Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ He Said What?! ❯ One ( Chapter 1 )

Title: He Said What?!

Author: Vapid Breath

 

Notes: This is just a humorous fic of quotes from movies, shows, anime, me, friends, and everywhere else.

 

Chapter One

 

“Hey, Kaiba. Whatcha doin'?”

 

“Go away, Mutt.”

 

“Hey! Here I am actually wanderin' what's goin' on in that big head of yours and you insult me. Looks like someone is being a little childish.”

 

Kaiba looked at the blond. “Try not to let your mind wander. It's much too small to be out by itself.” He smirked at the red flush of anger that covered the blond's face.

 

“I could say a lot of things about you and that stupid jet of yours; people are always talking behind your back, but I won't say anything because I'm bigger than that.”

 

“I know what they say about me!” The brunet's tone was low and angry. Joey felt kind of bad for him.

 

“I'm sorry. I didn't know you cared what other people thought of you.”

 

“I said I know, not I care.”

 

“Jeez, Kaiba. That's why they talk. You're so mean and antisocial.”

 

“I'm not antisocial. I just don't like you.”

 

“I think you do.”

 

“Don't think and it'll end all your problems.”

 

“Ha ha. Aren't you just funny.”

 

“Go away. I don't want a filthy mutt tagging behind me.”

 

“Keep your friends close and your enemies closer. Since were aren't exactly either, I thought I'd stick extra close.” And so he did by walking closer to Kaiba, so that their arms brushed. Kaiba stopped.

 

“Touch me, and I break your wrist.” The blond eased away.

 

“Don't get too affectionate. People might think you like me.”

 

“You talk, you die.” The blond huffed and then sighed.

 

“Fine.” The CEO glared.

 

00OOOO00OOOO00OOOO00

 

“So, Yugi. How are you doing with that art project?”

 

“Not so well, Ryou.”

 

“Well, you know what happens if at first you don't succeed.”

 

“Remove all evidence you even tried?” Duke offered after sneaking up on the two.

 

“No. If at first you don't succeed—”

 

“Try, try again. Then give up. There's no sense being a damn fool about it.”

 

Ryou finally gave up.

 

00OOOO00OOOO00OOOO00

 

“So, like I was sayin': You've got the hots for me, Kaiba-baby.”

 

“Get over yourself.”

 

“I bet you have sexy dreams about me and then you wake up and play with your long, hard—”

 

“I don't `play' with myself as you so kindly put it. It's disgusting.”

 

“Hey! Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love. Besides, having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.”

 

“What about love? Isn't that the answer to everything?” Kaiba asked with a bitter snarl.

 

“Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.”

 

“Looks like you've got a few questions of your own. Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?” Joey actually blushed.

 

TBC if anyone wants.