Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ How Embarrasing! ❯ Ryou X Yugi: YaoiMeowmaster ( Chapter 1 )

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Detention Panic
***Ryou's POV***
I sighed as I stared at the blackboard in dismay. I really had to use the bathroom. The teachers never let us go the period before school was done. I should have gone last period. Oh yeah that's right....last period was gym.
In gym we were studying ballroom dancing and by sheer luck I happened to dance with my boyfriend Yugi. We both blushed a little as his hand grasped my waist. Which looked funny because even though I was taller than Yugi, Yugi was the more assertive one in our relationship.
So I held it. Bad idea.
A ruler snapped down on my desk so hard I could've sworn my head hit the ceiling. But nope. I crossed my legs and looked up at my ugly balding science teacher's face.
He scowled down at me. "Ryou what is urine composed of?" grunted that beastly gorrila.
Shit. Of all things it had to be piss right?
" Uu-m." I sputtered out. "Liquid waste composed of vitamins and minerals the body cannot use?" I guessed.
The gorilla face softened slightly minimizing some of the canyon wrinkles. "Good. And how much bacteria does fresh urine contain?"
My bladder is about to burst from clenching so much. "Millions?" I guessed again.
This time Gorilla-face growled and pulled out a red marker. He wrote on my forehead which I could tell from the stroke's was a big fat F in a circle. " I said it 5 times in my lecture. 5 times!" he said as he wrote. "Fresh urine contains no bacteria at all and is even cleaner than any of you puny brat's."
Really? Let me sanitize you then.
I glowered in my seat resisting the urge to piss in Gorilla-face's mouth.
"However..." said Gorilla-face writing my name on the blackboard. "If urine is left standing bacteria can fester. Which Ryou will be examining once he works on Bathroom cleanup duty tommorow. AFTER detention today of course."
I lowly growled as a number of people began to laugh at me. Mocking me for the F-wearing, detention duty, toilet cleaner I was at this moment.
"I wouldn't be surprised if his hair turned out yellow tommorow." said Charline the bitchest girl in the back.
"I wouldn't be surprised if it turned out brown. or green!" giggled her equally bitchy friend Fran.
The two cackled like hags until Yugi shot a look there way in which they turned deathly silent. The pair idolized Yugi but he was mine haha mineminemiiiiine! You hear that?MIIIIIIIIINE!!!!!
-later that day-
Shit. Desert. Sand. Hot Sun. God let me think about anything but water.
I stand against a wall balancing books on my head while Gorilla-face snores. I'm supposed to so this for 15 minutes straight. My colon is about to burst dear good.
I squeak out patheticly. "Mr. Idiwachi? May I go now?"
Gorilla-face snores on oblivious to anything at the moment I frown and begin hopping on my foot. Another bad idea.
The books immediatly toppled to the floor onto my other foot making me screech in pain. Gorilla face woke up with a stratled snort and glowered.
"Again Ryou? Your balance is worse than your intelligence."
I moan rubbing my foot as Gorilla-face went to use the bathroom. The way he was waddling aparrently for a dump.
As soon as he was gone Yugi's face popped in the doorway smirking. "Whose making you moan? Only I can do that." he said with his high yet low voice. Kinda on the edge of squeaky. I guessed.
Yugi tiptoed into the room smiling. He trailed a finger down my uniform jacket softly. I blushed with anticipation completly ignoring my need to pee. " Do you love me Ryou?" asked Yugi softly looking at me innocently as he unbuttoned my uniform stroking my chest.
I blushed slightly and closed my eyes. "Yes..." I whispered delicately.
"How much?" asked Yugi as he complety unbuttoned my uniform revealing my bare chest. My body was hot and aching for his touch. I arched my back towards Yugi.
"A lot." I said simply.
Yugi tsk-tsked as he touch my sensitive nipple. God it was like electric burst of pleasure blasted out from that touch. "That won't do... You don't love me?" said Yugi. He liked a nipple and began nibbling me carresing my hips.
I cried out and blushed hard. "Yugi... I love you so much..times a million!" I moaned in need and lost control of my back muscles sliding down the wall with my legs wide open Yugi's ultimate prize in between them.
Yugi smirked a lowered down with me putting his hands on my knees. I panted as he lowered my zipper. I'm so glad I went commando today. My hard cock lept from the hole in the denim throbbing with need.
Yugi licked his lips like a cat that was about to catch it's prey and lowered his head licking the tip. I shouted tensing up horribly. One lick and I was about to cum. God Yugi was so good. Not wanting to wait he engulfed the entire head of my cock in his wide wanting mouth.
I shrieked and arched my back releasing into his mouth. I felt immense joy at the release of tension. But....something wasn't right.... I felt relief but no orgasm affect? Wait a minute....
Yugi's eyes widened and he pulled his mouth away gagging and coughing horiblly and to my absolute horror I found not semen dripping from my penis but PISS!
“OH MY GOD!" I screamed in horror and humiliation as I attempted to aim my penis away from peeing underneath Gorilla-face's desk.
My jaw hit the floor as I witnessed Yugi still coughing and his mouth gaping open in shock. I approached him cautiously.
"Y-yugi....?I'm sooo sorry. I thoght I could hold it...." I sqeaked out miserably.
"Well I knew it'd taste odd but that was a complete shock." he said.
My mouth opened so wide I could've starred in the honeycomb commercial. No special effects needed.
"EXCUSE ME?!" I screeced humiliated. Yugi winked at me.
"You were looking a little uncomfortable in class so I decided to become your personal oral sperm and piss toilet." chuckled Yugi.
"Doesn't taste that bad though. remotley of meatballs..."
That did it. I could put an elephant whole in my mouth at this point and have room for a couple of whales to party.
Yugi laughed and picked me up off the floor so I could stand up. I finnaly closed my gaping mouth. Yugi kissed my cheek.
"No need to be embarrased Ryou. I'll do anything for you...."
I smiled weakly satisfied with Yugi's answer and walked home with him.
*****The end*****
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