Disclaimer: Is this truly necessary? I mean, I obviously don't own this stuff, so why bother stating it on a chapterly basis? Ah, hell…don't own HP or YGO.

Aubrey: Okay, this chapter is dedicated to the wonders of the first draft. How misspellings and improper word usage can create humour in its most basic form, that of the blooper. So, enjoy! I WILL explain my reasoning behind each and every blooper listed bellow.

Harry Potter and the Pharaoh's Curse

Interlude

Welcome to the Wonderful World of Bloopers!

Shamus goes to America

Aubrey: I had thought it might be funny if Shamus had gone to America for the summer and come back using all sorts of American terminology. But then I realized how little sense that would make, so I changed it, but you lucky few get to read the original version NOW!

"And did you see Malfoy and Harry?" Shamus continued. "I swear, I had no idea we were sleeping in the same room as a faerie [changed to "um…homosexual person," for the sake of using proper word usage and dialect] for the past six years."

{View changes to right outside the window where you see Harry flying by with frilly little wings and something that looks suspiciously like a ballet costume}

Shamus: {Points out the window at Faerie Harry} That is NOT what I meant!

The Grandmother kissing Satanists

Aubrey: After I wrote this, it occurred to me how hilarious it would be if one simply took the commas out. ^_^ So, here it goes!

"What was wrong with Neville?" Shamus was asking of his constantly close by friend. "When he tried to explain, he was spluttering so much I could hardly make a word out of it."

"Dunno." Dean replied calmly walking past Yami, who was still holding Yuugi. "I think he mentioned something about Satanists kissing his grandmother and knocking on doors."

"Fuck your ass"

Aubrey: This had nothing to do with the first draft for chapter three, it was just really, really, funny.

"Wakey, wakey, Harry boy." He whispered in a very bad imitation of Pegasus.

Yuugi snorted at his dark's horrible acting skills. But when Harry refused to wake up Yami chose a more tactless method of arousing the raven-haired boy. Sighing in exasperation, Yami leaned over and yanked the blankets off the couch, Harry thus tumbling out with them. Moaning in light pain and heavy irritation, Harry looked up at Yami and glared at the Japanese boy.

"Ah, fuck your ass."

"Hey!" Yuugi snapped, not too happy at the thought. "I'm the only one allowed to fuck Yami's ass!"

Yami: Baka.

Yuugi: {Sigh}

"Be gone with ye vial vermin! He's next door!"

Aubrey: And Lady Irony strikes again! This actually was in my original copy, but, somehow, my friend managed to talk me out of it. So, you're the first people on line who get the full and uncut version.

"For the last time…" Uncle Vernon raged loudly from next door. "BE GONE WITH YE VIAL VERMIN! HE'S NEXT DOOR!" Harry lifted his head from the pillow for a moment and stared at the wall for a moment, pondering why his uncle was bellowing at this unholy hour of the morning. "Where do you think you're going?" Another pause as whomever Mr. Dursley was talking to replied. "The OTHER next door, you fool!"

Aubrey, well, that's all for now. Farewell to ye, good gentlepersons. May all thou put thy hands to be full of success, and may forever more thyn masters treat ye justly and with proper calcium.