Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Harry Potter and the Pharaoh's Curse ❯ When Potions met Pharaoh ( Chapter 4 )

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Harry Potter and the Pharaoh's Curse

Chapter IV

Yuugi Motou sighed happily as he stretched and yawned. Finally, a good night's sleep with Yami without having to wake up to words that no one under the age of twenty-one should have to hear. He was just about to get out of bed when he felt a hand latch onto his T-shirt and pull him back down. Yuugi squeaked in pleasure as Yami claimed his lips for his own. But, typically enough, their intimate moment was, of course, interrupted by the curtains being pulled back and Harry Potter himself leaning against the post of Yami's bed.

"You know, if you want to keep your relationship under raps, you're going to have to be a bit more discrete." He stated, smiling slightly.

"Huh." Yami scoffed. "Look who's talking." He shot a glare at Harry. Obviously he still hadn't gotten over that little incident the first time they had met. "I see you've done a damn good job keeping your sexual preferences a secrete."

"I was until Neville walked in on us." He replied coldly. "Besides, it wasn't my idea to tell Draco on the goddamned train."

"Well, where did you have in mind? The bathroom?"

"Well…"

"You're sick!"

Yuugi giggled from the amusement of watching Yami scold someone from being a total pervert. It really was quite funny if you thought about it considering what they, themselves, had spent the better potion of last night doing.

"Are you calling me a pervert?"

"That's exactly what I'm calling you!"

"Oh yeah! You're really one to talk Mr. I'm-going-to-fuck-the-living-daylights-out-of-Yuugi-whilst-giving-off-the-i mpression-of-taking-a-perfectly-innocent-shower!"

"How do you know what Yuugi and I did last night?"

"What else do gay men to in the shower?"

"Bathe?"

"Yeah right!"

It was at that moment that Ron, much to Yuugi's relief, walked in.

"Harry, you're gonna miss-"

"Like you would really know, ya little pervert!" Yami ranted on.

"You're the pervert, pervert!"

"That's redundant!"

"It's not redundant if nobody's listening!"

"I'm listening, ya little baka!"

"Don't you go pulling out that fancy Japanese with me!"

"Why I ought to!" Yami growled raising his hand up to shoulder level. "Oblivi-"

"Yami!" Yuugi interrupted a look on his face torn somewhere between pride, bemusement, and utter horror. "Sensei Dumbledor would not be too pleased if you were to just happen to kill the savior of the universe!"

"I could save the universe!" Yami retorted.

"Now who's being an idiot?" Yuugi inquired dryly.

Poor little Ron, who by this point was very confused, just stood in the doorway and looked between Harry and their two Japanese guests.

"Breakfast." He finished his earlier abandoned sentence. He then turned to Yuugi. "Do I want to know what they were arguing about this time?"

"No, probably not." Yuugi stated something between a smile and a smirk playing on his lips.

At the mention of food Harry abandoned his argument and ran out the door. He breezed by Ron and made his way as happily as could be downstairs toward the Common Room and Great Hall.

"Aibou?" Yami half whimpered half chucked.

"Yes, Yami?" Yuugi replied politely.

"That boy has a short attention span."

"Yes, Yami. I noticed that too." Yuugi stated smiling slightly.

Then Yami grinned an evilly devious looking grin.

"Hey Wesley." He taunted. "FOOD!" Ron just blinked and Yami sighed and massaged his temples. "Oh well, I guess he's less like Jounouchi than I first anticipated." He muttered to Yuugi, a little disappointed.

Yuugi then made a vain attempt to hold back the onslaught of laughter that followed. Happy tears from laughing too hard flowed down his cheeks and he started to wipe then off when Yami lifted him off the ground and started to gently lick the salty substance. But he had barely begun when a small squeak issued from the doorway. The two Japanese boys froze and slowly turned to the doorway to see who, other than Ron who already knew about their relationship, had seen the intimate gesture. Yami cringed and Yuugi burst into more gales of laughter when the noted that it was none other than Neville.

"M-maybe I should start knocking before I come into rooms from now on." He whimpered; half traumatized half horrified. He then teetered out of the room.

Yuugi halted his giggle fit long enough to give Yami a look and say. "All this is really going to emotionally scar him, isn't it?"

"Probably so." Yami agreed. He then paused and thought about something for a minute. "And the worst part is that I'm not sure weather I should feel bad or honoured about it."

Just then the dormitory door opened again and, surprise, surprise, Shamus and Dean walked in.

"What was wrong with Neville?" Shamus was asking of his constantly close by friend. "When he tried to explain he was spluttering so much I hardly made a word out of it."

"Dunno." Dean replied calmly walking passed Yami, who was still holding Yuugi. "I think he mentioned something about Satanists, kissing, his grandmother, and knocking on doors."

Yami and Yuugi exchanged a look and quickly, via their mental link, had a little chat.

/Do you think now might be a good time to put me down?/ Yuugi mentally inquired of his dark.

//Yes, as a matter of fact, now would be lovely.// Yami replied sarcastically.

Then theory was put into practice as Yami sat Yuugi down.

"And did you see Malfoy and Harry?" Shamus continued. "I swear, I had no idea that I was sleeping in the same room as a um…homosexual person for the past six years." He stammered attempting to be tactful. "Probably a rapist too." He blundered on, dropping the tact method.

"Wouldn't doubt it one bit." Dean kissed up.

//Those little ass suckers are really asking to die.// Yami growled through the link.

/Yami!/ Yuugi squeaked back. /Killing people bad! Remember? Grandpa paid a lot of money for those therapy sessions./

//I don't need anger management.// Yami replied coolly. //I need a really big gun, but nooooooooooo. Never give the post 5000-year-old DEAD Ex-Pharaoh a sniper riffle. He might hurt himself with it.//

/I DON'T appreciate the tone!/ Yuugi snapped back, physically sighing.

Dean and Shamus glanced up and Yami and Yuugi sheepishly exited the room.

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Later that day…

Yami Yuugi Motou cursed softly in Japanese at the greasy haired wizard in front of him.

"Yami!" Yuugi scolded. "What did I tell you about cursing to strangers? Grandpa paid a lot of money for those therapy sessions too."

"YUUGI!" Yami bellowed. "WHY, PRAY TELL DO YOU THINK I WAS CURSING IN JAPANESE FOR?! GEE, COULD IT MAYBE BE SO THAT THE FUCKED UP SON OF A BITCH THAT I'VE BEEN FORCED TO LEARN FROM COULDN'T UNDERSTAND ME?! NEXT TIME MIGHT I SUGGEST THAT YOU DON'T YELL AT ME OUT LOUD?! WE HAVE THE MENTAL LINK FOR A REASON! USE IT!"

/That probably wasn't the best thing to say in this situation, Yami./

//Great. Now you use it.// The former pharaoh huffed.

/Kiss and make better?/ Yuugi pulled out his biggest paired of puppy dog eyes, the kind that only he could pull off.

Yami's eyes widened as he stared at his light.

"Yuugi!" He spluttered, blushing heavily. "Not in public."

/You do realize that you just said that out loud, don't you?/

//I do now.//

"Uh…" Snape mumbled, confused. "Mr. Motou, perhaps you should go see Madam Pomfrey in the Hospital Wing…" It was obvious that Professor Snape thought that the young Japanese boy was very much insane, but it still cause numerous whispers that Snape had passed up an opportunity to punish anyone associating with Griffindor. Hermione took it upon herself to point this out to Harry.

"Harry," she whispered. "Professor Snape didn't actually do anything! He didn't punish them for disrupting his class!"

Harry considered the point for a moment, but before he had long, Snape snapped his fingers joyfully, or as joyful as the potion master got.

"Thank you, Miss Granger," He said, in an almost courteous tone, "I knew I was forgetting something." He then thought about it for a moment, during which Yami took the opportunity for one last display of foul language.

"Bitch." He grumbled, sinking down into his seat.

"Um, fifty points from Griffindor, and two weeks detention." He settled upon.

"Fifty?" Harry groaned, unbelievingly. "Way to go, Hermione." He grumbled.

"Well, it wasn't my fault!" she defended herself. "He never listened me before!"

Yami, however, was not so content to contain himself to complaining to the person next to him.

"Bastard!" He panted seething with anger. "How dare you extract fifty of Griffindor's hard-earned house points and sentence myself to two weeks detention?" He then went off into another tirade, which Yuugi, Harry, Ron, and Hermione tuned out to soon enough.

~*TBC*~

Next time:

Hagrid and McGonagall are on the case. With the help of Dumbledor will we finally find out just WHY Yami and Yuugi are in England to begin with? We shall find out soon on Harry Potter and the Pharaoh's Curse!