Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ How Embarrasing! ❯ Joey X Kaiba: tash1021 ( Chapter 2 )

Disclaimer: I dont own yugioh. I do not make any money off of this fanfiction.


Always Eat Breakfast...
***Joey's POV***
God was I starving....I moodily looked up at clock. There was only 15 minutes left until lunch. I licked my lips in anticipation.
When your life is like mine spending more time than neccasary in your own home can be hazardous to your health. As if that wasn't bad enough, try waking up late and having do do get ready for school in 10 minutes flat. You normally take a proper shower in 10 minutes. On top of that, right before you leave your drunken father comes out of nowhere and tells you to get him beer and ciggarettes in the next 5 minutes or your ass is grass.
Yup...that's basicly my school mornings in a nutshell. No breakfast. As if there was an option of breakfast anyway. Unless I wanted beer-battered cigarettes dipped in god-knows-how-old-this-is takeout, I normally was able to contain my hunger.
Until today...
My math teacher suddenly transformed into a double cheeseburger. I drooled as I imagined biting into that savoring the meat and...
"Mr.Wheller!"
"Huh!?" My mind went back to reality and I realised I had a giant glob of saliva on my returned quiz paper. I grimaced and blushed from embarrasment wiping the spit off ignoring the barely hid snickers from around me.
"I'm sorry Mrs.Cherake I'm just hungry..." I said.
Mrs. Cherake smiled. " Well Joey lunch is in 5 minutes Can you wait?"
No. "Yes..." I said.
"Good." she said.
Mrs.Cherake went back to reviewing the quiz as I stared at the clock. Suddenly I felt a paper ball whack the back of my head!
I rub my head and pick up the ball from the floor. I read the note. The handwriting was elegant and pristine.
Did I forget to feed my puppy?
I growled madly. Kaiba. What a jackass! I scribbled a response.
Screw you!
I tossed it at his head enjoying his expression as it hit him. He read the note curiously and chuckled placing it in his pocket.
Weirdo....
minutes later//////
"OF ALL THE DEEPEST PITS OF HELL!!!!!" I screamed in the lunchroom nearly making my friend Yugi drop his food. He maintained his balanced and looked at me with his violet eyes curiously.
"What's wrong Joey?" he asked sitting down.
I sat down next to him holding my head in my hands.
"I forgot my lunch money and I'm starving..." I whined.
"Want a dog biscuit?" said a certain voice I knew and hated.
"Go away Kaiba" I moaned.
"Um Joey he really has a cookie" said Yugi.
I looked up. There he was. Kaiba. WITH A GIANT CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE IN HAND AS BIG AS MY FACE!!!!!
"MINE!" I screamed pouncing on Kaiba. He flew back landing on his back. I snatched the cookie and shoved as much as I could in my mouth munching noisily. I was being stared at but I didn't care.
"Bad Dog! Heel! Your leaving crumbs on me!" commanded Kaiba. God did I love him at this moment giving me this giant cookie. Soon it was all gone in my stomach. I licked my palms as I got off of Kaiba.
Kaiba got up as well and dusted himself off chuckling a bit. "I guess making you beg was out of the question."
"Thank you Kaiba!" I happily chirped. Uh-oh....
I held my stomach. I gagged a little bit. Oh shit....
I turned tail and raced to the bathroom holding my stomach. I ate the cookie to fast...no...no... let me hold it..
I opened the door and found myself slammed back against it by...
"Kaiba!? How did you get here before m-"
I didn't get to finish my sentence. Before I knew it my hair was grasped tightly and my mouth was invaded by a slimy tounge.
No,noo!
The tounge touched my throaght and I gagged horribly, vomiting. Kaiba jumped back as if electric shocked and choked spitting out my vomit...from his mouth
I held my mouth and raced to a stall tossing my just-eaten cookie forcefully into the toilet. My face flushed beet-red as I sobbed.
I gagged nastily as I tasted my stomach acid in my mouth. This was horrible. My first kiss was by a man. by Kaiba AND I vomited right after it.
Once I finished vomiting I sobbed hysterically my mouth covered in puke. This was the worst day ever. I swear this must have been "give Joey Wheller hell" day.
I felt a hanky wipe my mouth and I was pulled off the floor. Kaiba stood in front of me with a concerned expression. He handed me a glass of fruit punch. I cautiously took it and downed the drink. "Thank you..." I whispered tears threatening to fall.
Kaiba smiled and embraced me. "It'll be allright..." he said. "The juice has some medicine." He pulled away and lifted up my chin smirking.
"How about we finish that kiss once the vomit taste is cleared from our mouths?" he asked.
And I weakly smiled. And for once I was glad that I didn't eat breakfast.
***The End***
Okay tash's request is done. n_n
Coming soon: Embarrasment for Yami!