Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ How Embarrasing! ❯ Yami X Bakura: TheUltimateToken ( Chapter 3 )

Disclaimer: I dont own yugioh. I do not make any money off of this fanfiction.


The Reality Isn't Pretty
***Yami's POV***
WARNING: THE FOLLOWING STORY IS VERY GRAPHIC. MORE SO THAN THE OTHER CHAPTERS READERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED.
"Damn it Yami how much longer?" asked Bakura for the 5th time today.
I frowned as I ate my 5th blue and white pill washing it down with water. I swallowed and shot him a look.
"I told you it'd take a least a week. It's embarrasing enough without you rushing me." I said coldly.
Bakura groaned and flopped down on the couch closing his eyes in indignation. "I think your lying."
I managed to slip out a sneaky grin. "Even if I was it wouldn't do you good to force yourself on me. Unless you'd want a scar on your face."
Bakura moodily opened an eye. "Yeah, whatever."
You're probably wondering what the fuck me and Bakura are talking about. Well first of all because of an odd twist of fate Bakura and I have ended up together.
You know how in normal yaoi story's the main thing is anal fucking and the ass is like totally sweet. Well the bad thing with me is.....
"Yami you constipated fuck." said Bakura.
Asshole. Well yeah I suffer from acute constipation and my colon is less than pretty, to put it delicatley. So when Bakura popped the sex question I've decided to undergo a complete colon cleanse. The pills I ate earlier were laxatives.
The last thing I want happening is for Bakura to prepare me and there's shit allover his finger's ugh. I shuddered at the thought.
Bakura groaned again as I sat beside him. Needless to say, I'm softer than I look. I wanted to cuddle. "Why can't you just douche it and be done with it?"
I stared at him a litte then spoke slowly.
"Because douches actually push bacteria UP not cleanse it out." I coughed and kissed his cheek carefully.
Yugi came in the room chatting animatedly with someone I couldn't see. He stopped however when he saw us. "Um..." he sad biting his lip.
I stood up and approached my hikari. "What's wrong aibou?" I asked. I turned my head and saw a bright eyed Ryou holding Yugi's hand. He smiled at me.
"Hello Yami." he said. I noded. Yugi looked up at me pouting a little bit. "I thought you'd be gone today.
Bakura raised an eyebrow and pretended to be hurt. "Why? You don't like us Yugi?"
"Yugi wanted to make-out in this room." said Ryou making Yugi blush and shoot him a look. Bakura snorted.
"Sorry. This rooms reserved there's a vacancy upstairs." he said.
"Shut up Bakura." I growled. I nodded to Yugi and dragged Bakura off the couch.
"You asshole! At least get up!" I snarled at Bakura who remained stiff. Yugi and Ryou squealed and hopped onto each other on the couch kissing each other passionatley giggling and moaning as if they were lesbians.
Bakura scoffed and got up. "I don't believe it... my hikari's getting more ass than me"
Bakura spanked my ass and I snarled at him as we went upstairs.
As soon as we went upstairs I was attacked. Bakura threw me on the bed and attacked my neck with multiple kisses. He licked it suckling and nibbling on it. "Bakura damn it..." I moaned softly. My mouth was invaded my his warm tounge and I kissed him hungrily.
My shirt was lifted up and I whimpered as he pulled on my nipples. I threw my head back and groaned in ectasy as he licked one.
My erection pushed needingly on my pants and it was pulled free from it's prison as my pants and boxers were pulled off. At this point my eyes widened. "Wait! Don't go any further!" I warned.
To my dismay Bakura simply cackled as he lifted my but in the air. "Bakura wait please!" I cried out. He attempted to mut my pleas by licking my nipples. I screeched as my ass was invaded by a wet finger roughly shoved in. And it happened....
I farted.
Long and loud....and wet!?
Bakura closed his eyes and set his jaw exaling slowly as I clenched my teeth scared. He pulled his finger out full of shit!
I screamed in terror and humiliation as I jumped off and scurried to the bathroom. As soon as I sat on the toilet shit spewed out painfully like never before. I screamed and sobbed at my misery and begged for mercy.
"NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! GOD NOOO!!!!! HELP PLEASE HAVE MERCY!!!!!AAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGH!!!!! SWEET GOD JESEUS CHRIST GREAT ALLAH HEEEEEEELP!!!!!!!"
I cried terribly as everthing rushed out. Bakura stood in the doorway and calmly wiped his finger off. He frowned a little.
"Guess you werent lying."
"ASSHOLE!!!!" I screamed in terror.
Bakura frowned and laughed a little. " Don't worry I won't tell."
I bit my lip in anger and slapped him.
***The End***
That was a good ending. :3
Coming soon : Ryou X Bakura. More Ryou Embarrasment!