Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ He Said What?! ❯ Two ( Chapter 2 )

 

Title: He Said What?!

By: Vapidbreath

 

Chapter Two

 

“Hey, Joey. Who's he?” Rex Raptor* ran over to them from across the street.

 

“Oh, him. He's Kaiba. You know, the guy with the three Blue Eyes' White Dragons, from all the tournaments?”

 

“Oh. I remember now.” Rex snickered and was elbowed not so subtly by the blond.

 

“You remember him, don't ya, Kaiba?”

 

“Of course. I never forget a face, but in his case, I'll be glad to make an exception.”

 

“Now, wait just a minute. I said wait just a god damn minute.”

 

“This sure is some nice weather we're having.” Joey said a distraction. In reality, dark clouds were beginning to cover the sky.

 

“Or maybe not.”

 

“Everyone talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it.”

 

“That isn't very funny, Raptor.”

 

“Everything's funny, Kaiba. As long as it's happening to somebody else.”

 

Kaiba stopped to look at Joey. He tilted his head and looked strangely at the younger duelist. He took a stepped toward him and raised a hand. Joey awaited the impact, but only felt a light tapping on his forehead made by Kaiba's fist.

 

“Just as I thought; it's hollow.”

 

“You're just a big mean-y and I'm not going to get upset because I know that you only say mean things because you don't know how to flirt.” A light blush fell over the CEO that would not have been seen on anyone else, but because of his pale, creamy complexion it was easily visible.

 

The CEO thought it over and said to Rex, “He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot, but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.” The blond pretended to ignore him and crossed his arms over his chest.

 

“Pup, let me ask you a question. Why are you suddenly acting like this around me?”

 

“Ask me no questions, I tell you no lies.”

 

Kaiba stopped and approached the blond again. He trapped the duelist between his own two arms and a tree that just happened to be behind them. He leaned close, brushing his lips over the shell of Joey's ear. “Tell me, Joey. Tell me why you want me so bad.”

 

Joey shivered and Rex looked obviously disgusted. “I can't believe you guys are like that?” Both teens pause in their actions to look at the shorter teen. “Like what?”

 

“Queers, fags, homos, going up the down staircase, on the other side of the fence, swinging on the other field, playing for the other team, or whatever you want to call it.”

 

“I'm homosexual. Nothing more and don't say gay.”

 

“What's the difference?”

 

“I don't think it's fair for male homosexuals to be called `gay'. If we're called `gay' female homosexuals should be called `ecstatic'.”

 

“Whatever. I'm not either of those. I'm bisexual, thank you very much.” The blond huffed in agitation.

 

“Big difference, Mutt.”

 

“It really is. Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.”

 

“So, Rex. When are you going to stop following us?”

 

“Soon if you two keep acting queer.” Kaiba and Joey looked at each other before pressing their lips in a small, chaste kiss that was just enough to send Rex flying down the street in horror.

 

“That was are first kiss, Seto.”

 

“When did I give you permission to call me that, Joseph?”

 

“When I gave you permission to kiss me.”

 

Kaiba just smiled.

 

TBC if anyone wants.

 

* I don't really know the guy's name. If you can help, please do.

 

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