Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ He Said What?! ❯ Four ( Chapter 4 )

Title: He Said What?!

Author: Vapidbreath

Second Disclaimer: The following quotes also belong to: mayberrytown, Wstov75, Henny Youngman, Henry Kissinger, Luis Bunuel, Ronald Knox, Alexander Woollcott, Emo Philips, and sheikgoddess.

 

“So, what do you guys want to do?”

 

“We could go—“

 

“Not you, Joey. All the things you like are weird.”

 

“Not true, Yugi. All the things I really like are either immoral, illegal or fattening.”

 

“Look! There's a church service starting.” The group turned to look at the pale skinned youth.

 

“You're joking right, Ryou? Sermons are too freakin' long.”

 

“A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to rouse the interest, but long enough to cover the essentials.”

 

“I guess you guys are right.”

 

“Hey, Joey. Want to make god laugh?”

 

“Uh, sure, Yugi.”

 

“Tell him your future plans.” Kaiba shook his head in disapproval before muttering, “Thank god I'm an atheist.”

 

“Ryou, don't be so sad. We'll go some other time.”

 

“What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money.”

 

“The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends, if they're okay, it's you, Joey.”

 

“94.5% of all statistics are made up.”

 

“Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results. Like, trying to beat me in a duel.”

 

“Whatever, Kaiba. You've just got more experience, is all.”

 

“Experience is the name we give our mistakes.”

 

“Why do I keep trying to be civil with you?”

 

“Trying is the first step towards failure.”

 

“You tried your best, Joey, and failed miserably. The lesson is “never try.”

 

TBC…

 

Please review and leave quotes. Thank you.

 

In response to: Angel Of Anime21190 (http://www.fanfiction.net/u/504168/)

This "story" is nice, but it lacks true substance. to me all it seems like is an endless list of quotes with no detail and/or true meaning... you could easily make this a story by giving it an actual plot insted of droll, hentai flavored conversations. Quite frankly, this story is a lame excuse for a fanfiction. Here's a suggestion:Delete these worthless quotes, add more detail, turn it into a true fic, and repost it!

 

It may seem like “ an endless list of quotes with no detail and/or true meaning” because, in case you didn't notice, it is “an endless list of quotes with no detail and/or true meaning. This story isn't meant to have a true plot. It is only for humorous entertainment. If you really want to take something that is labeled under humor/parody so seriously, be my guest. However, don't expect me to make it into a story it isn't meant to be. Even in my summary I typed: This is just a humorous fic of quotes from movies, shows, anime, me, friends, and everywhere else. It doesn't say this is some story about love, life, drama, or anything else. I apologize if I confused you and I'll try to make that point as clear as I can.

 

Thank you for taking the time to read my story and review it. I am also thankful that you have enough faith in me to think that I have the ability to delete this and write it with a plot. I'm sorry to say that, while I may have that ability, I will not be doing that since I have other, more important, stories to work on. This fic is only written in my free time to make people laugh. I had hoped that I was succeeding.