Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ He Said What?! ❯ Three ( Chapter 3 )

“I don't know what you're talking about!”

 

“Oh, come on, Duke. We all know you like him.”

 

“Look, Yugi, I don't like him. I'm not even gay.”

 

“With the clothes you were, I'm not so sure, Drag queen.”

 

“Drag is when a man wears everything a lesbian won't.”

 

“At least I don't look like a girl, Ryou.”

 

“Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am.”

 

“There are only stupid people around me, but they mean well.”

 

“We can hear you!”

 

“Really! All this time I thought I was talking to myself.”

 

The teens paused in their bickering when they recognized two people across the street.

 

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“Isn't this a wonderful day. The sky's clearing, the birds are chirping, your hand's on my ass.”

 

“How does it feel to live in a constant haze of stupidity?”

 

“Why are you so prejudice against people who aren't as smart as you, Kaiba?”

 

“I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.”

 

“You, Mr. Ice King, are just like a woman. I can see right through you and that tough exterior.”

 

“Anyone who says that they can see through women is missing a lot, Joey.” Duke along with Ryou and Yugi had effectively crossed the street in order to walk with the dragon duo.

 

“Why would you care? You're gay.”

 

 

“Stop saying that. I'm not a homosexual.”

 

“Homosexuality is god's way of insuring that the truly gifted aren't burdened with children.”

 

“And denial isn't just a river in Egypt.”

 

“Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys with M16s going, "Who'd you call a faggot?"

 

The group laughed.

 

“So, Duke. How was that convention you went to last weekend?” Kaiba looked to Duke awaiting the answer to find the green-eyed teen blushing madly.

 

Pronouns make it hard to keep our sexual orientation a secret when someone asks us about our weekend. “I had a great time with... them.” Great! Now they don't think you're queer - just a big slut!

 

“Right. You okay, Duke?”

 

“I'm fine, Kaiba”

”I usually tend to avoid such gatherings. They're filled with homophobic people.”

 

“If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in queer to work: "Hello. Can't work today, still queer.”

 

“If only I could enjoy such pleasantries.”

 

“Maybe you should get off that high horse of yours and take a break,” Joey suggested.

 

“Why, so you can get on mine?” Kaiba asked, referring to his own “high horse”.

 

“You big pervert!”

 

“Um, Joey. Are you and Kaiba, you know, together?” The blond and brunet looked at each other.

 

“Well, this sure is some nice weather we're having.”

 

 

TBC

 

I'm running out of funny quotes. I really only have serious ones, so if anyone can provide a quote or two I'd be most appreciative.