to be very large*

Yami Yugi: AAAAHHH!!!!!

Tea: Mai, pushing people off of large objects isn't a nice thing to do to your friends. If we're going to get through this, we're going to do it together, and by friendshi-

Joey: Soo... now that we got that taken care of, who's ringing the doorbell to go to this party thing?

Tristan: How about you do it, Joey?

Joey: *sweatdrop* No way, not me, I'm not doin' it, you do it, Tristan!

Tristan: *glares* What?!? I am not ringing that doorbell, and -

Mai: Fine, fine. I'll do it. *rings doorbell*

*door bursts open, revealing Nag with her hair in dreadlocks and wearing a walrus costume*

Nag: Hello!! Welcome to my Halloween Party Thing!! Oh, good, most of you showed up... your friend Bakura's in the kitchen helping me mix up the blood.. come in!

Everyone: o.O .... blood?!?

Nag: Hey, what happened to Yami Yugi?

Tea: *peers down over stairway* I think he's down there somewhere.. oh, there he is! HI!!!! *waves*... He's waving.. I think he's okay

Mai: *pushes past Tea* HEY, YAMI YUGI!!!! IF YOU'RE DONE BEING A NARRATOR YOU CAN COME UP NOW!!!

Tea: He's still waving...

Everyone: YOU CAN COME UP NOW!!!!!

Yami Yugi: *waves*

Joey: ... You think he's a little hard of hearing?

Tristan: *eyeing Nag* Maybe he doesn't want to come up..

Malik: *under his breath* If that stupid Pharaoh doesn't show up soon, I'll have to banish him to the Shadow Realm!

Tea: Oh, look... he's coming up. I wonder what made him change his mind...?

Yugi: ^_^ I don't know! Maybe it was the fact that this party is going to be awesome! Let's go inside!

Nag: Yeah, come on! You can leave your coats and any weapons you might be carrying by the door, and the party's downstairs-

Yami Yugi: Wait.. would the Millennium Puzzle be classified as a weapon?

Nag: ... Yup! So, as I was saying, just follow my dog Scooter and -

Yami Yugi: But what about the possibility of theft?

Nag: Scooter will stand here all night, won't you, Scooter? Good dog! And he'll watch over everything, not to mention the Guard Wolverine, so your stuff will be perfectly safe...

Yami Yugi: Fine. I agree to your terms.

Yugi: But, Yami.... now there are two Millennium Puzzles.... because there are two of us...

Everyone: *turns and looks*

Joey: Whoa! There are two Yugis!

*silence*

Joey: What?!

Nag: Ok, I'll make an exception for you two...

Malik: Can't I keep my Millennium Rod? I've never hurt anyone with it...

Mai: Oh, of course you haven't. Don't believe a word he says, Nag, he's bluffing. He'll send us all to the Shadow Realm in an instant if you let him keep that thing.

Nag: Ok, Malik, put it by the door. Now, as I've been trying to say, the party is in the basement, so let's go down-

*doorbell rings*

Nag: That must be my other guests!

Tea: .... What's that noise? It sounds like...

Tristan: ... singing....

Nag: *opens door to see a group of teenage girls who are all singing*

Girls: A great white swan swoops down, scoops everyone up, and carries us all awaaaaaay... AND THEY YELL BRAVO! THEY CLAP! THEY -

Nag: AAAAAH!!!!!!! *runs away*

Everyone: o.O

Joey: ... What was that all about?

Girl in front: Hello, I'm Goat!*shakes Joey's hand* And I have no idea who you are, but I'm here to explain why I like pasta.

Girl in back: No, you're not, Goat. Actually we're ... Rabid Fangirls.. some sort of weird association.

Girl: Yeah.. dunno what it's called exactly, but basically we're here to be Rabid Fangirls whenever the author needs us to be Rabid Fangirls.

Girl in middle: My toe hurts!! Where's Kaiba?

Goat: We can be perfectly sane human beings at times, though.

Malik: So who exactly are you people?

Goat: Well you already know my name.. this is Kobura, Moogen, Zird, and Hippolyta. Although you don't really need to know our names, we're just here to scare you.

Zird: After all, it is Halloween!

Writer: Wait a second.. Zird?! That's one of my nicknames... I'm already in this story!! How can I be here twice?!

Zird: I'm your Rabid Fangirl self. This is fun!

Goat: Yeah, I know, you're already here, but we needed her to be a fangirl of... that weird guy.

Kobura: Pegasus?

Goat: Yeah, whatever.

Tristan: You know, Pegasus isn't here..

Yugi: I'm glad.. this is weird enough already...

Mai: He's right... Let's go down to the party!

Yami Yugi: And so, as our heroes descend the steps -

Everyone: ....

Joey: He's being quiet!

Mai: YES!! He stopped being a narrator!!

Tristan: I dunno, maybe whatever's down there scared him...

Joey: Or maybe he remembered what happened to him last time...

Tea: Well, then let's go see!

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A/N - Tada! Ok, yeah, I'm insane.

Nagini- Yup! You're a SEARCHFORTHEY!

UnDeadGoat - XD I'm going to put the abs confusion in... it was going to be this chapter but I didn't even get to the party yet so it'll have to be one of the other ones.

Dalene - Yeah, I'm glad you're not dying too. Ok, and you know who you were in this chapter! Well, maybe you don't, but that would be kind of scary.